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11-25-2011, 05:31 PM
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overheard 2 young guys with an xbox game
"we are playing this as soon as we get home - you have to be the guy who looks like the child molester next door" super creepy 
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12-04-2011, 01:05 AM
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call it as u see it Relationship Status:
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at work...
"Damn the Stripper is dirty"
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12-08-2011, 10:16 AM
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OMG all this glitter. I'll never get rid of it all.
 
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12-08-2011, 10:21 AM
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Quote:
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12-08-2011, 10:29 AM
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Belle: OMG i'm not framing that picture. Look how big my butt looks in that. If i was something you could eat, there would be no hunger left in the world.
Bully: "Laughing" Belle: Excuse me? Bully: No dear, it's the dress making you look like that, it's not your butt. And anyway, look at me in that pic, i look big, omg. Belle: Does it really matter? Is this about you? Bully:
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12-09-2011, 07:00 PM
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the kid across the street from me - about 13ish
he was breaking downed tree limbs with his friends karate chopping with his feet i overheard him sing this ditty after a successful chop in the style of milkshake by kelis "my karate breaks all the boards in the yard - that's right it's better than yours i can teach you but i'd have to charge" |
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12-20-2011, 04:37 AM
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Girl: “Dad! Can I dye my hair green?”
Dad: “I’ll save you the money, I’ll just sneeze on your hair, instead! How’s that?” Girl:”Eeeeeeewwwww! No way, that’s gross! I was helpless with laughter! LOL!
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12-21-2011, 05:50 PM
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guy to a woman in the next queue over at the drug store
"hello, excuse me. i don't know if you remember me but i'm the guy who broke into your car a couple months ago." further discussion seems to indicate that the break in was a positive experience |
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12-21-2011, 07:55 PM
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Hey boy!!! Relationship Status:
counting freckles slowly under Her direction!!! Join Date: Nov 2009
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Worm to his little brother....
"Santa delivers everything in a 3,000 pound sack."
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01-06-2012, 08:33 PM
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Rachel Maddow said, "I don't bite unless you want me to." Swoon.
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01-06-2012, 08:37 PM
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In perfect love and perfect trust I believe that will be directed..for now Just friends in my life. 
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Overheard my grandaughter talking to her girlfriend today:
My grandma's to coolest woman in the wolrd..You will like her..We gotta take her out clubbin!" I about died laughing..lol
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01-25-2012, 02:49 PM
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Neighbour just broke wind, twice!
His wife says: "Did I do something to offend you?! I nearly fell off the Sofa from laughing! LOL! Must close the window!
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04-01-2012, 07:37 PM
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overheard in line at the grocery
one lively debate over the alleged superiority of vanilla ice's ninja rap to run dmc's ghostbusters rap i have to give the gold star to run dmc for being 11 seconds shorter |
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04-12-2012, 06:10 PM
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overheard at the hospital
family to patient on other side of privacy curtain: "wow looks like they have you on some good stuff - maybe now is the time to get you to give us the secrets of the universe" patient: "first we have to destroy canada" |
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04-13-2012, 12:50 PM
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A little boy to his Dad: "Dad, I got a log backin' up".
 Dad turned about 5 shades of red when I chuckled....  Ah kids, gotta love em'. |
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04-24-2012, 05:01 PM
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i admit i wanted to overhear more of this convo
"ayn rand was the charlie sheen of her day"
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09-05-2012, 04:51 PM
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good overheards have been in short supply of late
but
i think this one takes first place in my personal roster of strange overheards overheard by the employee break area of a local credit union seemed to be the usual barack obama birth certificate debate until " he doesn't have a birth certificate because he is a clone of the egyptian pharoh akhenaten - look it up on the internet" 
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09-05-2012, 11:57 PM
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alcohol moisture content
"sorry, I tried but you are gonna have to get wet tonight..."
Look at him, look at my operator, get a smartass grin... "Hey, Chris ...wanna help me out with that" poor boy turned bright red Lol
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10-18-2012, 02:59 PM
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She, please. Join Date: May 2010
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Last night, right after we close the bar down:
Customer: Do you have any candy here for sale?My boss (for the night): No, she's locked up.
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10-18-2012, 06:37 PM
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Hummm...she seems like an interesting girl
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