The Twenty Question Bed Quiz!

[Blade]

1. What size is your bed? queen

2. Who do you share it with? Skip and Tashi

3. What are your favorite kind of sheets? cotton I don't have time to count the threads
4. How often do you change your sheets? weekly if I sleep in it,

5. How many pillows are on your bed? chuckles ummm 5

6. What kind of pillows are they? (feather, buckwheat, etc.) Dont know

7. What position do you sleep in? on my back

8. What time do you go to bed on average? when I get sleepy, sometimes I don't
9. What activities do you do in your bed besides sleep and fuck? watch TV, read, do word puzzles, pray
10. Do you have a headboard? yes

11. What does it look like? it looks like a bookcase and has a mirror

12. If you could get a new bed or new sheets, what would you pick? bed

13. What side of the bed do you sleep on? corner to corner

14. Do you have any pet peeves when it comes to your bed? yes that is why the dogs are in it with me
15. What is the maximum amount of living beings you have ever had in your bed? 6 maybe more but I'll stick with 6

16. Have you ever jumped on your own bed? not the one I have now, but I have had it bouncing

17. How old is your mattress? not sure but it is time for a new one

18. What kind of and how many blankets do you sleep with? none it's like a real thin fleece, but it doesn't stay on all night, I'm hot blooded like that

19. What would you NOT want to find UNDER your bed? anything pertaining to any ex, but I will say I cleaned out from under the bed a few weeks ago for the first time in several years and found all kinds of things that didn't belong to me.
20. What would you NOT want to find IN your bed? my woman with someone other than me, the smell of someone's cologne besides mine...fleas, bedbugs, lice, crumbs

[Tcountry]

1. What size is your bed? full

2. Who do you share it with? Lola the kitty, and sometimes Stella the bloodhound

3. What are your favorite kind of sheets? comfy ones

4. How often do you change your sheets? weekly

5. How many pillows are on your bed? 4

6. What kind of pillows are they? no idea...fluffly ones, a flat one, and a memory foam one...lol

7. What position do you sleep in? side or belly

8. What time do you go to bed on average? usually between 1 & 3 am

9. What activities do you do in your bed besides sleep and fuck? read, watch movies, or play games on the kindle

10. Do you have a headboard? Yes...

11. What does it look like? antique wood...family heirloom

12. If you could get a new bed or new sheets, what would you pick?
neither...maybe a new mattress

13. What side of the bed do you sleep on? in the middle

14. Do you have any pet peeves when it comes to your bed? NO eating in bed! ...ok, maybe ice cream, but nothing that leaves crumbs...

15. What is the maximum amount of living beings you have ever had in your bed? hmmm...6...2 adults, 2 kids, and 2 animals

16. Have you ever jumped on your own bed? not this one, but when I was a kid, yes!

17. How old is your mattress? no clue...at least 5 yrs

18. What kind of and how many blankets do you sleep with? one really super soft super warm one, and the comforter

19. What would you NOT want to find UNDER your bed? Monsters...lol and deceased animals

20. What would you NOT want to find IN your bed? Crumbs! "accidents"

[The JD]

1. What size is your bed? King

2. Who do you share it with? A 7.5 pound chihuahua who somehow takes up more room than I do.

3. What are your favorite kind of sheets? White ones.

4. How often do you change your sheets? Not as often as everyone else on this thread, apparently.

5. How many pillows are on your bed? 5...which is kind of odd, I only sleep with 1.

6. What kind of pillows are they? (feather, buckwheat, etc.) 2 feather, 1 fake-feather, 2 different sizes of Tempur-Pedic

7. What position do you sleep in? On my sides and back. I sometimes wake on my back with my arms crossed over my chest in a corpse position.

8. What time do you go to bed on average? Between midnight and 2 on school nights. On weekends, it might be 10 PM or 4 AM.

9. What activities do you do in your bed besides sleep and fuck? Read. Play Words with Friends. No eating, no tv- I get insomnia, and read somewhere that if I don't use the bed for leisure waking activities, I'll program my brain to know it's time to go to sleep when I lie in it. This approach has not been entirely successful.

10. Do you have a headboard? Yep!

11. What does it look like? It's an oak headboard bookcase. No end tables.

12. If you could get a new bed or new sheets, what would you pick? Sheets.

13. What side of the bed do you sleep on? The side closest to the door.

14. Do you have any pet peeves when it comes to your bed? No eating. The dog doesn't agree.

15. What is the maximum amount of living beings you have ever had in your bed? 4- 2 humans, 2 dogs.

16. Have you ever jumped on your own bed? Not for 35 years.

17. How old is your mattress? A year.

18. What kind of and how many blankets do you sleep with? 1 lightweight down comforter. I like fluffy, but not hot.

19. What would you NOT want to find UNDER your bed? Zombies. Or alligators. Fortunately, getting a captain's bed frame has taken care of them. They can't fit in the drawers.

20. What would you NOT want to find IN your bed? Bugs. Dog puke. Or crumbs.

[Puplove]

1. What size is your bed?
King, not big enough

2. Who do you share it with?
I don't SHARE; the Beauhunk insists on sleeping in it even though there is only enough room for me to stretch out, and dogs sneak in when I'm not looking.

3. What are your favorite kind of sheets?
The kind that don't get pulled off by the Beauhunk while I'm sleeping.

4. How often do you change your sheets?
You're supposed to change them???

5. How many pillows are on your bed?
13. Wow, never counted before now. Guess I need to add one more, since I'm not Sarah Winchester after all (bonus points if you get that).

6. What kind of pillows are they? (feather, buckwheat, etc.)
My 4 foam pillows and stuffed animal, a tempurpedic pillow, the Beauhunk's stinky feather pillows (I don't like sleeping on birds), a whole lot of decorative pillows

7. What position do you sleep in?
Back, sometimes side covered in and hugging pillows either way

8. What time do you go to bed on average?
Midnight - 1am; 3-4 am on weekends

9. What activities do you do in your bed besides sleep and fuck?
Read, watch TV, lie awake thinking about how I should be asleep.

10. Do you have a headboard?
Yep

11. What does it look like?
A smaller version of the footboard. Dark oak. Mission style. No, not missionary, very funny.

12. If you could get a new bed or new sheets, what would you pick?
Sheets.

13. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
My side. The Beauhunk hangs on to the right edge.

14. Do you have any pet peeves when it comes to your bed?
Using the bed as another kind of furniture (like as a chair or couch or dining table); food crumbs, dogs, dog treat crumbs or dog hair on sheets; wadded up sheets and blankets while sleeping, feet getting uncovered.

15. What is the maximum amount of living beings you have ever had in your bed?
5 that I could see; millions of other critters if you believe the mattress commercials.

16. Have you ever jumped on your own bed?
It's a tempurpedic, so no fun to jump on, although I tried. I've walked all over it though. Stomped, even. On purpose. The mattress person told me to.

17. How old is your mattress?
Almost 3 months.

18. What kind of and how many blankets do you sleep with?
One - thin summer blanket or electric blanket if the weather gets cold (below 50 degrees).

19. What would you NOT want to find UNDER your bed?
Boogieman, Freddie Kruger

20. What would you NOT want to find IN your bed?
Besides dog hair, dog bones, dog treat crumbs, food, anything that isn't bed linen or me (or the Beauhunk)...hmmm...another person besides the Beauhunk. Well, except K.D Lang, that might not be a bad surprise. Don't tell the Beauhunk I said that, though.

[BoDy*ShOt]

1. What size is your bed? Queen.

2. Who do you share it with? me, myself and i

3. What are your favorite kind of sheets? cotton - nothing flannel or satin-y

4. How often do you change your sheets? once a week

5. How many pillows are on your bed? two pillows and two blankies that i ball up like pillows lol

6. What kind of pillows are they? (feather, buckwheat, etc.) um.. medium soft ones

7. What position do you sleep in? on either of my sides or my tummy.. my feet uncovered!

8. What time do you go to bed on average? whenever i am lucky enough to fall asleep

9. What activities do you do in your bed besides sleep and fuck? read.. laptop.. talk (yes, mostly to myself.. j/k sorta)

10. Do you have a headboard? i do

11. What does it look like? wood, chocolate brown, Shaker style

12. If you could get a new bed or new sheets, what would you pick? sheets

13. What side of the bed do you sleep on? middle, diagonal

14. Do you have any pet peeves when it comes to your bed? crumbs, top sheet tucked under the mattress at the feet

15. What is the maximum amount of living beings you have ever had in your bed? 4

16. Have you ever jumped on your own bed? yes lol

17. How old is your mattress? um...

18. What kind of and how many blankets do you sleep with? a medium weight down comforter is on the bed.. but i get way too hot, so it's a combination of the top sheet and comforter and my blankies all tangled up and kicked to the bottom of the bed.. or somehow just covering my top half of my body.

19. What would you NOT want to find UNDER your bed? BUGS! dog poop.. something dead or zombieish

20. What would you NOT want to find IN your bed? BUGS!

[bright_arrow]

1. What size is your bed?
- Queen size

2. Who do you share it with?
- My wife, the kittygirl, sometimes our daughter and rarely our dogs

3. What are your favorite kind of sheets?
- Soft sheets that slide across your skin

4. How often do you change your sheets?
- Weekly

5. How many pillows are on your bed?
- I am going to guesstimate at 8

6. What kind of pillows are they? (feather, buckwheat, etc.)
- Uh, standard?

7. What position do you sleep in?
- If I am sleeping alone, on my right side curled up. If the boi is home and we are lying in bed talking, on my left side with my head on hys shoulder. If I am reading, on my stomach. When I am exhausted, on my stomach with one leg outstretched and the other bent in the Captain Morgan pose [seriously].

8. What time do you go to bed on average?
- 2 am, give or take an hour

9. What activities do you do in your bed besides sleep and fuck?
- Have lengthy conversations, study, watch Netflix on my laptop, cuddle with the kitty girl, talk on the phone

10. Do you have a headboard?
- Yes

11. What does it look like?
- Dark brown, heavy, with four shelves.

12. If you could get a new bed or new sheets, what would you pick?
- I love our bed. I would not be opposed to a second set of sheets that are high count like our current.. yay for wedding presents!

13. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
- If you are standing at the foot of the bed, on the left. Because the boi must sleep closest to the door.

14. Do you have any pet peeves when it comes to your bed?
- I hate crumbs in the bed. Yes, I eat crackers in bed. Catch 22.

15. What is the maximum amount of living beings you have ever had in your bed?
- Living as opposed to dead? 6.

16. Have you ever jumped on your own bed?
- Yup

17. How old is your mattress?
- No idea, but we want a new one.

18. What kind of and how many blankets do you sleep with?
- Some sort of soft fluffy comforter, a small blanket, and a flat sheet

19. What would you NOT want to find UNDER your bed?
- We have a platform bed with drawers, so under is not really a concern, but anything of the insect/reptile/monster kind

20. What would you NOT want to find IN your bed?
- Please see above. Add on any wild animals (honey, you don't count).

[MrSunshine]

Originally Posted by Medusa

I'm curious!

1. What size is your bed? Full

2. Who do you share it with? My iPad

3. What are your favorite kind of sheets? egyptian cotton

4. How often do you change your sheets? 1 or 2 times a week

5. How many pillows are on your bed? 3

6. What kind of pillows are they? (feather, buckwheat, etc.) one special two back ups

7. What position do you sleep in? on my side

8. What time do you go to bed on average? whenever I get tired, varies

9. What activities do you do in your bed besides sleep and fuck? watch movies on my i Pad

10. Do you have a headboard? no

11. What does it look like?

12. If you could get a new bed or new sheets, what would you pick? same thing I have, pillow top

13. What side of the bed do you sleep on? outside

14. Do you have any pet peeves when it comes to your bed? no food allowed

15. What is the maximum amount of living beings you have ever had in your bed? 3

16. Have you ever jumped on your own bed? never

17. How old is your mattress? less than a year old

18. What kind of and how many blankets do you sleep with? 1 extra thick

19. What would you NOT want to find UNDER your bed? Lindsay Lohan, Donald Trump, Mitt Romney or anything alive

20. What would you NOT want to find IN your bed?

pretty much the same as under the bed, no gum either

[Tuff Stuff]

1. What size is your bed? Double that's in my bedroom.In the master bedroom its a King

2. Who do you share it with? Sometimes i'll let the furballs in.

3. What are your favorite kind of sheets? Cotton

4. How often do you change your sheets? Often,2-3 times aweek

5. How many pillows are on your bed? Mine,two pillows

6. What kind of pillows are they? (feather, buckwheat, etc.)
I like firm pillows...buckwheat feels good in the summer.

7. What position do you sleep in?
On my back,my side...never on my tummy,i choke

8. What time do you go to bed on average?
After midnight mostly

9. What activities do you do in your bed besides sleep and fuck?
You got me there

10. Do you have a headboard?
Yes

11. What does it look like?
Wood

12. If you could get a new bed or new sheets, what would you pick?
New sheets

13. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Doesn't matter

14. Do you have any pet peeves when it comes to your bed?
Yeah,if you see me on it...leave me alone,i'm sleeping.

15. What is the maximum amount of living beings you have ever had in your bed?If you count the furballs,five.

16. Have you ever jumped on your own bed?
Yes

17. How old is your mattress?
My mattress is one year...Our mattress is three months old.

18. What kind of and how many blankets do you sleep with?
The max would be two blankets,but when we're together all I need is her and a sheet.

19. What would you NOT want to find UNDER your bed?
A man

20. What would you NOT want to find IN your bed? guess
Divorce time...for real.

[Jesse]

1. What size is your bed?
Queen

2. Who do you share it with?
Sadie is generally sprawled out on one side of the bed.

3. What are your favorite kind of sheets?
100% cotton

4. How often do you change your sheets?
Usually once a week, sometimes twice a week during the summer.

5. How many pillows are on your bed?
Four pillows

6. What kind of pillows are they? (feather, buckwheat, etc.)
One is feather, the others are a fiber fill.

7. What position do you sleep in?
Horizontal

8. What time do you go to bed on average?
I try to make sure I head that way by midnight at the latest, otherwise my sleep schedule becomes wonky.

9. What activities do you do in your bed besides sleep and fuck?
Read

10. Do you have a headboard?
Nope

11. What does it look like?
A non-headboard. 

12. If you could get a new bed or new sheets, what would you pick?
New sheets

13. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The left in this house, but I prefer to sleep on the right side of the bed.

14. Do you have any pet peeves when it comes to your bed?
Yes, I like clean sheets, preferably not all wrinkled up, without crumbs and other junk in my bed. Oh and no dog hair. [Looks at Sadie]

15. What is the maximum amount of living beings you have ever had in your bed?
5

16. Have you ever jumped on your own bed?
No

17. How old is your mattress?
It is 8 years old

18. What kind of and how many blankets do you sleep with?
I have a lightweight microfiber comforter for the summer, and a heavier comforter for winter.

19. What would you NOT want to find UNDER your bed?
ANYTHING, other than a dust bunny or two.

20. What would you NOT want to find IN your bed?
There are so many things I would not want to find in my bed, and since it is nearly time for bed, I refuse to think about them.

[Nat]

1. What size is your bed? I have a twin, a full, and a custom-size 1860s child's bed that looks full-sized but is a bit smaller. I sleep in whichever I want, but this month it's the last one.

2. Who do you share it with? Sometimes a cat or two. Most times just me.

3. What are your favorite kind of sheets? I honestly hate top sheets. They annoy me. Some of my favorite sheets have been the microfiber sheets from target, but I really don't care that much.

4. How often do you change your sheets? About every other week.

5. How many pillows are on your bed? 3

6. What kind of pillows are they? (feather, buckwheat, etc.) Goddess knows 2 smaller, one bigger

7. What position do you sleep in? Usually curled on side, but sometimes back or stomach

8. What time do you go to bed on average? 11 pm

9. What activities do you do in your bed besides sleep and fuck? Hide from the world. Honestly I would do almost everything from my bed (am sitting on full-sized bed at moment) but I'm trying to behave better about eating in bed and doing crafts in bed.

10. Do you have a headboard? Yes

11. What does it look like? Like a hand carved wood curlicue design with a heart at the top and spindles in the middle

12. If you could get a new bed or new sheets, what would you pick? I want to make my twin bed into a tapestry-fort lit with white Christmas lights. I loved the bed from the movie Elizabeth which had translucent fabric curtains with eyes on them.

13. What side of the bed do you sleep on? In the full bed, the left, in my current bed, the right. Sometimes right in the middle or upside down, diagonal or sideways. Whose gonna stop
Me?

14. Do you have any pet peeves when it comes to your bed? nope

15. What is the maximum amount of living beings you have ever had in your bed? Probably 5

16. Have you ever jumped on your own bed? Not since I was maybe 7

17. How old is your mattress? I would guess they are all over 8 years old

18. What kind of and how many blankets do you sleep with? Right now I am doing the quilt thing, though I do love me a comforter, and I have enjoyed a heating blanket on cold nights.

19. What would you NOT want to find UNDER your bed? Any creature or human i don't own

20. What would you NOT want to find IN your bed? A murderer.