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Old 01-29-2013, 04:39 PM   #81
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St. Regis in Jacksonville, FL (smells like bad eggs)

driving by that place when i was a kid used to make me wanna hurl every single time!
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Long nails...hands and feet. Anything other than short, manicured and clean is gross to me.
Noses - specially noises that emanate from them. Blow yer frickin' nose or breath through yer mouth...better yet, just stop breathing!
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That the company I work for, is now hosting and sponsoring an annual deer hunting competition, with prizes for the longest deer tail, and largest antler rack. Seriously.

I am completely grossed out by where this company is heading these days. I'm nearly ready to throw in the towel, and sell my jewelery downtown from an open guitar case...
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I buy alot of used books. Sometimes when I go through a book, there is a smear in there. You know what it is...its been mentioned many a time in this thread. Totally gross...

slime inside a fish tank when I clean it

knowing that the lobster screams when you put it tail first in the boiling water alive

I know it cant be helped but I really get grossed out by drool on a pillow. Even the dried marks of drool...

rotted forgotten anythings in the frigerator...

god help chrissy when he leaves a coffee cup down in the cave and brings it up for me to wash with living mold in the coffee that was left in it...

when people turn their eyelids up so you can see the inside of them...
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The giant compost heap they have put right next to work.. Walking into work I have to try not to breathe. Blech!

The smell of fish.

Drooling dogs, and snotty kids.

Clothing left in a sweaty, smelly pile.

Pieces of stray hair in public bathrooms.
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An unclean microwave, or oven, or toaster.....these things make your FOOD!!

Show them some love.... sheesh...

Also, a dirty dish washer....same premise...they clean your dishes...how clean can the dishes be with mold and grossness in your dishwasher?? I've said the same about a dish strainer also...

AND...the utensil holder thingy...I can't stand being at someone's house, going to get a utensil out, and it's got gobs of gunk in the bottom...

and lastly..... Cricket's farts
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Continuing to try to suck from the straw the drops from the bottom of the cup ITS EMPTY!@!
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Today I saw a woman and child take turns dunking their biscuits (cookies) into a cup of tea and nibbling on each others biscuit. No doubt a cute mother/child bonding to them but it was bloody disgusting to witness! I was just about coping until mum drank the remains of the tea. There had to be an inch of spit and crumb sludge in the bottom if that cup. Gross!
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Entire countries, some of them heavily religious, are voting "Yes" to gay marriage, while modern America, the home of the free, battles state by state, for our right to marry. That really grosses me out.
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Okay this is gross to me and I realize it is cultural. So, I don't complain about it at work. I live in the SF Bay Area and there are people here from around the world. At lunch time the kitchen area in the office is filled with smells from people microwaving their lunch.

Many times it smells like sweaty socks, farts, what have you is on the menu for lunch. I tend to take my lunch an hour later then most because I do not want to be assualted by the various smells coming out of the kitchen area.

Yes, sometimes I think the smells reek and it grosses me out.
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I can suction snot all day. (I'm a Respiratory Therapist, fer pete's sake)

I can hold the bucket while someone vomits and it doesn't bother me.

......but let someone poop the bed or their pants and.......

Feet don't fail me now!!!!!!!!

I'm outta there!!!!



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I have a tough stomach, but one thing that really gets me is egg yolk.
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in my line of work there is a certain, um, aroma, that occurs in certain situations.

The closest I can come do describing it is a combination of wet dog, mildew, urine, and that thing that grew in the back of the refrigerator while you were on a 6 month vacation.
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People removing boots they have been wearing all day without socks. Those things are potent. If I can smell your feet from 5 ft away, I'm offically grossed.

Ironically I am grossed out by the fact that we are sitting here with the privilege to even complain about these things.
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Booger eaters....

men who sit and chew their fingernails down to bloody nubs...

sour cornchip smellin feet...

watching anyone drink or eat raw eggs...*gag*

sardines....

dirty moldy teeth...

the sound of a persons head hitting pavement...horrible sound....
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