All Hail Cheap Bastards! - Page 5

Rockinonahigh · 03-25-2010, 09:06 PM

Well my exersise bike was old when I got it and falling apart,now ita time to start hiting garage sales and reading the thrifty nickle to see if I can find another one..my son has fixed it bout all he can.

Soft*Silver · 03-25-2010, 09:46 PM

a few months ago I was given a free exercise bike..a newer one, with the air cycles.

I hate paying for stuff. I always try to find it for free before I have to spend money on it. My next big adventure is to find a brown leather couch for free....

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Originally Posted by Rockinonahigh

Well my exersise bike was old when I got it and falling apart,now ita time to start hiting garage sales and reading the thrifty nickle to see if I can find another one..my son has fixed it bout all he can.

Blaze · 05-29-2010, 07:53 PM

Here goes my cheap Azz Bastid story...
Don't know if ya'all read my Ohh Ohh Honey do List.
But here goes the story. We are shopping at Home Depot.
Doll is putting paint, and tells me to get rollers and items needed to paint. I start looking at PVC piping, I knew I had to run some PVC from the air conditioner to the outside wall so I grab a 11' peice and some L joints. She looks at me and says, well how much is that??? I say ummm it's $19.99. She smile and say well do we need it, I say, Yes, we do, I want to stop the dripping and I can run it to the side of the house. So she smiles and says, okay. Then she yells down the hall, how much is it again? I say it's $9.99 this time. Now she thinks damn, that's a DEAL! Little did she know that the PVC piping was only $.97 cents and the T joints were like .27 cents. So we grab a few more things and we get in line. I say to her. I will pay half. She looks at me and says, I don't want you to use all your money so you get the PVC stuff. I said, no, let me get half. She said no and starts ringing up her basket of items... Think hers come to $ 89.79... She wait's for me, and I start ringing up my PVC things. The pipe. .97 cents, the joints .27 each and .34 cents. Any way... My total was a whooping
$1.87 cents. She stood there with her eyes fixed on the screen and her mouth about dropped. First thing she said was one dollar and eighty seven cents???? I sheepishly smiled and said ummm yeah, and I am going to pay with debit cause I don't carry any cash. She was pissed, lol. So we stopped and I bought her some beer to make her happy... We laughed about it, but I know she is still pissed so I better buy the other items needed. So that about raps up my Cheap Bastid story....

Blaze · 05-29-2010, 10:43 PM

Yup yup, I still am a cheap bastid!
Forgot to buy the spackle today so I was pulling out all the nail and sanding down the holes.
Doll comes in and see's me with my Colgate toothpaste plugging the holes in the wall. She says to me, what the hell are you doing?
I grin and say, well it's an old trick, and besides, im a cheap bastid! Toothpaste dries nice and hard so not only will it patch the holes, it will smell minty clean too!!!

not2shygrrl · 08-24-2013, 09:08 PM

Wow!! I am bumpin for peeps to read and laugh!! Seems its been a while this here thread has been resting quite soundly! Us cheap'o's still exist! Loved reading the old posts!

View Poll Results: Are you a cheap bastard?
Yes, and my mama is damned proud of me!	19	21.35%
I'm just thrifty.	34	38.20%
If I were cheap wouldn't my Visa card get lonely?	16	17.98%
Who are YOU calling cheap girlie?	8	8.99%
I'm not, but I think cheap bastards are hella sexy!	12	13.48%
Voters: 89. You may not vote on this poll

08-24-2013, 09:08 PM	#85
not2shygrrl Member How Do You Identify?: as a Lesbian Preferred Pronoun?: she/her Relationship Status: under the cover of starry starry nights...enjoying a warm fire in the pit ! Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: in a cabin in the woods Posts: 636 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 8,068 Thanked 2,454 Times in 546 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	just a bumpin ..... Wow!! I am bumpin for peeps to read and laugh!! Seems its been a while this here thread has been resting quite soundly! Us cheap'o's still exist! Loved reading the old posts!

03-25-2010, 09:06 PM	#81
Rockinonahigh Senior Member How Do You Identify?: stone butch Preferred Pronoun?: makes no diffrence,I know who I am. Relationship Status: single,maybe looking if the right person comes along. Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: shreveport,Louisiana Posts: 4,907 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,682 Thanked 14,933 Times in 3,938 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	Well my exersise bike was old when I got it and falling apart,now ita time to start hiting garage sales and reading the thrifty nickle to see if I can find another one..my son has fixed it bout all he can.

05-29-2010, 07:53 PM	#83
Blaze Senior Member How Do You Identify?: With my drivers Lic. Preferred Pronoun?: Gentleman.. Depends on the Situation. Relationship Status: Last Rodeo, what a ride, many sunrises & sunsets to be had... Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: where a realtor had me sign the dotted line Posts: 1,901 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,466 Thanked 5,457 Times in 1,450 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Here goes my cheap Azz Bastid story... Don't know if ya'all read my Ohh Ohh Honey do List. But here goes the story. We are shopping at Home Depot. Doll is putting paint, and tells me to get rollers and items needed to paint. I start looking at PVC piping, I knew I had to run some PVC from the air conditioner to the outside wall so I grab a 11' peice and some L joints. She looks at me and says, well how much is that??? I say ummm it's $19.99. She smile and say well do we need it, I say, Yes, we do, I want to stop the dripping and I can run it to the side of the house. So she smiles and says, okay. Then she yells down the hall, how much is it again? I say it's $9.99 this time. Now she thinks damn, that's a DEAL! Little did she know that the PVC piping was only $.97 cents and the T joints were like .27 cents. So we grab a few more things and we get in line. I say to her. I will pay half. She looks at me and says, I don't want you to use all your money so you get the PVC stuff. I said, no, let me get half. She said no and starts ringing up her basket of items... Think hers come to $ 89.79... She wait's for me, and I start ringing up my PVC things. The pipe. .97 cents, the joints .27 each and .34 cents. Any way... My total was a whooping $1.87 cents. She stood there with her eyes fixed on the screen and her mouth about dropped. First thing she said was one dollar and eighty seven cents???? I sheepishly smiled and said ummm yeah, and I am going to pay with debit cause I don't carry any cash. She was pissed, lol. So we stopped and I bought her some beer to make her happy... We laughed about it, but I know she is still pissed so I better buy the other items needed. So that about raps up my Cheap Bastid story....

05-29-2010, 10:43 PM	#84
Blaze Senior Member How Do You Identify?: With my drivers Lic. Preferred Pronoun?: Gentleman.. Depends on the Situation. Relationship Status: Last Rodeo, what a ride, many sunrises & sunsets to be had... Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: where a realtor had me sign the dotted line Posts: 1,901 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,466 Thanked 5,457 Times in 1,450 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Yup yup, I still am a cheap bastid! Forgot to buy the spackle today so I was pulling out all the nail and sanding down the holes. Doll comes in and see's me with my Colgate toothpaste plugging the holes in the wall. She says to me, what the hell are you doing? I grin and say, well it's an old trick, and besides, im a cheap bastid! Toothpaste dries nice and hard so not only will it patch the holes, it will smell minty clean too!!!