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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
Answer (??): The sound of one’s crap?

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Erwin Schrödinger, Noam Chomsky and Kurt Gödel walk into a joke.

Schrödinger: I can’t tell if this joke is funny or not.

Chomsky: It’s funny. You’re just not telling it right.

Gödel: Of course you can’t tell if it’s funny. You’re in the joke.
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*What would you call a line of bunnies that are jumping backwards?

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* What would you call a fake noodle?

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* What would you call a can opener that doesn't work?

> A can't opener.

* What would you call a bear with no teeth?

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* How do you make an egg roll?

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* What would bears be without bees?

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* What did the triangle say to the circle?

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