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09-04-2024, 12:20 PM
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09-04-2024, 12:23 PM
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09-04-2024, 12:25 PM
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09-04-2024, 12:27 PM
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10-18-2024, 10:44 AM
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10-18-2024, 10:45 AM
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10-18-2024, 10:46 AM
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10-19-2024, 06:31 AM
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10-20-2024, 06:45 AM
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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10-20-2024, 09:16 AM
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—————————————————. Erwin Schrödinger, Noam Chomsky and Kurt Gödel walk into a joke. Schrödinger: I can’t tell if this joke is funny or not. Chomsky: It’s funny. You’re just not telling it right. Gödel: Of course you can’t tell if it’s funny. You’re in the joke.
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10-20-2024, 09:34 AM
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10-21-2024, 10:46 AM
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10-21-2024, 10:51 AM
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Did you know that light travels faster than sound?
That's because people appear to be bright until they open their mouths
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10-21-2024, 07:08 PM
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10-22-2024, 06:02 PM
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10-24-2024, 10:40 PM
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10-25-2024, 12:40 PM
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10-25-2024, 12:41 PM
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10-25-2024, 12:41 PM
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10-25-2024, 12:53 PM
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🎃🎃🎃. *booo* 🎃🎃🎃
Where does the ghost family go on vacation???
A). The Boo-hamas, Mali-booo, and Boo-dapest.
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