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Old 09-10-2022, 05:18 PM   #1041
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kittygrrl, I agree about the polyester and plastic and have a couple others to add to my own list.

I really don't care for telephones (any type), intrusive noises, and mounds of mail.
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I really don't like when health professions loudly ask "what's your birthdate?" when others are nearby. I asked them what was their birthday the first time this happened to me.

These days I come prepared with my driver's license ready to hand over.

I'm happy with my age, but I don't like shouting it out for others to hear.
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I really don't like when health professions loudly ask "what's your birthdate?" when others are nearby. I asked them what was their birthday the first time this happened to me.

These days I come prepared with my driver's license ready to hand over.

I'm happy with my age, but I don't like shouting it out for others to hear.
Plus, that's a piece of your identity puzzle. Enough pieces and someone can have a field day with your credit.

I did have a moment that I liked when a pharmacist asked someone what their birthdate was as I walked by in Walmart because she and I have. the. exact. same. birthdate. Hearing it gave me a spritz of happiness because while I have met people who have my birthday, it's rarely the same year. I thought that was one of those tiny but fun moments the Universe doles out some joy and says, I see you.
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I really dislike that commercial that uses bent carrots to help you visual someone with Peyronie's disease. I change the station as soon as the commercial starts.
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I really don't like the time change and the adjustments needed to deal with it. I had to laugh at myself when I walked into the house after putting the horses up, grabbed a beer and sat on the couch to watch the nightly news. As it was dark out, I clicked on the remote for this nightly ritual, only to find out it was barely 5 PM and I would have to wait another hour for the news of the day.
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I abhor going to dinner only to have my dates phone constantly ringing so she can chat with her bff etc. Why don't these women go on dates with their bff and then I can call her and we can have a nice long chat for a change. At least the phone is not going to ring lol.
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I really don't like that my carport is just a little too short for my car. If I leave myself enough room to walk around the front of the car, leaves and gutter crap get on my car paint. If I pull all the way in, I have to walk extra steps around behind the car and sometimes have to go out in the rain.
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OMG...I am SO with you on that....it is nauseating....(and I LOVE carrots) but can NOT "unsee" that every time I grate one.....who the hell uses FOOD for mens' afflictions.....you do NOT see any for women like that......



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Exactly. I love carrots, too. They could have used a stick or anything other than something edible. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh.

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I have always been a fan of acupuncture so when my Dr suggested dry needling for my knee which has been causing me a bit of pain while running, I thought sure, why not.

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