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Old 03-25-2010, 10:31 AM   #1121
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I hate being this early for meetings. I have 30 minutes to do nothing except fiddle around on the berry when I have so many other things I could do at my office.
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Old 03-25-2010, 11:39 AM   #1122
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Old 03-25-2010, 12:38 PM   #1123
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Twice this month, I have had femme friends come to me, and complain to me about some butch being rude to them. Both butches present themselves as Tops, which I confess, I find difficult to believe, given their behavior.

So...for the record, no means no. So stop leaving nasty little voicemails and stop sending hateful personal messages, and walk away with dignity and some semblance of self-control. On the other hand, you two make me look real good, perhaps you should continue to behave like brats.
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decisions.. decisions.. take a nap or make no bake cookies



ooohh ok, bake no bake cookies.. eat several THEN take a nap...
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Old 03-25-2010, 06:09 PM   #1126
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I'm single, self sufficient, great houskeeper, great cook and really able to take care of my own home. That makes me the Toastmaster General.
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Old 03-25-2010, 06:44 PM   #1127
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I was told today that I look like I am married.
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Old 03-26-2010, 12:20 PM   #1129
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Coffee just might be the single greatest invention ever. Could I get an IV, please?
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the tops of my feet are stone cold. The bottoms are warm....
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I am so cozy in my gray sweatsuit today. Slummin'
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My pup is afraid of the shiny, new, cherry wood, door jam in my mothers remodeled closet and wouldn't step over it to leave said space.
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My boss is totally breathing down my neck tonight, which is not necessarily a bad thing, as I like having hot, steamy breath on the back of my neck (quite a bit, frankly) but not by my BOSS. Ick factor engaged!
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I am extraordinarily exhausted, but feel slightly odd about going to bed at 8:30 pm. Will I be awake at 3:00 am? If so, will Lulu want to take a walk? Should I simply stay awake so that I may avoid any and all things irregular?
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I am extraordinarily exhausted, but feel slightly odd about going to bed at 8:30 pm. Will I be awake at 3:00 am? If so, will Lulu want to take a walk? Should I simply stay awake so that I may avoid any and all things irregular?
This seems to be a recurring theme.
Go to bed.
Immediately.

Then?

We'll find out if you awake at 3:00 am because you shall sign on here and tell us.

We blame Lulu.

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This seems to be a recurring theme.
Go to bed.
Immediately.

Then?

We'll find out if you awake at 3:00 am because you shall sign on here and tell us.

We blame Lulu.

Then let it be known that any and all informercial purchases will have to be acknowledged as well (another fear)..

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I'm watching the Scarlett and The Black based on a true story of a Cardinal who help thousands of jews escape through the vatican during the occupation. Christopher Plummer and Gregory Peck. Excellent story as to how he disguised himself and moved hundreds underneath the Nazis noses.
Incredible courage, but its the ending that's the clincher.
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Was swaying in my office chair, and "Clash of the Titans" promo came up..Mind u, I do wanna see it [I love 3-D...Tron's next]
However..
Classics shouldn't be re-Vamped, Remade, etc etc..
That's why they're Classics..
To be enjoyed as a time capsule of sorts..
Can you imagine if , say, "Gone with The Wind" were re-Made?
What's Rhett gonna do at the end?
"Frankly, you snobby little sniveling 'ho, go fuck yourself' ~ flips Birdie~
What's Scarlett gonna say?
"That two-faced hustlin' fucker, I'll find his egotistic ass with a GPS & Google Earth....Tomorrow !!"

Don't get me started with "Casablanca"....
Leave 'em alone, let them stay as is, that's their Charm...


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