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Old 03-26-2010, 10:40 PM   #1141
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But I am home from the hospital and baby and mom are no doing well.
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There's nothing worse than being comfy and half asleep when your phone rings and startles you.

But wait, it gets better.

It's your slightly off center sister calling to tell you about some ridiculous drama (which you don't do of course).

Which then manages to wake you up (not too mention she asks "why are you asleep it's only 9:00 pm?") and make you very unhappy, and shockingly, (read: sarcasm) not sleepy any longer.

Yep, the infomercials are looking pretty darn good right about now.
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Old 03-27-2010, 09:08 AM   #1145
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Got up wayyyy earlier than normal, particularly after working til midnight last night. Horrible night of sleep (thanks pup dogs), but you know what? It's going to be a great day.
Friends and family coming in to give me a hella hard time. You can't beat that.
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Old 03-27-2010, 10:07 AM   #1146
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when i sneeze, i make a funny sound like curly from the three stooges. oh gosh, femme wiles bedarned....
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Is there anything better than volcanic mud on ones face early on a Saturday morning? I think not (okay, there may be but right now this is all I've got)!
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Okay, tonight has been lovely. I don't get a lot of 'family' around these parts (at least none that come to see me in my workplace) and tonight I had not only an adorable butch with long blonde hair all dressed up but I had a lovely couple from Seattle come over. Everything went fine with the butch and I sent her off to her room...alone...*ahem*....riiiiight (but who am I to judge?) and then the couple comes in and they take a look around and we talk and they decide to check a few other places out.

I tell them who to look for, who to avoid and general 'you are here' stuff. They leave and then come back about 15 minutes later. The clerk on duty at a 'sister' company BLATANTLY rebuked them and exhibited all the signs of being a prejudiced jackass. So, I gave them the information they needed to lodge a complaint and I talked to them a little more before they left to check another place out. I felt so bad for them and wished that the room they really wanted wasn't already occupied.

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I thought the Formula1 race was at 1:00 a.m. when in fact it is at 1:00p.m.This has thrown all my evening plans out of whack. What next?
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question of the day................ how can a loaf of Unopen bread, be 2 weeks old and have NO mold on it??? would YOU eat it?? it looks ok.. smells ok.... hmmmmmm and then even AFTER opening it days days later it still shows NO sign of mold... hmmmmmm
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*laughs hard*... morningstar.. I am loving the "peep show"...
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*laughs hard*... morningstar.. I am loving the "peep show"...
lol .. thanx..... im buying a bunch for this summers camping trips.. if i get to go on any.. for toasting ..lol
was thinking of getting yellow chix n the pink bunnies and making shishkabob toasted peeps.. yes?? no??
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I just has the most amazing shower in the history of showers. Luxuriating in sweet smelling soap, sea salt scrub and fabulous silky, heated, water...

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~Rinnnnng~
Me: 'Sup?'
Brother:"I was checking my neighbors, on facebook y'know..and u gotta feed your pet, and tend the farm"
Me: "Was there some really important reason for u to call?"
Bro :" Mum wanted to know if u needed eggs"
Me: "Nahh, I got enuff till the 3rd"
Bro : "Farmville eggs?"
Me ~sputtering~ "Get bent"[click]

~rrrriiiing
Me: "'allooox?"
Mum : "Did u bother with your garden today? or your Cafe"
Me : "Mum...u know I love u right?"
Mum : "of course"-snicker snicker-
Me: "Unless it's really...a pressing issue...try not to call, u know how I loathe the phone..
Mum : "I bet if that gurl called, u'd be paying attention to your stuff...-hmpf-
Me : "That......gurl....despises facebook, and lately, I'm starting to understand why"
Mum : "I can do it for u ...Im bored"
Me : "u two keep up, and you will see just how Terribly neglectful I can be with my games, Bendición Mami, bye"

So....yeah..My day thus far has been peaceful otherwise.
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