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Old 01-15-2014, 10:46 PM   #1161
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Damn mean azz guinea bird!

Kobi has her feathers ruffled by wild turkeys and I'm stuck with mean azz guinea bird flogging my chickens. A couple months ago I had "rescued" him from certain death running around wild (his buddy had been killed by some predator) ...so the knucklehead pays me back by flogging my chickens when a neighbors flock of other guineas got loose. He started RAISING HELL ...this isn't the first time. my neighbors said he isn't theirs ...so this time it was so bad he really pissed.me off....HE HAD TO GO....so in my sweat pants, tshirt and farm boots...I climb in the chicken hutch armed only with a bath towels...of course tge chickens decided to fly up in my face and flog my legs...while I'm in there chasing birds, it starts to POUR DOWN !! ... much cussing and flogging later, I put towel over guinea and declare GOT YOU BEAST!! ...then the fun part of climbing out through the small rigged door without him tearing me up...PLOP him into a dog crate for safe keeping and in the garden shed...

sent a text to my roomie (after getting inside safe but SOAKED and muddy ) that crazy bird has 3 options ...get released to run wild and risk being killed by raccoon ...given to neighbors that's currently "in need" of a little help...or GET ROASTED ...
life on the farm!!

This critter wasn't laying eggs and was hurting my birds...TIME TO GO...

I need a shower...

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Even after the guinea pissed me off again this morning when I went to feed him....he survived my anger and has found a new home with my neighbor...I only hope my neighbor found the crate on his porch before it got too cold out I knocked but he didn't answer... That's what the country boy gets for not having a phone.

After all that, my phone company pissed me off....very bad customer service.
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My coffeemaker broke. I am a coffee addict. I have had this particular maker for a gazillion years.

So I dug the back up out of the closet. The back up was a gift from my brother. He asked what I wanted for Xmas one year. I told him, right down to the model number and color.

Did he buy what I requested? Seriously, he's man. He bought what HE thought I should have/want. (Just an aside, that's sexism.)

So, I unpack this monstrosity of a coffeemaker in black not white as I asked. There are so many buttons and holes and lights that blink at me, I actually had to look at the directions.....look is not the same as read.

I'm sure if I actually read the instructions, I could be having a grilled ham, egg, and cheese croissant delivered to me in bed along with the coffee in the morning.

I made 3 pots of coffee milk before I went on Amazon and ordered a couple of the coffeemakers I actually wanted.

Seriously, never fuck with my coffee.

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Getting up @ 4a. to go across town to babysit my nieces & nephews. Slipping & sliding all the way when I get there I find out thier mom isnt going to work.. ATEXT OR CALL WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE... Got a feeling its not going to be a good day around here...
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Old 01-22-2014, 10:57 AM   #1166
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The cold! It was bloody freezing up in the shop front fascia putting up new signage.
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My monthly staff meeting where my two bosses decided it would be ok to criticize me in front of all the staff. Then of course covered their assess by saying we hope you don't feel like you are being singled out. Really seriously do not cool...this should have been handled privately especially since all I have gotten for the last 90 days are positive reports on my performance.
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Hmmmmm

I don't get pissed easy lolololololol...oh ok, but this time change is making me just a smidge cranky.
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Getting up @ 4a. to banysit for a friend.. After walking 5 blocks in the cold ass rain I knocked for 10min. & blew her phone up only for her to text me saying "I took the day off dont need u today.. Ill text u when I need u.. Well sorry My Dear Im done being ur yoyo...
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Getting a text @ 345a. Followed by a phone call & all u hear is bitching & yelling in my ear.. I ask for them to not yell & calm down I get more yelling & hung-up on then one more text saying Im unreal... Really was I the one drunk & being shitty...
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Junk journalism, suggestive journalism and trolling tea-baggers. The media pisses me off and so do politicians with their brains in a vise. I don't know who is more dangerous...idiots who run for office or the people who support them. Has human thinking really dropped below plant life?
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And it is so uncomfortable feeling this way.
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A really nasty stomach virus pissed me off...this isn't cool!!
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I'm trying really hard not to let anything piss me off these days. It's a bit like walking through a minefield but so far so good. Valium helps...a lot ( oh just kidding, relax)
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well, it started a couple of weeks ago. But every time I open my hatch back to that cute brand new Soul I have, I'm reminded of that puck size dent. I have no idea where, how, when it happened. No other bumps, scratches or marks. Just pisses me off!
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It stutters when I type so I can't fly like the wind as I typically do. IDK why it always seems to do this when come here......

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I was and still am pissed off beyond words at my phone company's piss poor excuse for customer service!! I'm furious at their total screw up of two different purchases....then they had the audacity to say it would take 15 days for a refund.
I was ready to POP SEVERAL BRAIN VEINS! I'm still livid at how many crazy inconsistent answers I got and how they couldn't seem to get a simple purchase processed correctly. I was on the phone with them from 8am till 1:30pm....TOTALLY UNREAL...


then they couldn't even correctly process the cancels and refunds. Which resulted in 2 more phone calls.

Sigh....

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Have flat on state interstate. After talking to Gecko for 45 minutes I am informed that the dept of transportation has to tow me and I have to lay out $$$. Pissed
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