5 Things No One Would Know About You From BFP Alone - Page 59

Andrew, Jr. · 03-01-2011, 12:22 PM

*I now enjoy the movie "Sons of Anarchy".

*I dislike people more and more each day, and love my animals more and more each day.

*I wear cologne every day.

*I love to hold and rock babies, including furkids! In fact, I volunteered 1 day a week to go and rock cats at a local shelter. I had to stop because I wanted to bring them all home.

*I only wear short sleeved shirts. Once in a blue moon I will wear a long sleeved shirt when it is very cold outside.

Andrew, Jr. · 03-04-2011, 01:57 PM

*All of my pets snore;

*I pray & meditate daily;

*I wear shorts year-round;

*Puzzles of any sort don't interest me at all;

*Deviled Eggs that my brother makes is soooo good. They are like chips. If you have 1 you have to have a handfull.

uglyboi · 05-19-2011, 08:19 AM

I wrote my first poem in First Grade entitled “The Circus".

I enjoy whittling cartoon characters out of parsnips.

I like to read out loud in a british accent.

When I was a kid I told my mom I wasn’t the “clean up type.”

I have a dent in my head. My mom says it's because the doctor used forceps to get me out when i was born. You can't see it because of my hair. The weirdest thing is that I tell people about it and ask them to touch it.

Julie · 05-19-2011, 08:44 AM

Hi UglyBoi...

Your name intrigues me - I have a fascination for ugly... Always have.
Oh and welcome to the site.

You are an odd one.
Julie

Quote:

Originally Posted by uglyboi

I wrote my first poem in First Grade entitled “The Circus".

I enjoy whittling cartoon characters out of parsnips.

I like to read out loud in a british accent.

When I was a kid I told my mom I wasn’t the “clean up type.”

I have a dent in my head. My mom says it's because the doctor used forceps to get me out when i was born. You can't see it because of my hair. The weirdest thing is that I tell people about it and ask them to touch it.

Andrew, Jr. · 05-19-2011, 01:15 PM

*I have never eaten a prune before;

*I love comics;

*Hot tubs, and jacuzzi's are a must have next to any pool;

*I am sad that Oprah is leaving TV;

*I want to buy a huge RV & travel all over the US.

clay · 05-19-2011, 01:23 PM

1. I am actually very tenderhearted...yes I am a Butch BUT have very soft, tender heart!
2. I am deathly afraid of SNAKES! ALL of them!
3. That I love to watch old movies that make me cry!!!!
4. I love to eat ice cream right out of the carton.....<wink>
5. That I am a widower....losing my partner of 15 years, two and a half years ago!!!! to Cancer!!!!

uglyboi · 05-19-2011, 03:46 PM

I went to summer camp for the first time at the age of seven. I packed my own bag, but I forgot to bring underwear, a jacket, or a comb. The staff gave me what I needed out of the "lost and found".

I weigh more than my father.

As a fourth-grader, I rolled a piece of Scotch tape backwards, put it on the end of a pencil, and stuck it in my left ear. When I couldn’t get it out, I told my teacher I had an earache so she would let me go to the school nurse. The blind school nurse looked in my ear, but saw nothing unusual, so life went on. A year or so later, my pediatrician noticed some type of foreign object lodged in my left ear and irrigated the hell out of it until — big surprise coming in 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . .a rolled piece of Scotch tape fell out.

I really think that Larry King is an alien sent here to do weird experiments on us, like erasing our ability to think.

I usually narrate my driving, even when I’m alone, for example; “I’m gonna turn left now, here we go”; “Oooh look, a Golden Retriever!”; “Hey, there’s Jessica, I should call her!”

Kätzchen · 05-19-2011, 04:54 PM

1) I can tie knots of all types
(I learned how to tie different types from a client who was in the Navy)

2) I like to jump on a trampoline
(doing so, makes me giggle like crazy but I'm afraid I will lose my balance doing it)

3) I am slow to make decisions
(when I was younger, I made snap judgements all the time - not so, today)

4) *righteous fucker!*
(favorite remark I reserve for satircal moments)

5) I want to own property up in the mountains
(a rustic cabin in the woods with all the simplicity this style of living affords:
pasture for animals, a basalt lined creek, trees everywhere, and a barn too)

Random · 05-19-2011, 04:58 PM

I like most bugs..
I like arachnoids...
I DON"T like milapeeds or centapeeds or any kind of many legged peeds...
I don't like potato bugs when they chase me... same goes for camel crickets...
I will sit for a half hour watching a spider weave a web or a paper wasp making a nest...

Just because I like them, doesn't mean I won't kill their ass if they start biting people in the house, or getting into food...

I will...

uglyboi · 05-20-2011, 06:59 AM

Some years back, I caught a baseball in my hair and was the player of the day.

My blood type is O negative.

I use to have a fish name Rupert. He committed suicide.

I currently have a hole in my sock big enough for me to stick my head through it.

I inherited my father's copious sweat glands.

I love to chomp me some Eggo Waffles.

Beasley67 · 05-23-2011, 12:07 AM

UB thinks its okay to eat food that has been thrown in the garbage can....as "long as its on top".

I'm pretty sure...I once saw UB eat a booger when he didn't think I was looking.

My family is always more excited to see UB than they are to see me. Especially my nieces and nephews.

UB truly believes that one day Ellen will respond to a request for a "Dance Off". Oh and UB practices every morning in the nude.

UB is the most handsome, funniest, honest, loving and loyal partner and friend I've ever had.

jenny · 05-23-2011, 08:33 AM

1. Dunkin' Donuts XL, every weekday morning. [SHUSH, you.]

2. I have a couple dozen rings, but wear the same ones almost every day.

3. I hate being interviewed. I'm always convinced I'm going to say something incredibly stupid and sound like an idiot. I'm equally convinced that something I say that gets into print will come back to bite me in the ass.

4. Montauk daisies are my favorite flower.

5. I have an absolutely terrible memory. Seriously. It's awful.

deb_U_taunt · 05-23-2011, 09:33 AM

I won a statewide 'fire prevention poster contest' when I was in the 6th grade.
My co-workers are extended family to me.
I have panic attacks, if I have to talk in front of people.
I adore my dogs.
I have windchimes in every window and several in some.

Ms. Meander · 05-23-2011, 05:07 PM

1. Although I love cute shoes and high heels, I prefer to be barefoot as often as possible. (I currently have poison ivy toes, from over-indulgence. Sometimes shoes are just practical.)
* Red toenails, always.

2. I have a 19yr-old son. He is a talented musician, deep thinker, and sensitive soul. I love him fiercely.

3. Beets make me gag. Seriously. Even the smell. Beet greens too. (I feel a little nauseous just thinking about it.)

4. I am a damn good cook!

5. 20 years ago I lived and traveled in a periwinkle school bus. Adventure abounded (see #2).

JustJo · 05-23-2011, 05:58 PM

We fly the skull & crossbones on our flagpole...seriously....right now it's at half mast, which may have the neighbors wondering
I love orchids more than any other flower
If I could only eat one food for the rest of my life, that food would be risotto
I read freakishly fast...which leaves me wishing good books would just last longer
I wish I enjoyed eating fish more

Rook · 05-23-2011, 07:12 PM

-♦- I love big big Dogs..[Irish Wolfhounds, Great Danes, Borzoi, Newfies, Great Pyrenees} And small/medium dogs...{cocker spaniels, scottish terrier, corgi, chows}

-♦- Guinea Pigs & Hedgehogs are as close to my obsessive heart as Ferrets.

-♦- I'm Aspie.

-♦- I commune with My Goddess/es daily, and yet I'm Sephardi, raised muslim....don't ask.

-♦- I'm a Natural Redhead & Puerto Rican.

Pixie · 05-23-2011, 07:56 PM

**I'm afraid of falling
**Intended attention on me makes me nervous
**I adore snail mail
**I think coffee and tea can never be too strong
**I lived in my car for part of my freshman year of college

LaneyDoll · 05-23-2011, 08:07 PM

~*~ When I was in my 20s and people would ask "so where are you from" I would lie and tell them "London." I explained away my Alabama accent by telling them that my family moved us "back home" when I was 8.

~*~ I can tie a cherry stem in knot with my tongue-twice, sometimes three times.

~*~ I was once on the cover of a magazine.

~*~ In the year 2000, I was the "Volunteer of the Year" for the Alabama chapter of the Make-A-Wish Foundation.

~*~ I am terrified of scary movies and cannot watch them/sleep alone after seeing a new one. BUT any old fave like "13 Ghosts" or "Nightmare on Elm Street" will lull me to sleep in minutes if I let it.

Billy · 05-23-2011, 08:16 PM

I enjoy doing around the house projects ...
I love My job and the brokers that keep Me busy ....
I hate to shop ....
I am very blessed in My life ..
I love red velvet cake ..

nycfem · 05-23-2011, 08:39 PM

I love red velvet cake ice cream produced by Ben and Jerry.

I am most at peace when I am cutting up paper, whether it be books or magazines or whatever.

In my relationships of any type, honor is paramount.

I work counseling children in a windowless office, and thus farts are particularly devastating.

I had to bow out of being a bridesmaid recently because the required dress didn't fit me (form-fitting tight red, long dress!). I was quickly replaced by someone with the perfect body for it, and it kinda hurt.

03-01-2011, 12:22 PM	#1161
Andrew, Jr. Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Me Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: Unavailable Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Over the Rainbow in a House Posts: 5,072 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 16,004 Thanked 5,249 Times in 2,216 Posts Rep Power: 0	5 More... I now enjoy the movie "Sons of Anarchy". I dislike people more and more each day, and love my animals more and more each day. I wear cologne every day. I love to hold and rock babies, including furkids! In fact, I volunteered 1 day a week to go and rock cats at a local shelter. I had to stop because I wanted to bring them all home. *I only wear short sleeved shirts. Once in a blue moon I will wear a long sleeved shirt when it is very cold outside.

03-04-2011, 01:57 PM	#1162
Andrew, Jr. Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Me Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: Unavailable Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Over the Rainbow in a House Posts: 5,072 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 16,004 Thanked 5,249 Times in 2,216 Posts Rep Power: 0	5 More... All of my pets snore; I pray & meditate daily; I wear shorts year-round; Puzzles of any sort don't interest me at all; *Deviled Eggs that my brother makes is soooo good. They are like chips. If you have 1 you have to have a handfull.

05-19-2011, 08:19 AM	#1163
uglyboi Member How Do You Identify?: As the 'The Bourne Identity' Preferred Pronoun?: Cheerful pessimist Relationship Status: Married Join Date: May 2011 Location: In a house we bought Posts: 411 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 294 Thanked 1,208 Times in 327 Posts Rep Power: 18936851	uglyboi trivia questions I wrote my first poem in First Grade entitled “The Circus". I enjoy whittling cartoon characters out of parsnips. I like to read out loud in a british accent. When I was a kid I told my mom I wasn’t the “clean up type.” I have a dent in my head. My mom says it's because the doctor used forceps to get me out when i was born. You can't see it because of my hair. The weirdest thing is that I tell people about it and ask them to touch it.

05-19-2011, 01:15 PM	#1165
Andrew, Jr. Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Me Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: Unavailable Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Over the Rainbow in a House Posts: 5,072 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 16,004 Thanked 5,249 Times in 2,216 Posts Rep Power: 0	Some More... I have never eaten a prune before; I love comics; Hot tubs, and jacuzzi's are a must have next to any pool; I am sad that Oprah is leaving TV; *I want to buy a huge RV & travel all over the US.

05-19-2011, 01:23 PM	#1166
clay Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Butch (Silver Fox) Dom Daddi Preferred Pronoun?: 50 Shades of Clay Darker & Deeper Relationship Status: married to my forever Join Date: May 2011 Location: salt air & sandy beaches Posts: 13,136 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 97,020 Thanked 31,671 Times in 7,748 Posts Rep Power: 21474864	Five things that none of my BFP friends would know about me! 1. I am actually very tenderhearted...yes I am a Butch BUT have very soft, tender heart! 2. I am deathly afraid of SNAKES! ALL of them! 3. That I love to watch old movies that make me cry!!!! 4. I love to eat ice cream right out of the carton.....<wink> 5. That I am a widower....losing my partner of 15 years, two and a half years ago!!!! to Cancer!!!!

05-19-2011, 03:46 PM	#1167
uglyboi Member How Do You Identify?: As the 'The Bourne Identity' Preferred Pronoun?: Cheerful pessimist Relationship Status: Married Join Date: May 2011 Location: In a house we bought Posts: 411 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 294 Thanked 1,208 Times in 327 Posts Rep Power: 18936851	ub trivia part II I went to summer camp for the first time at the age of seven. I packed my own bag, but I forgot to bring underwear, a jacket, or a comb. The staff gave me what I needed out of the "lost and found". I weigh more than my father. As a fourth-grader, I rolled a piece of Scotch tape backwards, put it on the end of a pencil, and stuck it in my left ear. When I couldn’t get it out, I told my teacher I had an earache so she would let me go to the school nurse. The blind school nurse looked in my ear, but saw nothing unusual, so life went on. A year or so later, my pediatrician noticed some type of foreign object lodged in my left ear and irrigated the hell out of it until — big surprise coming in 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . .a rolled piece of Scotch tape fell out. I really think that Larry King is an alien sent here to do weird experiments on us, like erasing our ability to think. I usually narrate my driving, even when I’m alone, for example; “I’m gonna turn left now, here we go”; “Oooh look, a Golden Retriever!”; “Hey, there’s Jessica, I should call her!”

05-19-2011, 04:54 PM	#1168
Kätzchen Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: She, please. Relationship Status: Attached to my granddaughter and chosen family. Join Date: May 2010 Location: Enjoying life @ home Posts: 16,077 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 29,822 Thanked 33,524 Times in 10,650 Posts Rep Power: 21474868	1) I can tie knots of all types (I learned how to tie different types from a client who was in the Navy) 2) I like to jump on a trampoline (doing so, makes me giggle like crazy but I'm afraid I will lose my balance doing it) 3) I am slow to make decisions (when I was younger, I made snap judgements all the time - not so, today) 4) righteous fucker! (favorite remark I reserve for satircal moments) 5) I want to own property up in the mountains (a rustic cabin in the woods with all the simplicity this style of living affords: pasture for animals, a basalt lined creek, trees everywhere, and a barn too)

05-19-2011, 04:58 PM	#1169
Random Senior Member How Do You Identify?: femme Relationship Status: Married Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: back in the land of trees and snow Posts: 2,072 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 8,017 Thanked 5,327 Times in 1,378 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	I like most bugs.. I like arachnoids... I DON"T like milapeeds or centapeeds or any kind of many legged peeds... I don't like potato bugs when they chase me... same goes for camel crickets... I will sit for a half hour watching a spider weave a web or a paper wasp making a nest... Just because I like them, doesn't mean I won't kill their ass if they start biting people in the house, or getting into food... I will... __________________ ~Volunteer~ "It gets in your blood"

05-20-2011, 06:59 AM	#1170
uglyboi Member How Do You Identify?: As the 'The Bourne Identity' Preferred Pronoun?: Cheerful pessimist Relationship Status: Married Join Date: May 2011 Location: In a house we bought Posts: 411 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 294 Thanked 1,208 Times in 327 Posts Rep Power: 18936851	5 more Some years back, I caught a baseball in my hair and was the player of the day. My blood type is O negative. I use to have a fish name Rupert. He committed suicide. I currently have a hole in my sock big enough for me to stick my head through it. I inherited my father's copious sweat glands. I love to chomp me some Eggo Waffles.

05-23-2011, 12:07 AM	#1171
Beasley67 Junior Member How Do You Identify?: As a woman Preferred Pronoun?: Her Relationship Status: Married Join Date: May 2011 Location: I live in a shoe with UB, Woody and Elvis Posts: 22 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 16 Thanked 44 Times in 9 Posts Rep Power: 1033610	5 More things you should know about Uglyboi UB thinks its okay to eat food that has been thrown in the garbage can....as "long as its on top". I'm pretty sure...I once saw UB eat a booger when he didn't think I was looking. My family is always more excited to see UB than they are to see me. Especially my nieces and nephews. UB truly believes that one day Ellen will respond to a request for a "Dance Off". Oh and UB practices every morning in the nude. UB is the most handsome, funniest, honest, loving and loyal partner and friend I've ever had.

05-23-2011, 08:33 AM	#1172
jenny Member How Do You Identify?: queer femme Relationship Status: inquire within Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NJ Posts: 956 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 434 Thanked 1,593 Times in 580 Posts Rep Power: 5091118	1. Dunkin' Donuts XL, every weekday morning. [SHUSH, you.] 2. I have a couple dozen rings, but wear the same ones almost every day. 3. I hate being interviewed. I'm always convinced I'm going to say something incredibly stupid and sound like an idiot. I'm equally convinced that something I say that gets into print will come back to bite me in the ass. 4. Montauk daisies are my favorite flower. 5. I have an absolutely terrible memory. Seriously. It's awful. __________________ "How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world." ~ Anne Frank “Life's most persistent and urgent question is: 'What are you doing for others?'” ~ Martin Luther King, Jr.

05-23-2011, 09:33 AM	#1173
deb_U_taunt Senior Member How Do You Identify?: ........ Join Date: May 2011 Location: ....... Posts: 1,748 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,324 Thanked 5,255 Times in 1,361 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	I won a statewide 'fire prevention poster contest' when I was in the 6th grade. My co-workers are extended family to me. I have panic attacks, if I have to talk in front of people. I adore my dogs. I have windchimes in every window and several in some.

05-23-2011, 05:07 PM	#1174
Ms. Meander Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Queer Femme Relationship Status: Ethical Nonmonogamist Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: The Mountains Posts: 1,520 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,706 Thanked 5,214 Times in 1,147 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	I sound like a Hippie/This post makes me feel old 1. Although I love cute shoes and high heels, I prefer to be barefoot as often as possible. (I currently have poison ivy toes, from over-indulgence. Sometimes shoes are just practical.) * Red toenails, always. 2. I have a 19yr-old son. He is a talented musician, deep thinker, and sensitive soul. I love him fiercely. 3. Beets make me gag. Seriously. Even the smell. Beet greens too. (I feel a little nauseous just thinking about it.) 4. I am a damn good cook! 5. 20 years ago I lived and traveled in a periwinkle school bus. Adventure abounded (see #2). __________________ My wish for you is that you continue. Continue to be who and how you are, to astonish a mean world with your acts of kindness. Continue to allow humor to lighten the burden of your tender heart. - Maya Angelou

05-23-2011, 05:58 PM	#1175
JustJo Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: pushy broad Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: Follow your heart; it knows things your mind cannot explain. Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Southeast corner Posts: 5,633 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 24,417 Thanked 25,406 Times in 4,660 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	We fly the skull & crossbones on our flagpole...seriously....right now it's at half mast, which may have the neighbors wondering I love orchids more than any other flower If I could only eat one food for the rest of my life, that food would be risotto I read freakishly fast...which leaves me wishing good books would just last longer I wish I enjoyed eating fish more __________________ I'm not tall enough to ride emotional roller coasters

05-23-2011, 07:12 PM	#1176
Rook Senior Member How Do You Identify?: A.G - Stone Butch - GenderFuck Preferred Pronoun?: Hym, Hyz...or, just b respectable, it's not that hard.. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Columbus Posts: 2,280 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,227 Thanked 3,182 Times in 1,287 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	-♦- I love big big Dogs..[Irish Wolfhounds, Great Danes, Borzoi, Newfies, Great Pyrenees} And small/medium dogs...{cocker spaniels, scottish terrier, corgi, chows} -♦- Guinea Pigs & Hedgehogs are as close to my obsessive heart as Ferrets. -♦- I'm Aspie. -♦- I commune with My Goddess/es daily, and yet I'm Sephardi, raised muslim....don't ask. -♦- I'm a Natural Redhead & Puerto Rican. __________________

05-23-2011, 07:56 PM	#1177
Pixie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Equal Opportunity Friend Preferred Pronoun?: Girl Relationship Status: in service Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Sacramento! Posts: 2,868 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,691 Thanked 4,103 Times in 1,332 Posts Rep Power: 15274784	I'm afraid of falling Intended attention on me makes me nervous I adore snail mail I think coffee and tea can never be too strong I lived in my car for part of my freshman year of college __________________ Unexplored glimmering in the rough How does a diamond hide? -Pixie-**

05-23-2011, 08:07 PM	#1178
LaneyDoll Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Girly girl femme Preferred Pronoun?: She; Ma'am; Miss ;) Relationship Status: Pitbull protected. Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Birmingham, AL Posts: 2,204 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,892 Thanked 7,683 Times in 1,607 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	~~ When I was in my 20s and people would ask "so where are you from" I would lie and tell them "London." I explained away my Alabama accent by telling them that my family moved us "back home" when I was 8. ~~ I can tie a cherry stem in knot with my tongue-twice, sometimes three times. ~~ I was once on the cover of a magazine. ~~ In the year 2000, I was the "Volunteer of the Year" for the Alabama chapter of the Make-A-Wish Foundation. ~~ I am terrified of scary movies and cannot watch them/sleep alone after seeing a new one. BUT any old fave like "13 Ghosts" or "Nightmare on Elm Street" will lull me to sleep in minutes if I let it. __________________ There are beauties who stop traffic and then there are beauties who grow obsessively in the hearts of the susceptible.*

05-23-2011, 08:16 PM	#1179
Billy Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Billy~ Preferred Pronoun?: Mr Princess ~ Relationship Status: Married April 20 2013 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Nashville TN Posts: 1,730 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,059 Thanked 3,871 Times in 1,053 Posts Rep Power: 20503085	I enjoy doing around the house projects ... I love My job and the brokers that keep Me busy .... I hate to shop .... I am very blessed in My life .. I love red velvet cake ..

05-23-2011, 08:39 PM	#1180
nycfem Moderator How Do You Identify?: femme sub Preferred Pronoun?: Baby Grrl Relationship Status: Attached Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NYC Posts: 6,793 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 52,987 Thanked 21,452 Times in 5,101 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	I love red velvet cake ice cream produced by Ben and Jerry. I am most at peace when I am cutting up paper, whether it be books or magazines or whatever. In my relationships of any type, honor is paramount. I work counseling children in a windowless office, and thus farts are particularly devastating. I had to bow out of being a bridesmaid recently because the required dress didn't fit me (form-fitting tight red, long dress!). I was quickly replaced by someone with the perfect body for it, and it kinda hurt.