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01-20-2015, 09:23 PM
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Senior Member
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Dude Preferred Pronoun?:
He, Him Relationship Status:
Taken 
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Hidden Valley Ranch
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Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.
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. You cannot embrace those things that will not embrace you back.
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01-21-2015, 01:15 AM
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#102 |
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Member
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i no longer do Preferred Pronoun?:
She Relationship Status:
null and void 
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: where dreams disappear
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If you liked it you should have put a ring pop on it (grape).
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The more that you learn, the more places you'll go. ― Dr. Seuss, I Can Read With My Eyes Shut! |
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01-21-2015, 06:22 AM
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Senior Member
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Femme lesbian Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: East coast
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This isn't exactly a pick-up line but about 25 years ago when I met the woman I would live with for the next ten years (so this is an old, hazy memory), I was working in a book store and she came in.
We were putting away a lot of books. She said, "Where will you put them all?" and I said, "This store is like a uterus. It expands to accommodate whatever shipment of books we have, and then it shrinks back down, when they're sold." She shrieked, she laughed so loud. I think I made her nervous and thrilled her at the same time, by saying things she would never allow herself to say. Good old Nance.
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08-05-2016, 07:47 AM
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Practically Lives Here
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Butch Relationship Status:
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Location: 30 minute ferry ride from Seattle
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If I told you you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me
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08-05-2016, 11:25 AM
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Infamous Member
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cleverly disguised as a responsible adult* Preferred Pronoun?:
wild woman Relationship Status:
No, thank you. 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Home in NC..gonna dig in like a tick this time…
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My late cousin told me a girl tried to pick him up with this one:
I like your pants. They'd look really good on the floor next to my bed... I don't recall if he said it worked or not lol
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08-05-2016, 11:35 AM
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Practically Lives Here
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Depends on the day. Preferred Pronoun?:
"I" and "we" Relationship Status:
Very good. Thank you for asking. 
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Location: Canada
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Hi. That's a lovely designer jacket you're wearing. You know, if you ever want some financial advice, I'd be happy to help you out. What are you drinking?
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