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Old 08-15-2010, 07:32 PM   #101
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what about the products that are on tv..like the set it and forget it stuff ,and juicers etc ? Anyone buy a product from tv and it was good ?
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i may or may not of ordered one before. i may or may not of named her "Dolly"
Is it time to break out the greeting song, "Hello Dolly"?
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Is it time to break out the greeting song, "Hello Dolly"?
lol..ayup. would it be better then "everyone loves a slinky?"
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lol..ayup. would it be better then "everyone loves a slinky?"
I *just* got that stupid song out of my head! Thanks a LOT, Durrrrrrr!

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Depends. Did ya blow up the slinky, too? Kinky bastid!
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Depends. Did ya blow up the slinky, too? Kinky bastid!
and that would be a bad thing? lol
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I'm a dedicated Meguiar's fan, myself. I used to use Mothers and liked their products, too.

Loved Meguires, used it when detailing yachts. The stuff for the plastic ..fab!
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Loved Meguires, used it when detailing yachts. The stuff for the plastic ..fab!
About time you got back here. My Droid's burning my hand and my finger is saying to cramp
Thought Meguire's was a beer for awhile there.

Speaking of bought goofy, and things they forget to tell you: the proprietor forgot to tell me that parrots have dander. I am sitting here in black t-shiry and black jeans looking like I just came in from a snow storm.
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About time you got back here. My Droid's burning my hand and my finger is saying to cramp
Thought Meguire's was a beer for awhile there.

Speaking of bought goofy, and things they forget to tell you: the proprietor forgot to tell me that parrots have dandruff. I am sitting here in black t-shiry and black jeans looking like I just came in from a snow storm.
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Gardeners that are not licensed and bonded... You should see the golf course sprinkler system we have in our backyard... Literally... an industrial sized sprinkler head... It's gonna cost us $900 with the guy who IS licensed and bonded to fix that plus put in a new shut off valve for the system...

I had to tell him to wait a while before we do it...
Call a plumber. I've installed a few irrigation systems, one on a golf course. There is no special training to maintain or install them. Only special equipment to install them.
A sprinkler co. is going to be the most expensive fix, next probably a full service landscape co. I think I would give a plumber a shout out. It can't hurt. (actually, I think I would look for a retired plumber who does "odd"/side jobs.)
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I'm sure someone can tell us about these. I've noticed people around wearing them. UGLY SHOES.

Everyone that I've asked who has them says they work. They are supposed to improve your balance as well as using up to 28% more of the gluteus maximus and to a lesser degree, the hams.

I don't think they are ugly per say, but they aren't exactly cute either.
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Everyone that I've asked who has them says they work. They are supposed to improve your balance as well as using up to 28% more of the gluteus maximus and to a lesser degree, the hams.

I don't think they are ugly per say, but they aren't exactly cute either.
MY guts are maxed. But maybe I should post this on the concealed weapons thread
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That's glutes, not guys. gotta love this phone
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i may or may not of ordered one before. i may or may not of named her "Dolly"
That was the name of one of the inflatable buns, but what'd you name the other one?
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ok, i didnt name her Dolly. one bun was Ginger, the other one was Mary Ann ..lol

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Everyone that I've asked who has them says they work. They are supposed to improve your balance as well as using up to 28% more of the gluteus maximus and to a lesser degree, the hams.

I don't think they are ugly per say, but they aren't exactly cute either.
I don't know how they would help someone improve their balance? It seems that as soon as they take them off they'd have trouble walking normally. (lord knows, we gotta keep Corkey and Wax out of 'em.)
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Yeah, get those massive glutes and hams registered as deadly weapons.
Yeah, real WMDs. Lmao
Actually, I ain't that big. Just got me a little ethnic booty.
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