Overheard In Austin - Page 6

Ashton · 04-14-2012, 09:38 PM

Epsom Salt I'm all about the epsom salt

Puplove · 04-14-2012, 09:41 PM

Llama Llama Llama

durrrrrrrr · 04-14-2012, 09:45 PM

You sexy. Wanna llama in your vagina?

Ashton · 04-14-2012, 10:40 PM

Tiara cab company you are the jewels of our business!!

Nat · 04-14-2012, 11:57 PM

Let's not push it - I'm NOT nurturing. -Juneypants

Nat · 04-15-2012, 12:01 AM

I can shove a lot of stuff up a chicken's ass.

-June

durrrrrrrr · 04-15-2012, 12:17 AM

The vagina looks very different when it's contorted

durrrrrrrr · 04-15-2012, 01:39 AM

Awwww. Bob quit squirting.

Turn him off then on

Well. Bob has been Workin hard all night

His batteries are dying

I hate it when Bob quits squirting

durrrrrrrr · 04-15-2012, 02:07 AM

Everything goes under the ass to keep it warm

durrrrrrrr · 04-15-2012, 02:13 AM

You can never have to much brick house

pajama · 04-15-2012, 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ashton

Tiara cab company you are the jewels of our business!!

Oh my god....I am still cracking up over this little jem. bwahahahahahaha

pajama · 04-15-2012, 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by durrrrrrrr

You sexy. Wanna llama in your vagina?

Would you rather have a werewolf in your vagina or a llama in your vagina?

Scorp · 04-15-2012, 10:17 AM

Wonders (from Boston) if werewolf have anything to do with an unkept merkin??

Quote:

Originally Posted by pajara2

Would you rather have a werewolf in your vagina or a llama in your vagina?

pajama · 04-15-2012, 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scorp

Wonders (from Boston) if werewolf have anything to do with an unkept merkin??

Nope. But there were merkins everywhere last night. On chins, on dresses, in the pool, in the hot tub, they were out of control.

The Honey Badger merkins.

Nat · 04-15-2012, 10:45 AM

They have to peck them against the fence to get them open

durrrrrrrr · 04-15-2012, 11:20 AM

Not over heard but we are really findin today Merkins are everywhere

Nat · 04-15-2012, 11:47 AM

Denise likes it piping hot.

- Glenn

durrrrrrrr · 04-15-2012, 12:27 PM

There's a motor that sucks it and squirts it out

Cowboi · 04-15-2012, 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by durrrrrrrr

Not over heard but we are really findin today Merkins are everywhere

Did you find my soul patch???

DanzAmazon · 04-15-2012, 01:55 PM

Butch: "Honey, I'm not giving anybody my noodle"

Femme: " Well good, just make sure you keep it wet. Nobody likes a crusty noodle".

04-14-2012, 09:38 PM	#101
Ashton Member How Do You Identify?: Transgender Preferred Pronoun?: Masculine Relationship Status: retired Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Texas Posts: 1,409 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,215 Thanked 1,526 Times in 461 Posts Rep Power: 13892880	Epsom Salt I'm all about the epsom salt __________________ AshDugan "Judge not that ye be not judged." "Do Unto Other that ye would have done unto thy" See My Photography here [IMG]

04-14-2012, 09:41 PM	#102
Puplove Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Austin TX Posts: 904 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 879 Thanked 3,215 Times in 705 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	Llama Llama Llama __________________ Alice laughed: "There's no use trying," she said; "one can't believe impossible things." "I daresay you haven't had much practice," said the Queen. "...Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast."

04-14-2012, 09:45 PM	#103
durrrrrrrr Senior Member How Do You Identify?: TG Stone Butch Preferred Pronoun?: he , him Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: ayup Posts: 3,603 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 8,299 Thanked 10,217 Times in 2,504 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	You sexy. Wanna llama in your vagina? __________________ http://img1.jurko.net/avatar_1303.gif well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit

04-14-2012, 10:40 PM	#104
Ashton Member How Do You Identify?: Transgender Preferred Pronoun?: Masculine Relationship Status: retired Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Texas Posts: 1,409 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,215 Thanked 1,526 Times in 461 Posts Rep Power: 13892880	Tiara cab company you are the jewels of our business!! __________________ AshDugan "Judge not that ye be not judged." "Do Unto Other that ye would have done unto thy" See My Photography here [IMG]

04-14-2012, 11:57 PM	#105
Nat Senior Member How Do You Identify?: bigender Preferred Pronoun?: whatevs Relationship Status: in a relationship Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Tx Posts: 3,535 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,042 Thanked 13,963 Times in 2,589 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Let's not push it - I'm NOT nurturing. -Juneypants __________________ I'm a fountain of blood. In the shape of a girl. - Bjork What is to give light must endure burning. -Viktor Frankl

04-15-2012, 12:01 AM	#106
Nat Senior Member How Do You Identify?: bigender Preferred Pronoun?: whatevs Relationship Status: in a relationship Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Tx Posts: 3,535 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,042 Thanked 13,963 Times in 2,589 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	I can shove a lot of stuff up a chicken's ass. -June __________________ I'm a fountain of blood. In the shape of a girl. - Bjork What is to give light must endure burning. -Viktor Frankl

04-15-2012, 12:17 AM	#107
durrrrrrrr Senior Member How Do You Identify?: TG Stone Butch Preferred Pronoun?: he , him Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: ayup Posts: 3,603 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 8,299 Thanked 10,217 Times in 2,504 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	The vagina looks very different when it's contorted __________________ http://img1.jurko.net/avatar_1303.gif well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit

04-15-2012, 01:39 AM	#108
durrrrrrrr Senior Member How Do You Identify?: TG Stone Butch Preferred Pronoun?: he , him Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: ayup Posts: 3,603 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 8,299 Thanked 10,217 Times in 2,504 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Awwww. Bob quit squirting. Turn him off then on Well. Bob has been Workin hard all night His batteries are dying I hate it when Bob quits squirting __________________ http://img1.jurko.net/avatar_1303.gif well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit

04-15-2012, 02:07 AM	#109
durrrrrrrr Senior Member How Do You Identify?: TG Stone Butch Preferred Pronoun?: he , him Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: ayup Posts: 3,603 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 8,299 Thanked 10,217 Times in 2,504 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Everything goes under the ass to keep it warm __________________ http://img1.jurko.net/avatar_1303.gif well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit

04-15-2012, 02:13 AM	#110
durrrrrrrr Senior Member How Do You Identify?: TG Stone Butch Preferred Pronoun?: he , him Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: ayup Posts: 3,603 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 8,299 Thanked 10,217 Times in 2,504 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	You can never have to much brick house __________________ http://img1.jurko.net/avatar_1303.gif well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit

04-15-2012, 10:45 AM	#115
Nat Senior Member How Do You Identify?: bigender Preferred Pronoun?: whatevs Relationship Status: in a relationship Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Tx Posts: 3,535 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,042 Thanked 13,963 Times in 2,589 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	They have to peck them against the fence to get them open __________________ I'm a fountain of blood. In the shape of a girl. - Bjork What is to give light must endure burning. -Viktor Frankl

04-15-2012, 11:20 AM	#116
durrrrrrrr Senior Member How Do You Identify?: TG Stone Butch Preferred Pronoun?: he , him Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: ayup Posts: 3,603 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 8,299 Thanked 10,217 Times in 2,504 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Not over heard but we are really findin today Merkins are everywhere __________________ http://img1.jurko.net/avatar_1303.gif well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit

04-15-2012, 11:47 AM	#117
Nat Senior Member How Do You Identify?: bigender Preferred Pronoun?: whatevs Relationship Status: in a relationship Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Tx Posts: 3,535 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,042 Thanked 13,963 Times in 2,589 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Denise likes it piping hot. - Glenn __________________ I'm a fountain of blood. In the shape of a girl. - Bjork What is to give light must endure burning. -Viktor Frankl

04-15-2012, 12:27 PM	#118
durrrrrrrr Senior Member How Do You Identify?: TG Stone Butch Preferred Pronoun?: he , him Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: ayup Posts: 3,603 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 8,299 Thanked 10,217 Times in 2,504 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	There's a motor that sucks it and squirts it out __________________ http://img1.jurko.net/avatar_1303.gif well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit

04-15-2012, 01:55 PM	#120
DanzAmazon Junior Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: TBD by how I know you. Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Austin Posts: 64 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 163 Thanked 223 Times in 54 Posts Rep Power: 1318528	Pool fun... Butch: "Honey, I'm not giving anybody my noodle" Femme: " Well good, just make sure you keep it wet. Nobody likes a crusty noodle". __________________ DanzAmazon - on a Femme's journey. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Renaissance Femme: the world thru the lense of a femme leatherdyke - http://therenaissancefemme.wordpress.com/ The Delicious Experience - Eco-Adventure Tours & Retreats for all budgets.