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Old 02-03-2013, 05:17 AM   #101
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the sound of a persons head hitting pavement...horrible sound....
Yes!! It's worse when it's your own. Not that I know this or anything.

Which also goes along with the sound of a car accident... Not sure it grosses me out but sure as hell creeps me out.
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People who leave their dogs/pets in a hot car..

Kids with runny noses!

The GoDaddy.com kissing commercial.

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They even added in extra slurpy noises.

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I am not sure if this grosses me out or if it is a sound thing that just crawls on my nerves but...

When my kids have a loose tooth, and they say "wiggle it and see if it is ready" I want to die!!! It is not the germ thing. It is the feel and sound of a tooth that is loose and more of the same when it is being pulled.

It might make me a bad mom but I have to send them to the bathroom and do what they need to do. Once it is out, I am fine. But that crunchy sound turns my stomach every time. Even typing this makes me shudder.

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Emptying the sink strainer after washing the dishes...It is just gross to me.

Also, my bedroom kitty just grossed me out with his stink bomb. Thank the Dog that Gaige sent me a bunch of my favorite incense!
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When I'm talking to one of my customers, and suddenly I hear the toilet flush. Gross!
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Default Oh God,this is so gross!

I watched an episode of "My Strange Addiction" once and someone was on there who was addicted to digging the hair out of people's bathtub drains and would roll it around in his (I can't remember if it was a man or a woman, but I think a guy if memory serves) fingers. I don't gross out easily, but it makes me queasy even remembering him inventing excuses to use other people's bathrooms and pulling out these gooey strands of nastiness.

I feel ill now.
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I watched an episode of "My Strange Addiction" once and someone was on there who was addicted to digging the hair out of people's bathtub drains and would roll it around in his (I can't remember if it was a man or a woman, but I think a guy if memory serves) fingers. I don't gross out easily, but it makes me queasy even remembering him inventing excuses to use other people's bathrooms and pulling out these gooey strands of nastiness.

I feel ill now.
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I'd like to thank all the little people who made this possible...
lol, at least you don't have the visual seared into your brain! If I can find it on YouTube, I would be happy to share.
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I'd like to thank all the little people who made this possible...
lol, at least you don't have the visual seared into your brain! If I can find it on YouTube, I would be happy to share.
NOOooOOOOoooo....It will be a train wreck, I won't be able to not watch....
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1) Food in fridge left uncovered then watching someone eat it 2) the sound chalk makes on chalk board 3) dead animals on roads being run over again and again 4) dirty trash cans in the house rinse it out please!
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I am a very environmentally conscious person, but I think it is gross when people choose to conserve water by not flushing the toilet. In my opinion, they should conserve water differently, by making a worthwhile investment in one of these toilets:



Instead of grossing overnight guests out by requesting that they don't flush the toilet if they are just peeing (people have seriously said this to me, including my father growing up).
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lol, sorry but I couldn't resist! In fact, I signed back in just to be able to say that! That is seriously gross, though; all joking aside.

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That is exactly what my father would say. Yuck!
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Rotten teeth.
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Cat pee, cat crap,cat hair balls anything to do with cats.
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People who cannot use public restrooms correctly. (Was there a peeing on the floor contest I was unaware of?)

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