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01-14-2015, 04:11 PM
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Senior Member
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The Gardner Preferred Pronoun?:
Ummmm Relationship Status:
Nah 
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Mom!
She called to check my pulse, she always says that.
Mom: Did you have lab today? Me: no Mom that's tomorrow. Mom: I got my oil changed today, I know, I'm such a baller. Lmao she's 81 |
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01-15-2015, 08:24 AM
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married 
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This:
 The new must-have accessory for your pet's butthole. http://www.dailydot.com/lol/rear-gear-dog-butt-covers/ |
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01-15-2015, 03:52 PM
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☆ the stars are aligned ☆
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she/her Relationship Status:
married to my Boo Daddy <3 
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Late night nose taps accompanied by "Boop!"
Had me laughing so hard my cheeks hurt and I couldn't breathe |
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01-15-2015, 04:42 PM
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Family Man
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Masculine ones Relationship Status:
She just gets me 
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Taking the Dogs out just a few min ago and the Whippet launches her self off of the deck and clears the back of the Sheppard
 you should have seem the look on the Sheppard's face she was like what the hell just happened I swear I almost cried I was laughing so hard
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01-18-2015, 03:49 PM
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Senior Member
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He Relationship Status:
UNattainable 
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The play-by-play text messages
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01-18-2015, 03:54 PM
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Shy for President 
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01-18-2015, 04:03 PM
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UNattainable
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01-18-2015, 04:20 PM
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Practically Lives Here
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Queer Stone Femme Girl of the Unicorn Variety Preferred Pronoun?:
She, as in 'She's a GEM' 
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01-18-2015, 05:22 PM
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Practically Lives Here
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**loved by many** 
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Lard!
Everything that we don't like has lard in it! Lol
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01-19-2015, 07:16 AM
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Senior Member
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Respectful and situational appropriate ones Relationship Status:
Enjoying butchelorhood 
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01-22-2015, 03:25 PM
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Member
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her, she Relationship Status:
Being single is a good thing and I like it. 
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Kindergarten boy just grabs the prettiest girl in class & kisses her right on the lips. Even funnier was me trying to keep a straight face and be the adult! I just said, "Look, I know she's pretty but you can't do that at school!" Lol
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01-22-2015, 03:50 PM
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Practically Lives Here
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Depends on the day. Preferred Pronoun?:
"I" and "we" Relationship Status:
Very good. Thank you for asking. 
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me, but I've sworn myself to secrecy not to talk about it to anyone but myself.
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01-22-2015, 11:24 PM
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Practically Lives Here
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**loved by many**
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01-25-2015, 02:17 PM
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Member
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Being single is a good thing and I like it.
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My daughter blowing bubbles and our dog trying to jump up and bite them. Lol
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01-25-2015, 04:26 PM
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Senior Member
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With my drivers Lic. Preferred Pronoun?:
Gentleman.. Depends on the Situation. Relationship Status:
Last Rodeo, what a ride, many sunrises & sunsets to be had... Join Date: Nov 2009
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So I was lawn mowing.. and 3 squirrels we're trying to retrieve their nuts they buried.
So they run on every pass I made. And got to barking at me because I'm out on their yard! One even stood there barking at the mower. |
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01-25-2015, 04:45 PM
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01-27-2015, 07:43 PM
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Senior Member
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He Relationship Status:
UNattainable
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Asking a question and it being playfully avoided...
In the end, it all got turned around and I ended up answering the question before the person that was originally asked...LOL really need to stop giving into the pout
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01-28-2015, 12:38 PM
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Member
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Being single is a good thing and I like it.
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My cousin's girlfriend sending me a request on Facebook to like her sex shop business in Europe. Lol Um, no, I don't think so. Can't wait to tell my mom!
 (Not that I'm opposed to them, just not gonna advertise it!)
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01-28-2015, 01:09 PM
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Member
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i no longer do Preferred Pronoun?:
She Relationship Status:
null and void 
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 You'd have to know to understand... But still. Heheh!
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01-28-2015, 02:59 PM
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Senior Member
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married
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This ad for Domino's Sriracha pizza in Israel...the tongue has a ballgag.
 http://kitchenette.jezebel.com/domin...myspiritguide1 |
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