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Butterbean · 03-28-2010, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by weatherboi

Bit · 03-28-2010, 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by weatherboi

Really??? How so Bit???

Oh Friday was quite an adventure, darlin; the wind gusted pretty fast and set the powerline to swinging, then pulled it off the corner of our house--and it yanked the electric meter down with it. Then we discovered the whole thing was out of date and impossibly out of code, so by the time the electricians were finally finished with it--at 1:30 in the morning!--they handed me a bill for $999.85.

I REALLY preferred it when it was Funny-Looking Veggies Day, yanno?

Diva · 03-29-2010, 05:27 AM

TODAY

~March 29th~

is

National Festival of Smoke & Mirrors Day

National Texas Loves The Children Day

National Mom & Pop Business Owner's Day

National Tacky Trophy Day

NJFemmie · 03-30-2010, 05:53 AM

I think I would have rather lost.

NJFemmie · 03-30-2010, 06:03 AM

Taking mom and pop stores to a new level.
(Now that's what I call making security work for you).

Diva · 03-30-2010, 10:45 AM

TODAY

~March 30th~

is

National I Am In Control Day

National Doctors Day

National Pencil Day

National Bedside Book Awareness Day

NJFemmie · 03-30-2010, 01:29 PM

NJFemmie · 03-30-2010, 01:31 PM

... just try not to stab yourself in the head.

NJFemmie · 03-30-2010, 01:33 PM

I wish my doctors did this stuff... I wouldn't hate them so much.

NJFemmie · 03-30-2010, 01:41 PM

I think we know who's in control .... *head tilt*
Fascinating. Now why didn't they have these when I was a kid?!?!?!
Dammit.

Diva · 03-31-2010, 01:13 PM

TODAY

~March 31st~

is

National Bunsen Burner Day

National Clams on the Half Shell Day

National She's Funny That Way Day

National Boffola Recognition Day

NJFemmie · 03-31-2010, 02:01 PM

Once upon a time, Mare and I went clamming in Virginia.
The End.

NJFemmie · 03-31-2010, 02:06 PM

I almost pasted pictures of buffalos.

NJFemmie · 03-31-2010, 02:17 PM

One of my favorite funny ladies ....

SuperFemme · 03-31-2010, 03:04 PM

Diva · 04-01-2010, 11:31 AM

TODAY

~April 1st~

is

National 1 Cent Day

National Fun At Work Day

National St. Stupid Day

National Hilarious Haberdashery Day

JakeTulane · 04-01-2010, 11:56 AM

Waits ever so patiently for NJ to do her thing.

*grins*

NJFemmie · 04-01-2010, 12:15 PM

NJFemmie · 04-01-2010, 12:16 PM

NJFemmie · 04-01-2010, 12:20 PM

03-30-2010, 05:53 AM	#1244
NJFemmie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: The original lime-twisted femme Preferred Pronoun?: I answer to most things, especially lesbian. Relationship Status: Still loving my Mare ;) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,683 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,343 Thanked 11,420 Times in 2,976 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	I think I would have rather lost. __________________

03-30-2010, 06:03 AM	#1245
NJFemmie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: The original lime-twisted femme Preferred Pronoun?: I answer to most things, especially lesbian. Relationship Status: Still loving my Mare ;) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,683 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,343 Thanked 11,420 Times in 2,976 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Taking mom and pop stores to a new level. (Now that's what I call making security work for you). __________________

03-30-2010, 01:29 PM	#1247
NJFemmie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: The original lime-twisted femme Preferred Pronoun?: I answer to most things, especially lesbian. Relationship Status: Still loving my Mare ;) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,683 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,343 Thanked 11,420 Times in 2,976 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	__________________

03-30-2010, 01:31 PM	#1248
NJFemmie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: The original lime-twisted femme Preferred Pronoun?: I answer to most things, especially lesbian. Relationship Status: Still loving my Mare ;) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,683 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,343 Thanked 11,420 Times in 2,976 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Show your pencil pride... ... just try not to stab yourself in the head. __________________

03-30-2010, 01:33 PM	#1249
NJFemmie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: The original lime-twisted femme Preferred Pronoun?: I answer to most things, especially lesbian. Relationship Status: Still loving my Mare ;) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,683 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,343 Thanked 11,420 Times in 2,976 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	I wish my doctors did this stuff... I wouldn't hate them so much. __________________

03-29-2010, 05:27 AM	#1243
Diva Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Diva Preferred Pronoun?: Diva Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Chez Diva Posts: 11,879 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,263 Thanked 17,174 Times in 5,239 Posts Rep Power: 0	TODAY ~March 29th~ is National Festival of Smoke & Mirrors Day National Texas Loves The Children Day National Mom & Pop Business Owner's Day National Tacky Trophy Day

03-30-2010, 10:45 AM	#1246
Diva Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Diva Preferred Pronoun?: Diva Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Chez Diva Posts: 11,879 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,263 Thanked 17,174 Times in 5,239 Posts Rep Power: 0	TODAY ~March 30th~ is National I Am In Control Day National Doctors Day National Pencil Day National Bedside Book Awareness Day

03-30-2010, 01:41 PM	#1250
NJFemmie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: The original lime-twisted femme Preferred Pronoun?: I answer to most things, especially lesbian. Relationship Status: Still loving my Mare ;) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,683 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,343 Thanked 11,420 Times in 2,976 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	I think we know who's in control .... head tilt Fascinating. Now why didn't they have these when I was a kid?!?!?! Dammit. __________________

03-31-2010, 01:13 PM	#1251
Diva Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Diva Preferred Pronoun?: Diva Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Chez Diva Posts: 11,879 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,263 Thanked 17,174 Times in 5,239 Posts Rep Power: 0	TODAY ~March 31st~ is National Bunsen Burner Day National Clams on the Half Shell Day National She's Funny That Way Day National Boffola Recognition Day

03-31-2010, 02:01 PM	#1252
NJFemmie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: The original lime-twisted femme Preferred Pronoun?: I answer to most things, especially lesbian. Relationship Status: Still loving my Mare ;) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,683 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,343 Thanked 11,420 Times in 2,976 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Once upon a time, Mare and I went clamming in Virginia. The End. __________________

03-31-2010, 02:06 PM	#1253
NJFemmie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: The original lime-twisted femme Preferred Pronoun?: I answer to most things, especially lesbian. Relationship Status: Still loving my Mare ;) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,683 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,343 Thanked 11,420 Times in 2,976 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	I almost pasted pictures of buffalos. __________________

03-31-2010, 02:17 PM	#1254
NJFemmie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: The original lime-twisted femme Preferred Pronoun?: I answer to most things, especially lesbian. Relationship Status: Still loving my Mare ;) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,683 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,343 Thanked 11,420 Times in 2,976 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	One of my favorite funny ladies .... __________________

03-31-2010, 03:04 PM	#1255
SuperFemme Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Permanently Banned 10/24/2010 Preferred Pronoun?: She. Relationship Status: Married (one of 18,000) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Atascadero, CA Posts: 4,933 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,309 Thanked 7,108 Times in 2,327 Posts Rep Power: 0

04-01-2010, 11:31 AM	#1256
Diva Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Diva Preferred Pronoun?: Diva Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Chez Diva Posts: 11,879 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,263 Thanked 17,174 Times in 5,239 Posts Rep Power: 0	Aside from the OBVIOUS April Fools Day...... TODAY ~April 1st~ is National 1 Cent Day National Fun At Work Day National St. Stupid Day National Hilarious Haberdashery Day

04-01-2010, 11:56 AM	#1257
JakeTulane Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Mr. Prickly Porcupine Preferred Pronoun?: Butch - Hy, Hym, Hys Relationship Status: She has softened My quills Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Permanently Banned 8/8/2011 Posts: 4,880 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,221 Thanked 5,264 Times in 2,732 Posts Rep Power: 0	Waits ever so patiently for NJ to do her thing. grins

04-01-2010, 12:15 PM	#1258
NJFemmie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: The original lime-twisted femme Preferred Pronoun?: I answer to most things, especially lesbian. Relationship Status: Still loving my Mare ;) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,683 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,343 Thanked 11,420 Times in 2,976 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	__________________

04-01-2010, 12:16 PM	#1259
NJFemmie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: The original lime-twisted femme Preferred Pronoun?: I answer to most things, especially lesbian. Relationship Status: Still loving my Mare ;) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,683 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,343 Thanked 11,420 Times in 2,976 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	__________________

04-01-2010, 12:20 PM	#1260
NJFemmie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: The original lime-twisted femme Preferred Pronoun?: I answer to most things, especially lesbian. Relationship Status: Still loving my Mare ;) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,683 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,343 Thanked 11,420 Times in 2,976 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	__________________