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Old 04-26-2010, 01:36 PM   #1281
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Who knew there were RESCUE CHICKENS?!?!?!?!


Enjoy some Paula Deen.....The Chicken Whisperer...........
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Sweet messages left for me. All over.

Chicken fried chicken with jalapenos and country gravy, okra, potato salad and strawberry cream cake for dessert!





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My young lady who is the best baker I know... Her chipless-chocolate-chip cookies are fabulous!! They are now tied with the cake-cookies.

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Cassanova, a beautiful white Himalayan cat makes me smile. Today he is mine! I have his sister from the same litter, and have had a crush on him since he was a baby. Now I have 3 purebred Himalayan cats. Can you say vacuum daily? They have such loving temperaments, it is easy to do the extra work.
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And finding some very important papers at work that I thought were lost.
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[nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBWrMQVsuak"]YouTube- Disney Pixar Up! Squirrel scenes[/nomedia]
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A glimpse into my old age:
My partner thinking I said one thing when I had something totally non-related.
Do we have dishes?
Aaa? Are there any fishes?
And laughing till tears spurt from my eyes and my stomach hurt.
LOL...I think it went like this:

Her: Do we have dishes?
Me: Huh? (thinking why is she asking about fishes?)
Her: Do we have dishes, up at the cabin?
ME : Honey, of course we have Fishes...they're in the river
(still thinking..why is she asking such an insane question?)
Her: Huh?
(she's thinking, why are dishes in the river?)
Me: THEY'RE IN THE RIVER ..where else would they be babe?
HER: What are you talking about?
Me: the fishes..you wanted to know if theres fish in the river... you packing your fishing pole?

Her: plates...plates...plates !!! ...do we have DISHES at the cabin !!!

and at this point I am utterly beside myself with gales of laughter because it took us 15 mins to figure it out!

Yeah baby, we have fishes at the cabin
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