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Old 03-28-2010, 07:10 PM   #1321
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Old 03-28-2010, 08:12 PM   #1323
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Old 03-29-2010, 04:38 AM   #1326
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Old 03-29-2010, 04:42 AM   #1328
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"Because we have a moment here, let me tell you that I have recently become a secret connoisseur of 'last looks'. You know the way people look at you when they believe it's for the last time? I've started collecting these looks."
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