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Old 03-09-2010, 07:10 PM   #1361
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I bought some 100 calorie packs of Pringle Potato chips. GOOD LORD...there were SEVEN chips in the pack! SEVEN! No wonder we as a nation are fat. Where are SEVEN potato chips a portion??? My lord...I am amazed now at our eating habits...
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one persons nightmare is the next persons hot date!
yea for diversity!!!!!!!!
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oh, ohhhh, ooohhhh, pick me , pick me, I know the answer
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This migraine has taken over my life today. Just when I think I'm rid of it, it comes back with a vengeance.
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Right now, at this very moment, these are thoughts that are floating around in my head, in order:

Brrr...it's cold in here.

Why did I eat SO much salty stuff tonight? This is the second time I've filled the water bottle!

I wish Molly were down here. We could snuggle on the sofa, I'd rub her belly, and she'd help warm me up.

Man, it's so good to have ALL of my songs back on my Sansa!

Where's that darn blanket they keep around here?

Am I hungry?

I don't remember downloading this song.

Found the blanket! Woot!

I still find it creepy that they keep their blinds open all day and night, even when it's after dark and the lights are on.

Ugh, this blanket smells like wet dog.

It's warm, deal with it.

Okay, maybe I'll just keep it on my lap and away from my nostrils.

That's better.

How long IS this song exactly?

I'm still cold.



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Right now, at this very moment, these are thoughts that are floating around in my head, in order:

Brrr...it's cold in here.

Why did I eat SO much salty stuff tonight? This is the second time I've filled the water bottle!

I wish Molly were down here. We could snuggle on the sofa, I'd rub her belly, and she'd help warm me up.

Man, it's so good to have ALL of my songs back on my Sansa!

Where's that darn blanket they keep around here?

Am I hungry?

I don't remember downloading this song.

Found the blanket! Woot!

I still find it creepy that they keep their blinds open all day and night, even when it's after dark and the lights are on.

Ugh, this blanket smells like wet dog.

It's warm, deal with it.

Okay, maybe I'll just keep it on my lap and away from my nostrils.

That's better.

How long IS this song exactly?

I'm still cold.






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I hear you bro, I slept for about 3 1/2 hrs and am up again ....... My damn brain won't shut off again, thinking too much can be bad sometimes
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What is in lady's purses? Really. I noticed this the other day. Some are small, and some are just huge. I don't get it. Why not just put a wallet in your back pocket, and your keys in your front pocket next to your buck knife. Your cell phone is on your clip on your belt. Voila.
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What is in lady's purses? Really. I noticed this the other day. Some are small, and some are just huge. I don't get it. Why not just put a wallet in your back pocket, and your keys in your front pocket next to your buck knife. Your cell phone is on your clip on your belt. Voila.
If we carried wallets then where would others put their stuff.
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So true. My girl has a "Mama's Purse." I really had no idea just what it takes to carry around the essentials of being a Femme, Partnered with a purseless person and a Mama.
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So true! But, do exercise caution when needing to get something out of her purse! ASK, FIRST! ALWAYS!!!Do not go rummaging around in there!
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So true! But, do exercise caution when needing to get something out of her purse! ASK, FIRST! ALWAYS!!!Do not go rummaging around in there!
Married her and even I don't enter that area without permission. Tho I have been known to take said purse into the house due to empty hands and a bad back.
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So true! But, do exercise caution when needing to get something out of her purse! ASK, FIRST! ALWAYS!!!Do not go rummaging around in there!
My purses are equipped with booby traps and secret passages into unknown (to the rest of you) worlds. Go into it, and somehow manage to get by these traps and survive the other worlds, and I'll hurt you.
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