Wish Granted! - Page 7

Julie · 09-01-2010, 07:20 AM

Tranzman... You did not make wish - so I took it from your profile:

If You Could Have One Wish Granted, What Would It Be?
That I maintain the courage to fulfill my dreams and wishes.

Wish Granted... I give you Courage!

I wish to have a picnic in the Amazon Rainforest

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Originally Posted by Tranzman

Wish Granted!! I think it's pretty cool that you are into cleaning sewers!

weatherboi · 09-01-2010, 07:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by InfiniteFemme

I wish to have a picnic in the Amazon Rainforest

Granted!!!

Here is a coupon also!!!

Oh wait it is expired

Sorry!!!

I wish I had a gas stove and oven!!!

Miami · 09-01-2010, 08:02 AM

I wish I had a gas stove and oven!!!

[/QUOTE]
PooF! Your wish is granted... Unfortunately, the gas they run on is COW FLATULENCE.... LOL

I wish I had a living, cute little puppy.

dark_crystal · 09-01-2010, 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Miami

I wish I had a gas stove and oven!!!

PooF! Your wish is granted... Unfortunately, the gas they run on is COW FLATULENCE.... LOL

I wish I had a living, cute little puppy.[/QUOTE]

wish granted!

i wish i had a unicorn

dark_crystal · 09-03-2010, 02:16 PM

bumpin for mah uneecorn

JustJo · 09-03-2010, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by dark_crystal

bumpin for mah uneecorn

Here you go...yours is the one on the right.

I wish I was getting a foot massage right now...

Miami · 09-03-2010, 04:33 PM

*POOF* Wish granted... Your feet are being thouroughly and lovingly massaged by three nekkid women... unfortunately, they're cannibals, and in reality, you're only being TENDERIZED! LMAO

Nat · 09-03-2010, 06:29 PM

Since Miami didn't wish anything

I wish my pay would double and my workload would be cut in half.

Cyclopea · 09-03-2010, 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Nat

Since Miami didn't wish anything

I wish my pay would double and my workload would be cut in half.

OK Your workload is cut in half, please glue the pieces back together and complete it. Your salary is doubled, but is now in a foreign currency with little value.

OK mine was lame.

I just wanted an excuse to post my wish, which is:
I wish I could stop laughing at the hilarious pic of the puppy woman posted above.
Seriously.

waxnrope · 09-03-2010, 07:57 PM

Some puppies ... cutest little noses
Oops. Derailed.

dark_crystal · 09-03-2010, 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Cyclopea

OK Your workload is cut in half, please glue the pieces back together and complete it. Your salary is doubled, but is now in a foreign currency with little value.

OK mine was lame.

I just wanted an excuse to post my wish, which is:
I wish I could stop laughing at the hilarious pic of the puppy woman posted above.
Seriously.

hope this helps!

I wish i was going to Hogwart's this year instead of the University of Houston

waxnrope · 09-04-2010, 12:45 AM

*waving wand* poof! You'll be whisked to the dark forest to live with Aragog's offspring!

I wish that I could be in New England for the fall.

dark_crystal · 09-04-2010, 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by waxnrope

*waving wand* poof! You'll be whisked to the dark forest to live with Aragog's offspring!

I wish that I could be in New England for the fall.

I'll take it! Cuz I have one of these

also- Mark E. Smith is a legend!

and just your luck they are playing Caribou, ME on St. Hilary's Day!

dark_crystal · 09-04-2010, 01:33 PM

oops i forgot to make a wish! i wish i had weekends off!

Outlaw · 09-07-2010, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by dark_crystal

oops i forgot to make a wish! i wish i had weekends off!

Wish granted, your weekends are off and so is the power. Enjoy!

I wish I had an Indian Motorcycle (something manufactured before 1953 would be preferable, thanks!)

dark_crystal · 09-07-2010, 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Outlaw

I wish I had an Indian Motorcycle (something manufactured before 1953 would be preferable, thanks!)

take your pick- one of these is bound to be pre-1953

i wish i could apparate

Outlaw · 09-08-2010, 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by dark_crystal

i wish i could apparate[/CENTER]

You can apparate, however you did so without a license,
splinching occurred
The damage is repairable but you and are out of commission until further notice!

I wish life, like TV and movies, had background music.

Blaze · 09-08-2010, 06:28 PM

wish life, like TV and movies, had background music.
__________________

Now get to the piano and start playing!

I wish I receptical saw

Miami · 09-08-2010, 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Outlaw

You can apparate, however you did so without a license,

splinching occurred
The damage is repairable but you and are out of commission until further notice!

I wish life, like TV and movies, had background music.

POOF! Your wish has been granted... Unfortunately, the only background music we had available was Chinese Opera... Enjoy! LOL

I wish I could go fishing and not have it RAIN the instant I cast my line!

Miami · 09-08-2010, 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blaze

wish life, like TV and movies, had background music.
__________________

Now get to the piano and start playing!

I wish I receptical saw

POOF! You now have a receptacle, which, unfortunatley, you did NOT see until you FELL INTO IT! lol

09-01-2010, 08:02 AM	#123
Miami Member How Do You Identify?: Gentlemyn Butch Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Miami, Florida DUH! Posts: 135 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 8 Thanked 79 Times in 45 Posts Rep Power: 876	I wish I had a gas stove and oven!!! [/QUOTE] PooF! Your wish is granted... Unfortunately, the gas they run on is COW FLATULENCE.... LOL I wish I had a living, cute little puppy. __________________ To be broken hearted does NOT mean to be broken, simply to be prepared for the healing.

09-03-2010, 02:16 PM	#125
dark_crystal Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: jenny Preferred Pronoun?: babygirl Relationship Status: First Lady of the United SMH Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Houston, Texas Posts: 5,445 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,532 Thanked 26,550 Times in 4,688 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	bumpin for mah uneecorn __________________

09-03-2010, 04:33 PM	#127
Miami Member How Do You Identify?: Gentlemyn Butch Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Miami, Florida DUH! Posts: 135 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 8 Thanked 79 Times in 45 Posts Rep Power: 876	POOF Wish granted... Your feet are being thouroughly and lovingly massaged by three nekkid women... unfortunately, they're cannibals, and in reality, you're only being TENDERIZED! LMAO __________________ To be broken hearted does NOT mean to be broken, simply to be prepared for the healing.

09-03-2010, 06:29 PM	#128
Nat Senior Member How Do You Identify?: bigender Preferred Pronoun?: whatevs Relationship Status: in a relationship Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Tx Posts: 3,535 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,042 Thanked 13,962 Times in 2,589 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Since Miami didn't wish anything I wish my pay would double and my workload would be cut in half. __________________ I'm a fountain of blood. In the shape of a girl. - Bjork What is to give light must endure burning. -Viktor Frankl

09-04-2010, 01:33 PM	#134
dark_crystal Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: jenny Preferred Pronoun?: babygirl Relationship Status: First Lady of the United SMH Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Houston, Texas Posts: 5,445 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,532 Thanked 26,550 Times in 4,688 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	oops i forgot to make a wish! i wish i had weekends off! __________________

09-03-2010, 07:57 PM	#130
waxnrope Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Permanently Banned 5/27/2011 Preferred Pronoun?: hy ho, hy ho; he, she, it, whatever Relationship Status: Going slow ... Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: in her orifices ... la frontera Posts: 1,433 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,414 Thanked 2,957 Times in 952 Posts Rep Power: 0	Some puppies ... cutest little noses Oops. Derailed.

09-04-2010, 12:45 AM	#132
waxnrope Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Permanently Banned 5/27/2011 Preferred Pronoun?: hy ho, hy ho; he, she, it, whatever Relationship Status: Going slow ... Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: in her orifices ... la frontera Posts: 1,433 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,414 Thanked 2,957 Times in 952 Posts Rep Power: 0	waving wand poof! You'll be whisked to the dark forest to live with Aragog's offspring! I wish that I could be in New England for the fall.

09-08-2010, 06:28 PM	#138
Blaze Senior Member How Do You Identify?: With my drivers Lic. Preferred Pronoun?: Gentleman.. Depends on the Situation. Relationship Status: Last Rodeo, what a ride, many sunrises & sunsets to be had... Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: where a realtor had me sign the dotted line Posts: 1,901 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,466 Thanked 5,457 Times in 1,450 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	wish life, like TV and movies, had background music. __________________ Now get to the piano and start playing! I wish I receptical saw