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Old 04-15-2012, 02:03 PM   #121
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Unhappy Poolside antics...

Danz: OMG! Juney squirted at Sherry!

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Butch: "that was a good one. I felt like I got a spanking outta that one".

Femme: "the ear! It's always the ear"!

Femme: "why are you squirting me"!
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Old 04-15-2012, 02:08 PM   #122
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Butch: "Don't make me squirt you"!

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Nope. But there were merkins everywhere last night. On chins, on dresses, in the pool, in the hot tub, they were out of control.

The Honey Badger merkins.
There was a merkin in my bed last night and it wasn't mine!
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She's farting on me!!
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Old 04-15-2012, 04:56 PM   #126
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I feel like there must be a lot of overheards from butch bonding that never got posted, b/c Mr. Jenny's voice is COMPLETELY GONE today.
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Goofy got injured while bumping
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It's all fun & games until somebody trips over a fucking solar light
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not over heard but just wanted to let y'all know that some pictures are posted in the gallery
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I am.



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Baby, go spit. I don't understand.

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Butch-- everytime you bend over,I find more popping out your ass

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