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Old 05-14-2010, 09:25 AM   #121
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in the garden, a few dead leaves on the bok choy.

the morning gone, a chance to walk chester forgotten.

mack texting ez in the other room--i bet they're talking about me. who isn't?

my basket of clean laundry--shall i re-wash it to remove the wrinkles?

as i was sneezing, ez yelling, 'bless you' during my sneeze, interrupting my sneeze, probably on purpose.

a distinct lack of cake in my mouth.
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Old 05-14-2010, 09:30 AM   #122
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am home alone, i just can't help but cry
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the new pram, i mean trailer at the shop until wednesday.
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Old 05-14-2010, 09:34 AM   #124
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Old 05-14-2010, 12:43 PM   #125
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My Mom has taken a turn for the worse, and it may not be enough to amputate her foot. She has a staph infection in the blood from something....so yeah, this made me sad today
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I cleaned the tub and my eyes burn.
and it STILL looks dirty! wtf
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Old 05-14-2010, 01:52 PM   #127
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in the garden, a few dead leaves on the bok choy.

the morning gone, a chance to walk chester forgotten.

mack texting ez in the other room--i bet they're talking about me. who isn't?

my basket of clean laundry--shall i re-wash it to remove the wrinkles?

as i was sneezing, ez yelling, 'bless you' during my sneeze, interrupting my sneeze, probably on purpose.

a distinct lack of cake in my mouth.
Dirty dishes still in the sink, they aren't going to wash themselves................

Rude people at the gym who think they own the equipment............

The afternoon rushing by, soon it will be time for me to go off to work to make the donuts while everyone else gets to come home to start their weekends or go off to happy hour somewhere................not I....sniffle

Being told by apretty I shouldn't go to Costco or buy huge desserts there...........fine! I'll make my own

Being told by apretty we're supposed to go to a party on Saturday.....MY DAY OFF (anti-party curmudge am I)

apretty wearing those beige and black lace panties I hate..........I will find them later and throw them away..................

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Old 05-14-2010, 02:04 PM   #129
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Old 05-14-2010, 04:27 PM   #131
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finding out that a friend/coworker, was hit by a car two days ago, has a 1% chance of NOT being paralyzed from the shoulders down. She was crossing the road and got hit by a drunk driver. I'm just sick.
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Last I heard, she was able to move her hands, so they thing the paralysis is moving down, that she WILL be paralyzed, most likely now from the waist down, instead of the shoulders down. Thanks for the good thoughts and prayers, and keep them heading her way, I do believe they make a difference.
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It is raining today, so I can't work outside in my garden.

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Folks being seriously hateful here on this site without taking the time to consider who the other person might be and what they are dealing with.
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Not being able to talk with my Mom at length about the final LOSt last night.

My boss got on me about taking what she considered to be a long time to draft a document for a client. She thought the client has retained us a couple of days prior to when he actually did (which was late on Thursday). I had begun drafting his complaint then but she asked me to take care of something she promised via email on Thursday to another client. So I stopped one and took care of the other. Late Friday I got the rest of the info I needed from the original client and his complaint was waiting for her review today...that's when she got on me about his complaint taking so long. That totally caught me by surprise because I had been following her directions. Did I mention that she was out of the office Friday afternoon and in court all morning this morning so she would not have seen the document before this afternoon or even tomorrow morning if she had not finished court early today?

I get my work done timely but it is still unsettling when these things happen.

Oh and I am PMSing...where is that darn menopause fairy???
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My sweet girl, Dakota, isn’t doing well. I’m scared to death that she isn’t going to pull through this time. Last week she went into liver failure, but the vet was able to stabilize her. They believe that she has Cushing’s, which is treatable; but she’s not back on her feet yet.

I had to take her back in to the vet before work today because I can’t get her to eat; not even grilled chicken breast. I have never seen her turn food down. She just keeps looking at me with her sad, tired, brown eyes. She is exhausted and so am I; I haven’t been able to sleep for the last few days, because I’m so worried.

It makes me sad that I can’t make her feel better.
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