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~April 27th~ is National Tell A Story Day ![]() National Mule Day ![]() National Morse Code Day . . . - - - . . . And Happy Birthday to Walter Lantz (Creator of Woody Woodpecker) (I just wanted to say wood pecker) ![]() |
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![]() ![]() .... text messaging for geeks? *giggle* Ok, that was wrong, sorry. Kinda. Yeah, ok, I am. Sorta.
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It was a dark and stormy night ...
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the short story my daughter told me when she was about 5:
Once upon a time. The end.
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LOL, Ami, that's adorable, made us both laugh!
I didn't know it was Tell a Story Day when I told mine in the Dear thread. Nice to know I am once again topical, lol... |
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Someone on facebook says its National Prime Rib day and Wrote an Old Friend Day.....can there be soooooooo many things on the SAME day?????????
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Once upon a time, when I was about 6 or 7, I was convinced I could "ride the clothesline" from our side of the house to the other house located at the back of our property. The clothesline was about two stories up (picture a pre-war brownstone).
I was a skinny little dink of a kid, so, this should work ... I grab the line, take in a deep breathe, and start pulling. Easy breezy. The next thing I know, I hear a loud snap and I am finding myself heading straight for my father's tomato garden. On that day I learned that tomato gardens actually provide somewhat decent cushion when you fall directly on them. (And missing the stakes holding them up is considered a miracle and a blessing). I also learned through the loud screams of my mother (and eventually, my father), that trying to ride a clothesline is something I shouldn't consider doing again unless I want to sit in my room for the next three consecutive months (if not longer). More importantly, I learned that even though clotheslines may look sturdy, really, they aren't. True story, and please folks, do NOT try this at home.
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~April 28th~ is National Kiss Your Mate Day ![]() National 31 Cent Scoop Night Day <insert ice cream smilie here> National Great Poetry Reading Day ![]() Happy Birthday Ann~Margaret ![]() |
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... but man, I sure hope it doesn't go down like this ....
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![]() ![]() oh, sorry ... I thought it was bad poetry week.... ![]()
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~April 29th~ is National Shrimp Scampi Day ![]() National Poem In Your Pocket Day ![]() National Zipper Day ![]() National Dance Day ![]() ![]() ![]() And Happy Birthday JERRY SEINFELD ![]() |
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