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Old 05-02-2013, 08:14 PM   #1521
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Ginger to kindly move to another room....
She is smelling like she wants to be left alone!
Dang dog! What the hell did she eat???
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I am in desperate need of a grilled cheese sandwich. Nuff said.
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Big, thick, long and juicy....hot dog!!! LMAO OMG I am totally craving a Hebrew National hot dog with mustard
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More hours in the day.

I also need to be asleep. I have to be up soon for work. My mind never cooperates.
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I have this really big need to draw someone in right now and to share a kiss. I do believe that my love has grown more from this experience.

I need to concentrate my energy and focus, I need to just roll with the waves without being submerged. It would be a great time to have a surfing session to put things in perspective.

I need to relax and to do what I set out to do
I need to use the intensity constructively and apply it to my own being - I think what I am feeling is my lesson in how to use the energy around me to propel myself further. To draw from it when I can't push it away
I need to be the gandolf to my own emotions
I need a coffee milkshake while I explore this concept a bit more

I need to know that I am not crazy LOL or if I am, that I am not alone :P

I need some fun!!!!! I have spent far too much time worrying about things that seem very inconsequential right now.

I need to feel free, happy and to dance around the fire.
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Old 05-03-2013, 02:51 PM   #1526
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iced tea.....and......

me
laying in bed
on my stomach

you
hover over me
lower yourself
your front to my back
your full length
onto my body
cover me
and
immobilize me
press me into the mattress
grab my wrists
above my head
and
bite
my naked shoulders
neck
arms

bite me until
my back
involuntarily arches
my hips
press up
into you

your other hand
around my throat
turning my face
for hard
vicious kisses
devour my lips
bite
one achingly
deliciously
decadent
kiss at a time

I ache
to be taken
my fingers gripping sheets
body wriggling
under your weight
wanting you
in me

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and then a nice glass of iced tea!
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Old 05-03-2013, 05:59 PM   #1527
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I really need a massage. As I was driving home from work I could feel how tight the muscles in my neck and shoulders are right now. Then some shopping would be fun. I want to get more summer dresses.
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Old 05-03-2013, 06:16 PM   #1528
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I need something salty...I'm pondering making some popcorn in my whirlygig before I go to bed...better than chippies by far...
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iced tea.....and......

me
laying in bed
on my stomach

you
hover over me
lower yourself
your front to my back
your full length
onto my body
cover me
and
immobilize me
press me into the mattress
grab my wrists
above my head
and
bite
my naked shoulders
neck
arms

bite me until
my back
involuntarily arches
my hips
press up
into you

your other hand
around my throat
turning my face
for hard
vicious kisses
devour my lips
bite
one achingly
deliciously
decadent
kiss at a time

I ache
to be taken
my fingers gripping sheets
body wriggling
under your weight
wanting you
in me

.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
and then a nice glass of iced tea!
And I was thinking I NEED to do all of the above
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Old 05-03-2013, 08:46 PM   #1530
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A deep fried Snickers Bar!!!!!
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Old 05-03-2013, 11:48 PM   #1531
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This one time I went to an accupuncturist who also did accusonics(?). Anyway, she got these two huge tuning forks out, whacked it on something nearby, then placed the balls of the tuning forks on the balls of my feet - and OMG. That's what I need right now.
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Sleep. Sleep would be really nice. *sigh*

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(and some loving words)
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for the allergies to stop and give me my voice back..... i sound like a frog....
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for the hurty bits to stop being hurty... and to wash my hair... I can probably manage the second part this morning.
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I need coffee and a certain energy.

I need to spend some time outside in the sun
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A shoulder to bury my face in....arms to just hold me....and my dad to come out of surgery ok.
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to get rid of this dam allergy cold that is trying to drown me plus give me my voice back I sound like a bull frog...I am takeing med to help but I still feel like crud.
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- to also get rid of this cold/allergy thing (not sure if it's a cold or if my sinuses are revolting against all this pollen that's been aggravating my allergies)
- more hours in a day, especially Monday through Friday
- someone to translate this insurance and 401-k paperwork (I've never seen any quite like it)
- courage
- motivation
- more energy
- more willpower
- dinner with a friend soon
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