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Old 11-19-2010, 08:54 PM   #141
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I'm laffin here
No way would I have a pressure cooker
or a deep fryer lol

This is a Belgian Waffle Maker

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Old 11-19-2010, 09:00 PM   #142
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I thought of that too.. after I made the post.. oh and I agree... My late Gram had one.. an old school model.. she used to make calamari in every Christmas Eve.. not only did the house smell... I always thought that thing was going to blow the roof off the house... laughs..
And they'd always say.."Hope it doesn't blow up the house" and your only 5 yrs old..wondering then why are we using it?
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And they'd always say.."Hope it doesn't blow up the house" and your only 5 yrs old..wondering then why are we using it?
Exactly !!!!
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Old 11-19-2010, 10:30 PM   #144
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For Christmas, I wish my brother would get his head out of his and quit screwing around on his wife, and leaving his little children wondering why had Daddy stopped participating as a family unit. I wish he'd get his act together and remember that he wanted those two little ones enough to adopt them, so he has an obligation that he signed up for, voluntarily.

Next week, my Dad, my son and I are going to make sure that my sister-in-law and my niece and nephew have a nice Thanksgiving, since it seems my brother intends to spend the holiday with one of his...well, I can't say that kind of word here, but it rhymes with roars.

And he wonders why no one in the family tries to talk to him anymore.

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Old 11-20-2010, 12:14 AM   #145
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Honestly? World peace.... ok, so it's corny, but that's what I want. besides it's not gonna happen anyway

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my wish is the most simple wsh i have ever asked for... all i want is... the answers... all the answers...

cmon santa... i been a really good butch i think!...


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Old 11-20-2010, 12:57 AM   #147
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Honestly? World peace.... ok, so it's corny, but that's what I want. besides it's not gonna happen anyway

Nope not corny at all!!!!
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Old 11-22-2010, 06:03 AM   #148
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I want and hope to get enough money to get my dog's surgery done.
Its almost $500 ughhhhhhh.
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World peace and better health care for the elderly. and housing for the people who are homeless.
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Old 11-24-2010, 05:20 PM   #150
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I want a day with my family in my house...

I want the entire deal..

tree, food, laughter,talking, games,

I want one day... or at least a good part of it..
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Old 11-24-2010, 05:48 PM   #151
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I want a shower that works. I want that even more than I want an oven.

And yanno what, world peace is coming. It won't be this Christmas, and it might not be the next couple years, but it is coming. Hold strong to the image and keep it in your prayers or energy work; it is coming.
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I want a shower that works. I want that even more than I want an oven.

And yanno what, world peace is coming. It won't be this Christmas, and it might not be the next couple years, but it is coming. Hold strong to the image and keep it in your prayers or energy work; it is coming.

If I remember correctly, at least you have a nice shower head, faucet and knobs

Santa just needs to send you a plumber with a do not collect a penny from you gift card
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The only things I'd like is for R to get better and a job for myself

Oh and if I could add one more thing, a place of my own that would accept my kitties
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I want to be able to get my daughter some presents...
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Santa just needs to send you a plumber with a do not collect a penny from you gift card
I think That House is pretty hard on plumbing innards, Wolfy. The kitchen sink drain leaks again too, even though the last plumbers completely replaced the whole assembly. I'm not amused, yanno? We're still on the city's list for emergency repair money but I have no idea where on the list, or if we'll see that money this year. *shrugs* Just one of those things.
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Old 11-24-2010, 06:18 PM   #156
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Dear Père Noël,

I would very much like a spinning wheel and a floor loom for Christmas! Pretty please! I am leaving some lemon scented madeleines and a glass of port under the tree for you, and some fresh carrots for all the reindeer!

A nice little girl named Elle*
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What I really, really want is the next part of Rosetta Stone Italian program. Finally, something that I have been able to use to bring Italian back to me!

Like so many immigrant families that were part of the 1920's influx into the US, my grandparents and my parents would not allow us to respond to them in Italian- had to speak English- so that they learned it. So, even though I have a history with many speaking other languages around me (one Grandpa spoke 5 languages), it never settled in well. Even with taking Spanish in school (both Latin rooted languages). I suck! When in Mexico, I have always had some looks telling me my Spanish stinks and the same from other family members that have visited from Italy.

What is very strange is that I have had dreams throughout my life where people are always speaking Italian.

Anyway- this program plus handy-dandy online translators is helping me get where I want to go! Have no talent for languages at all.
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