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mustangjeano · 12-25-2011, 01:24 AM

"We are standing in the back and breaking wind"

Said by me to a stranger on a cold windy night at a candelight vigil. She turned to me and said, "you might want to re-phrase that"

Random · 12-25-2011, 02:22 AM

I used to be a breast woman until I met your ass...

SoNotHer · 12-27-2011, 12:35 AM

"I need a bigger bead box, and I don't have one."

tonaderspeisung · 12-27-2011, 03:58 PM

"i don't like the sucking sensation thats going on around the ears"

Gentle Tiger · 12-29-2011, 02:46 PM

"Don't think about it. Just go down there and work your magic!"

Honey · 12-29-2011, 02:51 PM

I've never had one that big in me before. ( referring to a splinter)

Hollylane · 12-29-2011, 08:44 PM

"Just get your head down there and put it in!"

Hollylane · 12-30-2011, 09:21 PM

"I just took the lead, you better be quivering Hollylane"

Hollylane · 12-30-2011, 09:23 PM

"Why haven't I got anything to poke this thing with?"

SnackTime · 01-01-2012, 10:29 AM

Said to me...

I'd be holding and you'd be screwing

Hollylane · 01-03-2012, 02:51 AM

Sometimes I feel like I'm fancy dancing for french fries...

Midnight · 01-03-2012, 04:08 AM

Stop sucking on me!! (said to nasty bug)

Inked_Trinity · 01-08-2012, 07:29 PM

" I don't think about that when I pop their little legs apart"

Hollylane · 01-10-2012, 06:45 PM

"Half of her was asleep, and I know which half it wasn't..."

Midnight · 01-10-2012, 11:47 PM

He has good penetration - NFL commentator

Inked_Trinity · 01-11-2012, 03:27 PM

"______ is rolling their meat log in honey!"

Hollylane · 01-13-2012, 07:21 PM

What was the name of that meat dish you had last Saturday?

Midnight · 01-13-2012, 07:29 PM

Maria and I pinned him to the wall until he did something about it

JAGG · 01-16-2012, 10:49 AM

Ooooh that is big. Whow. What are you doing with it, I mean you're not going to stick it somewhere are you ?

Hollylane · 01-16-2012, 11:42 PM

"only two of them consistently lick me"

12-25-2011, 01:24 AM	#141
mustangjeano Member How Do You Identify?: old school stonebutch, Queer TG butch, ranch hand Preferred Pronoun?: he Relationship Status: single, not looking Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Northern Ca. Posts: 1,088 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,459 Thanked 1,030 Times in 361 Posts Rep Power: 15314316	"We are standing in the back and breaking wind" Said by me to a stranger on a cold windy night at a candelight vigil. She turned to me and said, "you might want to re-phrase that" __________________ "Your outlook affects your outcome". John Paul Warren

12-25-2011, 02:22 AM	#142
Random Senior Member How Do You Identify?: femme Relationship Status: Married Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: back in the land of trees and snow Posts: 2,072 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 8,017 Thanked 5,327 Times in 1,378 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	I used to be a breast woman until I met your ass... __________________ ~Volunteer~ "It gets in your blood"

12-29-2011, 02:46 PM	#145
Gentle Tiger Moderator How Do You Identify?: As a Tiger of course Preferred Pronoun?: Not the Old Man Relationship Status: Two Tigers Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Northern California Posts: 7,492 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 18,001 Thanked 15,991 Times in 3,993 Posts Rep Power: 21474859	"Don't think about it. Just go down there and work your magic!" __________________ Please like

01-01-2012, 10:29 AM	#150
SnackTime Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Transgender Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: UNattainable Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Feeling the ocean breeze... Posts: 4,868 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 10,393 Thanked 13,228 Times in 2,883 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	In reference to a kitchen cabinet door Said to me... I'd be holding and you'd be screwing __________________ "There's something to be said for not saying anything"

01-08-2012, 07:29 PM	#153
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	" I don't think about that when I pop their little legs apart" __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

12-27-2011, 12:35 AM	#143
SoNotHer Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Professional Sandbagger and Jenga Zumba Instructor Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: In the master control room of my world domination dreams Posts: 2,811 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,587 Thanked 4,736 Times in 1,409 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	"I need a bigger bead box, and I don't have one."

12-27-2011, 03:58 PM	#144
tonaderspeisung Member How Do You Identify?: asleep at the synthesizer Preferred Pronoun?: crown prince of dirty disco Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: the dollar bin Posts: 1,392 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,082 Thanked 1,752 Times in 849 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	"i don't like the sucking sensation thats going on around the ears"

12-29-2011, 02:51 PM	#146
Honey Member How Do You Identify?: big femme heart..... in a tight girlie package Preferred Pronoun?: just call me Honey Relationship Status: Playin' 4 keeps with Tomboi1982 Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: New England Posts: 306 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 316 Thanked 613 Times in 184 Posts Rep Power: 10762767	I've never had one that big in me before. ( referring to a splinter)

12-29-2011, 08:44 PM	#147
Hollylane Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: . Relationship Status: . Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: . Posts: 11,495 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,694 Thanked 26,359 Times in 5,875 Posts Rep Power: 21474862	"Just get your head down there and put it in!"

12-30-2011, 09:21 PM	#148
Hollylane Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: . Relationship Status: . Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: . Posts: 11,495 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,694 Thanked 26,359 Times in 5,875 Posts Rep Power: 21474862	"I just took the lead, you better be quivering Hollylane"

12-30-2011, 09:23 PM	#149
Hollylane Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: . Relationship Status: . Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: . Posts: 11,495 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,694 Thanked 26,359 Times in 5,875 Posts Rep Power: 21474862	"Why haven't I got anything to poke this thing with?"

01-03-2012, 02:51 AM	#151
Hollylane Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: . Relationship Status: . Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: . Posts: 11,495 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,694 Thanked 26,359 Times in 5,875 Posts Rep Power: 21474862	Sometimes I feel like I'm fancy dancing for french fries...

01-03-2012, 04:08 AM	#152
Midnight Member How Do You Identify?: stone butch Preferred Pronoun?: she, her Relationship Status: Married to the most beautiful girl in the world Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: The back of beyond Posts: 304 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 579 Thanked 482 Times in 176 Posts Rep Power: 5305539	Stop sucking on me!! (said to nasty bug)

01-10-2012, 06:45 PM	#154
Hollylane Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: . Relationship Status: . Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: . Posts: 11,495 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,694 Thanked 26,359 Times in 5,875 Posts Rep Power: 21474862	"Half of her was asleep, and I know which half it wasn't..."

01-10-2012, 11:47 PM	#155
Midnight Member How Do You Identify?: stone butch Preferred Pronoun?: she, her Relationship Status: Married to the most beautiful girl in the world Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: The back of beyond Posts: 304 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 579 Thanked 482 Times in 176 Posts Rep Power: 5305539	He has good penetration - NFL commentator

01-11-2012, 03:27 PM	#156
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	"______ is rolling their meat log in honey!" __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

01-13-2012, 07:21 PM	#157
Hollylane Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: . Relationship Status: . Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: . Posts: 11,495 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,694 Thanked 26,359 Times in 5,875 Posts Rep Power: 21474862	What was the name of that meat dish you had last Saturday?

01-13-2012, 07:29 PM	#158
Midnight Member How Do You Identify?: stone butch Preferred Pronoun?: she, her Relationship Status: Married to the most beautiful girl in the world Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: The back of beyond Posts: 304 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 579 Thanked 482 Times in 176 Posts Rep Power: 5305539	Maria and I pinned him to the wall until he did something about it

01-16-2012, 10:49 AM	#159
JAGG Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: JAGG Relationship Status: =) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Tulsa (cat free zone) Posts: 6,093 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 18,651 Thanked 17,531 Times in 4,137 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	Ooooh that is big. Whow. What are you doing with it, I mean you're not going to stick it somewhere are you ? __________________ I don't want to spend my life with someone I can live with, I want to spend my life with someone I can't live without.

01-16-2012, 11:42 PM	#160
Hollylane Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: . Relationship Status: . Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: . Posts: 11,495 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,694 Thanked 26,359 Times in 5,875 Posts Rep Power: 21474862	"only two of them consistently lick me"