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Old 05-18-2014, 05:23 PM   #141
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Old 05-18-2014, 09:10 PM   #142
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texting someone new, and getting this back after sending my pic "to be honest with you I'm just not attracted to you" ~ I've heard that twice in two weeks but only this one via text, awesome huh?
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Old 05-19-2014, 12:48 AM   #143
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texting someone new, and getting this back after sending my pic "to be honest with you I'm just not attracted to you" ~ I've heard that twice in two weeks but only this one via text, awesome huh?
NOT cool! just rude especially via text. You dodged a bullet.
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"Thank you so much. I cannot remember the last time I had such an utterly delightful evening, nor when I've enjoyed someone's company so much. Sweet dreams when they find you."
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"Thanks so much for emailing me. I'm glad you did!".... The feeling is mutual
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"YOU BASTARD, Sir" I do love terms of endearment lol
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Well it's early in the day, so I may get something better, but this text made me smile and have happy tears. From my best friend (who also happens to be an ex) who is on vacation in the UK with her wonderful wife.

"I lit a candle in honor of you Mom at Rossalyn Chapel. That place was beautiful."
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"GM sweetheart!" "I miss having breakfast with you".....my honey had to fly home as her mom isn't doing well....this time is priceless for the both of them!
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sender : I wonder if we have to buy bottled water...
me: Lol.. Fuck it.. Just drink rum instead
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It was a picture of the cutest little blonde girl wearing a cowboy hat and a pretty white dress and playing a hot pink guitar (girl after my own heart) and the caption said she was "picking and singing". I just want to hug that little angel!
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"hey mom! dont give joel osteen any money, k?"

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I think I should tell you something...
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me: (sends a pic message)

reply: wtf is that?

me: It's the redneck version of a human sushi platter.

reply: What is in the packets?

me: Ramen noodles. lol
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