Speak a Lie .....

NJFemmie · 11-13-2009, 11:42 AM

Okay, here goes - you can only post lies in here.
No truthful statements!! I'll start.

I love that I am at work today and not home sleeping.

I am not tired at all and have all the energy in the world. *eyeroll*

My tooth doesn't hurt so I probably won't need a root canal.

I'm in SUCH a great mood.

lol

MizzSabra · 11-13-2009, 02:23 PM

I am shy, quiet and reserved.
I NEVER speak my mind.
I have never been known to drink Patron.

NJFemmie · 11-13-2009, 02:24 PM

I don't enjoy being in the office by myself with no one to bug me.
I don't think I can get used to this.
I still don't wanna go home.

Surayna · 11-13-2009, 02:56 PM

I get to play all weekend long, because I am totally caught up on my homework.

Leigh · 11-13-2009, 03:29 PM

I love having woken up this morning at 6am with a gallbladder attack and missing work to lay here in pain!

I love even more that I don't get to see the specialist until January about this awesome pain

I hate wrestling, and I never watch it religiously

I don't like BFP, or anyone here,

I am offended that Wildcat did not give out any hugs or thank you's today

Friday's suck .............. so go jump off a bridge!!!

Beau · 11-13-2009, 03:32 PM

I believe everything I read online.
I trust people easily.
I have no obsession with Youtube.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzjziKqVp6k"]YouTube- The O'Jays perform "Backstabbers" on Soul Train[/ame]

NJFemmie · 11-13-2009, 03:43 PM

I'm not happy to be home.
I am not looking forward to homemade chicken soup.
Mare makes the worst chicken soup in the whole wide world.

Gemme · 11-13-2009, 03:50 PM

I hate this new smiley ----->

WILDCAT · 11-13-2009, 04:38 PM

I do not like this song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wwttxW5hMg
(Little Lies: Fleetwood Mac)

*I am NOT trying this again, June.

ETA: AH, DAMN IT! I am SO HAPPY THIS IS NOT WORKING FOR ME. I'm not sorry. I don't wonder what I am doing wrong!!!!!! (I'm not calling out to June for help here?!)

NJFemmie · 11-13-2009, 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WILDCAT

I do not like this song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wwttxW5hMg
(Little Lies: Fleetwood Mac)

*I am NOT trying this again, June.

ALL DAMN IT! I am SO HAPPY THIS IS NOT WORKING FOR ME. I'm not sorry. I don't wonder what I am doing wrong!!!!!! (I'm not calling out to June for help here?!)

Don't ask Beau for help.
She's (<-- not intentional apostrophe placement) has no idea how to post videos.

NJFemmie · 11-14-2009, 09:28 AM

I am NOT bumping this thread!

PoeticWitch · 11-14-2009, 10:00 AM

I don't feel like this

right now...

Mister Bent · 11-14-2009, 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by June

I adore my Meth-Head Cabinet Painting Contractor. I wish I was single so I could marry him.

Maybe you should have tried craigslist, they advertise the most reputable work force.

Gemme · 11-14-2009, 10:42 AM

My neck feels GREAT now....all loose and stretchy and without pain.

Mister Bent · 11-14-2009, 10:50 AM

O June, how you charm me!

That would be wonderful, as I've always wanted to marry a virgin.

MizzSabra · 11-14-2009, 11:17 AM

Totally hated looking at Buck Angel's pictures on the interwebnetz.

And is NOT still laughing over June's comments about spooge and large hairy unwashed men.

evolveme · 11-14-2009, 11:17 AM

Upon reading June's "bodice" post, I did not think at all of the way balls smell strangely of alfalfa sprouts and moist earth.

theoddz · 11-14-2009, 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by June

It's True. I am a Gold Star Lesbian, untouched and untainted by spooge. Oh, how I yearn to be taken by a large, hairy, unbathed male specimen fraught with copious amounts of semen.

If I had a bodice on, I would rip it off myself.

June'y did not just say S-P-O-O-G-E.

~Theo~

NJFemmie · 11-16-2009, 12:39 PM

I did not just see my co-worker's ass crack again.
It's not like I see it on a daily basis or anything.
And it certainly doesn't remind me of a fault line.

MizzSabra · 11-16-2009, 12:58 PM

I can see Russia from my front porch.

11-13-2009, 11:42 AM	#1
NJFemmie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: The original lime-twisted femme Preferred Pronoun?: I answer to most things, especially lesbian. Relationship Status: Still loving my Mare ;) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,683 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,343 Thanked 11,420 Times in 2,976 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Speak a Lie ..... Okay, here goes - you can only post lies in here. No truthful statements!! I'll start. I love that I am at work today and not home sleeping. I am not tired at all and have all the energy in the world. eyeroll My tooth doesn't hurt so I probably won't need a root canal. I'm in SUCH a great mood. lol

11-13-2009, 02:23 PM	#2
MizzSabra Member How Do You Identify?: N/a Relationship Status: N/A Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 107 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 16 Thanked 111 Times in 41 Posts Rep Power: 60798	I am shy, quiet and reserved. I NEVER speak my mind. I have never been known to drink Patron. Last edited by MizzSabra; 11-13-2009 at 02:23 PM. Reason: That last line rhymed

11-13-2009, 02:56 PM	#4
Surayna Member How Do You Identify?: Femme - babygirl Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: Incredibly content, amazingly happy, and loved by some wonderful people! Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: PNW Posts: 179 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 93 Thanked 82 Times in 36 Posts Rep Power: 17	I get to play all weekend long, because I am totally caught up on my homework. __________________ "The more you love, the more you can love – and the more intensely you love." ~Lazarus Long~ "Love is more than three words mumbled before bedtime. Love is sustained by action, a pattern of devotion in the things we do for each other every day." ~Nicholas Sparks~ "Bite Marks Are Love Notes Written In Flesh" ~anonymous~

11-13-2009, 03:32 PM	#6
Beau Timed Out How Do You Identify?: . Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: . Posts: 178 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 71 Thanked 339 Times in 87 Posts Rep Power: 0	I have beachfront property for sale, too I believe everything I read online. I trust people easily. I have no obsession with Youtube. [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzjziKqVp6k"]YouTube- The O'Jays perform "Backstabbers" on Soul Train[/ame]

11-13-2009, 03:43 PM	#7
NJFemmie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: The original lime-twisted femme Preferred Pronoun?: I answer to most things, especially lesbian. Relationship Status: Still loving my Mare ;) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,683 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,343 Thanked 11,420 Times in 2,976 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	I'm not happy to be home. I am not looking forward to homemade chicken soup. Mare makes the worst chicken soup in the whole wide world. __________________

11-13-2009, 02:24 PM	#3
NJFemmie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: The original lime-twisted femme Preferred Pronoun?: I answer to most things, especially lesbian. Relationship Status: Still loving my Mare ;) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,683 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,343 Thanked 11,420 Times in 2,976 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	I don't enjoy being in the office by myself with no one to bug me. I don't think I can get used to this. I still don't wanna go home.

11-13-2009, 03:29 PM	#5
Leigh Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: She, Her, etc Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Canada Posts: 7,767 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,029 Thanked 13,024 Times in 4,784 Posts Rep Power: 21474859	I love having woken up this morning at 6am with a gallbladder attack and missing work to lay here in pain! I love even more that I don't get to see the specialist until January about this awesome pain I hate wrestling, and I never watch it religiously I don't like BFP, or anyone here, I am offended that Wildcat did not give out any hugs or thank you's today Friday's suck .............. so go jump off a bridge!!!

11-13-2009, 03:50 PM	#8
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11-13-2009, 04:38 PM	#9
WILDCAT Member How Do You Identify?: Very PROUD BUTCH LESBIAN! Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: PA Posts: 679 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 796 Thanked 551 Times in 238 Posts Rep Power: 761791	I do not like this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wwttxW5hMg (Little Lies: Fleetwood Mac) *I am NOT trying this again, June. ETA: AH, DAMN IT! I am SO HAPPY THIS IS NOT WORKING FOR ME. I'm not sorry. I don't wonder what I am doing wrong!!!!!! (I'm not calling out to June for help here?!)

11-14-2009, 09:28 AM	#11
NJFemmie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: The original lime-twisted femme Preferred Pronoun?: I answer to most things, especially lesbian. Relationship Status: Still loving my Mare ;) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,683 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,343 Thanked 11,420 Times in 2,976 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	I am NOT bumping this thread! __________________

11-14-2009, 10:00 AM	#12
PoeticWitch Member How Do You Identify?: Queer... that is all you get Preferred Pronoun?: um... she.. I think... shrug call me anything that pleases ya Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Toledo, Ohio Posts: 562 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 172 Thanked 1,131 Times in 377 Posts Rep Power: 7056675	I don't feel like this right now...

11-14-2009, 10:42 AM	#14
Gemme Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Queer Stone Femme Girl of the Unicorn Variety Preferred Pronoun?: She, as in 'She's a GEM' Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: The roads are narrow here Posts: 36,631 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 182,498 Thanked 107,970 Times in 25,664 Posts Rep Power: 21474888	My neck feels GREAT now....all loose and stretchy and without pain. __________________ Gemme's Journal I'm misunderestimated.

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Mister Bent Senior Member How Do You Identify?: . Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: . Posts: 2,905 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,151 Thanked 5,824 Times in 1,721 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	O June, how you charm me! That would be wonderful, as I've always wanted to marry a virgin. __________________ Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. - H. L. Mencken

11-14-2009, 11:17 AM	#16
MizzSabra Member How Do You Identify?: N/a Relationship Status: N/A Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 107 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 16 Thanked 111 Times in 41 Posts Rep Power: 60798	Totally hated looking at Buck Angel's pictures on the interwebnetz. And is NOT still laughing over June's comments about spooge and large hairy unwashed men.

11-14-2009, 11:17 AM	#17
evolveme Member How Do You Identify?: honeysuckle venom Preferred Pronoun?: a pistol and a sugar cane Relationship Status: I promise to aid and abet Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: in between poems where ceilings are floors and joe ghost floats achromatic toward day Posts: 514 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 229 Thanked 736 Times in 228 Posts Rep Power: 503698	Upon reading June's "bodice" post, I did not think at all of the way balls smell strangely of alfalfa sprouts and moist earth. __________________ Class, race, sexuality, gender and all other categories by which we categorize and dismiss each other need to be excavated from the inside. - Dorothy Allison

11-16-2009, 12:39 PM	#19
NJFemmie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: The original lime-twisted femme Preferred Pronoun?: I answer to most things, especially lesbian. Relationship Status: Still loving my Mare ;) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,683 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,343 Thanked 11,420 Times in 2,976 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	I did not just see my co-worker's ass crack again. It's not like I see it on a daily basis or anything. And it certainly doesn't remind me of a fault line. __________________

11-16-2009, 12:58 PM	#20
MizzSabra Member How Do You Identify?: N/a Relationship Status: N/A Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 107 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 16 Thanked 111 Times in 41 Posts Rep Power: 60798	I can see Russia from my front porch.