What will you NEVER be caught doing?? - Page 9

JoSchmooze · 11-30-2012, 01:18 PM

Hanging christmas lights up outside (or inside) since it appears
that I only live here on the weekends.....

foxyshaman · 11-30-2012, 02:06 PM

eating liver or brains

cinnamongrrl · 12-02-2012, 08:29 AM

ok...sooo I'm watching I Shouldn't Be Alive...love the show...but....

I hope to NEVER EVER....like NEVEREVER....need to be rescued from a situation that I was stupid enough to get myself into.....

In fact, when I'm hiking, I keep it in the back of my mind to be careful of situations that COULD lead me to needing rescue...because...for me at least...that would be the MOST humiliating thing EVER...

I once climbed a big rock for fun with my kids...thing is...I can climb up anything...getting DOWN is another story...when my more nimble children got down and I couldn't, the one thing that unfroze my timid feet was them saying they were going to go call the fire department to help me down

theoddz · 12-02-2012, 10:01 AM

You'll NEVER catch me voting for a Republican/Teabagger........EVER.

The idiots.

~Theo~

pajama · 12-02-2012, 10:12 AM

You will NEVER catch me jumping out of a perfectly good plane just for the "fun" of it. Hell, you might not catch me jumping out of a crashing plane.

Medusa · 12-02-2012, 10:16 AM

You will never catch me wearing a Christmas sweater!

Happy_Go_Lucky · 12-02-2012, 10:17 AM

be caught bringing home my 6th stray! Never, ever, never, ever. I really mean it this time! Never!

Did I mention...never?

Scuba · 12-02-2012, 11:20 AM

You'll never catch me without my watch on and my sleeves rolled up...I can't stand to have my forearms covered...weird I know.

cinnamongrrl · 01-17-2013, 08:13 PM

You will never catch me littering. It is abhorrent to me...to say the least...

macele · 01-17-2013, 08:33 PM

you'll never catch me drinking moonshine without a box fan (or any type of cool air), ... blowing on face.

LOL

kittygrrl · 01-20-2013, 08:30 PM

have never and will never

blush · 01-20-2013, 08:40 PM

Talking on a cell phone in the bathroom, public or otherwise

Bèsame* · 01-20-2013, 08:56 PM

Eating liver.

Trev · 01-20-2013, 09:03 PM

Wearing a pair of pumps

The JD · 01-20-2013, 09:42 PM

Eating broccoli. Or singing a Celine Dion song in the shower. Or whistling Dixie.

Hollylane · 01-20-2013, 09:45 PM

Saying or doing anything with the intention of hurting someone.

cinnamongrrl · 06-17-2013, 10:15 AM

I will never be drunk enough to do karaoke..

JAGG · 06-17-2013, 11:05 AM

Inside on a summer day.
Wearing something wrinkled.
Cheating.
Petting a cat.
Buying anything at starbucks.
Driving or riding in a smart car.

Sweet Bliss · 06-17-2013, 11:41 AM

passing up a flea market or auction

passing up fresh hot coffee in the morning

passing up beach time

o'queery · 07-11-2013, 08:36 AM

Saying I am sorry if I don;t really mean it.

11-30-2012, 01:18 PM	#161
JoSchmooze Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Stone Butch Preferred Pronoun?: He, hym, mister or "sir", like I get called by strangers! Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Right here, surrounded by technology Posts: 1,830 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 19,267 Thanked 10,989 Times in 1,627 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Hanging christmas lights up outside (or inside) since it appears that I only live here on the weekends..... __________________ *Live your life in such a way that* *when your feet hit the floor* *in the morning,* *Satan shudders and* *says, "Oh God, he's up!"*

11-30-2012, 02:06 PM	#162
foxyshaman Member How Do You Identify?: spiritually minded dirt dog Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: canada Posts: 898 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,957 Thanked 2,592 Times in 663 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	eating liver or brains __________________ Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. Muriel Strode

12-02-2012, 10:01 AM	#164
theoddz Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Cranky Old Poop Preferred Pronoun?: Mr. Beast Relationship Status: Married Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Central Texas Posts: 3,534 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,091 Thanked 9,924 Times in 2,505 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	You'll NEVER catch me voting for a Republican/Teabagger........EVER. The idiots. *~Theo~* __________________ *"All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost."* -- J. R. R. Tolkien

12-02-2012, 10:16 AM	#166
Medusa Mentally Delicious How Do You Identify?: Queer High Femme, thank you very much Preferred Pronoun?: Mme. Relationship Status: Married to JD. Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Atlanta Posts: 10,446 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,995 Thanked 42,690 Times in 7,831 Posts Rep Power: 21474861	You will never catch me wearing a Christmas sweater! __________________ . . . Buy ButchFemmePlanet Merch Here: https://teespring.com/stores/butchfemmeplanetcom-merch

12-02-2012, 10:17 AM	#167
Happy_Go_Lucky Member How Do You Identify?: OFOS Butch who desires femme company. Preferred Pronoun?: Handsome devil you. Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: Anywhere I want to be Posts: 677 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,203 Thanked 3,362 Times in 627 Posts Rep Power: 21474849	I will never, ever... be caught bringing home my 6th stray! Never, ever, never, ever. I really mean it this time! Never! Did I mention...never?

12-02-2012, 08:29 AM	#163
cinnamongrrl Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: cleverly disguised as a responsible adult* Preferred Pronoun?: wild woman Relationship Status: No, thank you. Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Home in NC..gonna dig in like a tick this time… Posts: 7,660 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 15,225 Thanked 27,596 Times in 6,955 Posts Rep Power: 21474859	ok...sooo I'm watching I Shouldn't Be Alive...love the show...but.... I hope to NEVER EVER....like NEVEREVER....need to be rescued from a situation that I was stupid enough to get myself into..... In fact, when I'm hiking, I keep it in the back of my mind to be careful of situations that COULD lead me to needing rescue...because...for me at least...that would be the MOST humiliating thing EVER... I once climbed a big rock for fun with my kids...thing is...I can climb up anything...getting DOWN is another story...when my more nimble children got down and I couldn't, the one thing that unfroze my timid feet was them saying they were going to go call the fire department to help me down

12-02-2012, 10:12 AM	#165
pajama Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Klingon Preferred Pronoun?: She Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Just South of Nashvegas Baby Posts: 3,115 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 7,546 Thanked 7,476 Times in 1,808 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	You will NEVER catch me jumping out of a perfectly good plane just for the "fun" of it. Hell, you might not catch me jumping out of a crashing plane.

12-02-2012, 11:20 AM	#168
Scuba Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Relationship Status: Flying Solo Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: PNW Posts: 2,258 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,749 Thanked 8,047 Times in 1,618 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	You'll never catch me without my watch on and my sleeves rolled up...I can't stand to have my forearms covered...weird I know. __________________ https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-X...etuwo1_500.jpg ~~Bob Richardson~~

01-17-2013, 08:13 PM	#169
cinnamongrrl Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: cleverly disguised as a responsible adult* Preferred Pronoun?: wild woman Relationship Status: No, thank you. Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Home in NC..gonna dig in like a tick this time… Posts: 7,660 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 15,225 Thanked 27,596 Times in 6,955 Posts Rep Power: 21474859	You will never catch me littering. It is abhorrent to me...to say the least...

01-17-2013, 08:33 PM	#170
macele Member How Do You Identify?: a bold-assed maximus Preferred Pronoun?: she Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: mississippi Posts: 1,066 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,178 Thanked 3,231 Times in 847 Posts Rep Power: 21474850	you'll never catch me drinking moonshine without a box fan (or any type of cool air), ... blowing on face. LOL

01-20-2013, 08:30 PM	#171
kittygrrl Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: witchy Relationship Status: just for fun Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: near the wild mushrooms Posts: 9,354 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 21,565 Thanked 21,947 Times in 7,073 Posts Rep Power: 21474861	have never and will never __________________ "MAKE AMERICA THINK AGAIN"

01-20-2013, 08:40 PM	#172
blush Member How Do You Identify?: femme Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: I'm with goofy. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Texas Posts: 911 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 962 Thanked 2,375 Times in 616 Posts Rep Power: 15632317	Talking on a cell phone in the bathroom, public or otherwise __________________ "We never forget those who make us blush." Jean-Francois de la Harpe

01-20-2013, 08:56 PM	#173
Bèsame* Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Femm Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: loved by many Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: Closer to the waves Posts: 15,366 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 29,100 Thanked 40,929 Times in 10,721 Posts Rep Power: 21474864	Eating liver. __________________ kisses A kiss is a whisper in your mouth. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise to give it back.

01-20-2013, 09:03 PM	#174
Trev Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Just a good ole boy Preferred Pronoun?: Male ones Relationship Status: She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Somewhere between right and wrong Posts: 3,372 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 13,988 Thanked 10,142 Times in 2,400 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Wearing a pair of pumps __________________ Trev

01-20-2013, 09:42 PM	#175
The JD Be the Fearless Bunny How Do You Identify?: Hers. Preferred Pronoun?: he Relationship Status: Medusa’s Snake Charmer Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: This must be the place. Posts: 649 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,740 Thanked 2,677 Times in 540 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	Eating broccoli. Or singing a Celine Dion song in the shower. Or whistling Dixie. __________________ I don't deserve any credit for turning the other cheek as my tongue is always in it. ~Flannery O'Connor Last edited by The JD; 01-20-2013 at 09:46 PM. Reason: because I don't even know how to SPELL Celine, let alone sing a song of hers.

01-20-2013, 09:45 PM	#176
Hollylane Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: . Relationship Status: . Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: . Posts: 11,495 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,694 Thanked 26,359 Times in 5,875 Posts Rep Power: 21474862	Saying or doing anything with the intention of hurting someone.

06-17-2013, 10:15 AM	#177
cinnamongrrl Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: cleverly disguised as a responsible adult* Preferred Pronoun?: wild woman Relationship Status: No, thank you. Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Home in NC..gonna dig in like a tick this time… Posts: 7,660 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 15,225 Thanked 27,596 Times in 6,955 Posts Rep Power: 21474859	I will never be drunk enough to do karaoke.. __________________

06-17-2013, 11:05 AM	#178
JAGG Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: JAGG Relationship Status: =) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Tulsa (cat free zone) Posts: 6,093 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 18,651 Thanked 17,531 Times in 4,137 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	Inside on a summer day. Wearing something wrinkled. Cheating. Petting a cat. Buying anything at starbucks. Driving or riding in a smart car. __________________ I don't want to spend my life with someone I can live with, I want to spend my life with someone I can't live without.

06-17-2013, 11:41 AM	#179
Sweet Bliss Senior Member How Do You Identify?: I Am Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: solo Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: the Beach, Pacific side Posts: 4,160 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,354 Thanked 7,268 Times in 2,159 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	passing up a flea market or auction passing up fresh hot coffee in the morning passing up beach time

07-11-2013, 08:36 AM	#180
o'queery Member How Do You Identify?: serviceboy Preferred Pronoun?: him, hey boy Relationship Status: boyfriend of my joey. <3 Imma lucky bitchboy! Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Off the Grid Posts: 864 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,770 Thanked 1,892 Times in 521 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	Saying I am sorry if I don;t really mean it.