Sarcasm, Scathing Witticisms & Uninspiring Quotes - Page 9

smouldering · 12-14-2011, 09:57 AM

"You were looking good from afar.. now you’re far from looking good."

"Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence."

"Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car."

"I’m impressed, I’ve never met such a small mind inside such a big head before."

Inked_Trinity · 12-14-2011, 06:19 PM

I'm not ignoring you, I am simply giving you time to reflect on what a idiot you are being

Inked_Trinity · 12-15-2011, 05:39 AM

I can name 6 great kings who have brought people immense happiness..... DRIN-KING..... ..FUC-KING.... . LIC-KING.....SUC-KING.... SPAN-KING...&. .. WAN-KING!!!

Miss July · 12-15-2011, 11:34 AM

Looks like your 5 squares short of a Bingo

Gas, Ass or Grass no one rides for free

Don't write a check with your mouth, that your ass can't cover

pinkgeek · 12-15-2011, 12:35 PM

because.... When I check out, if spent shell casings aren't littered around my feet, I didn't check out right.

We have more to fear from the bungling of the incompetent than from the machinations of the wicked.

Every cloud has a silver lining (except for the mushroom shaped ones, which have a lining of Iridium & Strontium 90).

Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view.

Wine is the answer. I don't remember the question.

If you can't say anything nice, then at least have the decency to be vague.

Inked_Trinity · 12-15-2011, 02:07 PM

Sometimes, you just have to choose between a sarcastic smile or a middle finger. Today, I choose both! At the same time!

Inked_Trinity · 12-15-2011, 02:09 PM

Why yes...... yes I do piss glitter and shit rainbows. Thanks for asking!

Miss July · 12-15-2011, 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inked_Trinity

Why yes...... yes I do piss glitter and shit rainbows. Thanks for asking!

This made me laugh outloud!

Inked_Trinity · 12-15-2011, 09:10 PM

You would look so much better with some duct tape over your mouth...

Inked_Trinity · 12-16-2011, 07:37 AM

According to WebMD, my symptoms mean I died 3 years ago

Inked_Trinity · 12-17-2011, 08:06 AM

Here, put these floaties on your ankles ..

JustJo · 12-17-2011, 08:26 AM

On a conference call yesterday...

Moderator to new caller: So how's the world treating you?

Caller: The world's been great...some of the people on it are pissing me off though.

Inked_Trinity · 12-18-2011, 07:49 AM

I stop my car so you can walk across the street, I better see some hustle out of you! Knees to chest dammit! KNEES TO CHEST!

smouldering · 12-18-2011, 08:09 AM

Inked_Trinity · 12-18-2011, 11:46 AM

My life is so exciting I could shit pink Twinkies...

Inked_Trinity · 12-19-2011, 01:35 PM

Out of all the dinosaurs in the world to go extinct, Barney HAD to be the last one?

Diva · 12-20-2011, 06:23 AM

Because I am sweetness & light....

Merry Hanukkah, Diwali, Kwanzaa & Christmas.

tapu · 12-20-2011, 10:00 AM

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Were you saying anything I needed to respond to?

Inked_Trinity · 12-20-2011, 10:14 AM

Inked_Trinity · 12-20-2011, 12:04 PM

"When one door closes another one opens", what sounds like optimism to most people, sounds like Maximum security to me...

12-14-2011, 09:57 AM	#161
smouldering Member How Do You Identify?: Punky girly girl, glittery femme Preferred Pronoun?: she, her, etc. Relationship Status: Single, Recovering Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Ohio Posts: 1,288 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,306 Thanked 3,974 Times in 924 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	"You were looking good from afar.. now you’re far from looking good." "Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence." "Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car." "I’m impressed, I’ve never met such a small mind inside such a big head before." __________________ ~~Smouldering~~ Suit the action to the word, the word to the action. ~William Shakespeare

12-14-2011, 06:19 PM	#162
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	I'm not ignoring you, I am simply giving you time to reflect on what a idiot you are being __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

12-15-2011, 05:39 AM	#163
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	I can name 6 great kings who have brought people immense happiness..... DRIN-KING..... ..FUC-KING.... . LIC-KING.....SUC-KING.... SPAN-KING...&. .. WAN-KING!!! __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

12-15-2011, 11:34 AM	#164
Miss July Member How Do You Identify?: Bitchy, Self Sufficient, High Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Mizz (Bitch) Relationship Status: Not LOOKING Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Sunny CA Posts: 362 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 158 Thanked 515 Times in 156 Posts Rep Power: 5207567	Feeling a bit Snarky today Looks like your 5 squares short of a Bingo Gas, Ass or Grass no one rides for free Don't write a check with your mouth, that your ass can't cover __________________ Sorry...................My Give A Damn Meter Is Broken I Am A Bitch, But I Ain't Yo Bitch http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u.../ny/ny1303.gif

12-15-2011, 12:35 PM	#165
pinkgeek Member How Do You Identify?: that grrl Preferred Pronoun?: she, her, grrl, piranha, monkey Relationship Status: captured.... Join Date: May 2010 Location: Australia Posts: 377 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,054 Thanked 1,456 Times in 311 Posts Rep Power: 13998707	Oh look a thread made just for me...... because.... When I check out, if spent shell casings aren't littered around my feet, I didn't check out right. We have more to fear from the bungling of the incompetent than from the machinations of the wicked. Every cloud has a silver lining (except for the mushroom shaped ones, which have a lining of Iridium & Strontium 90). Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view. Wine is the answer. I don't remember the question. If you can't say anything nice, then at least have the decency to be vague. __________________ ------------------------------------ ~pink "I‘m heir to madness. Vessel of perversion. Your nightmare should you cross me." ((Want to read about my life in Hawaii and my ongoing war against the roosters and my pony size dog and my wedding?)) http://www.alohafemme.wordpress.com/

12-15-2011, 02:07 PM	#166
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Sometimes, you just have to choose between a sarcastic smile or a middle finger. Today, I choose both! At the same time! __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

12-15-2011, 02:09 PM	#167
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Why yes...... yes I do piss glitter and shit rainbows. Thanks for asking! __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

12-15-2011, 09:10 PM	#169
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	You would look so much better with some duct tape over your mouth... __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

12-16-2011, 07:37 AM	#170
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	According to WebMD, my symptoms mean I died 3 years ago __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

12-17-2011, 08:06 AM	#171
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Here, put these floaties on your ankles .. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

12-17-2011, 08:26 AM	#172
JustJo Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: pushy broad Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: Follow your heart; it knows things your mind cannot explain. Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Southeast corner Posts: 5,633 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 24,417 Thanked 25,406 Times in 4,660 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	On a conference call yesterday... Moderator to new caller: So how's the world treating you? Caller: The world's been great...some of the people on it are pissing me off though. __________________ I'm not tall enough to ride emotional roller coasters

12-18-2011, 07:49 AM	#173
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	I stop my car so you can walk across the street, I better see some hustle out of you! Knees to chest dammit! KNEES TO CHEST! __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

12-18-2011, 08:09 AM	#174
smouldering Member How Do You Identify?: Punky girly girl, glittery femme Preferred Pronoun?: she, her, etc. Relationship Status: Single, Recovering Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Ohio Posts: 1,288 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,306 Thanked 3,974 Times in 924 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	__________________ ~~Smouldering~~ Suit the action to the word, the word to the action. ~William Shakespeare

12-18-2011, 11:46 AM	#175
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	My life is so exciting I could shit pink Twinkies... __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

12-19-2011, 01:35 PM	#176
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Out of all the dinosaurs in the world to go extinct, Barney HAD to be the last one? __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

12-20-2011, 06:23 AM	#177
Diva Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Diva Preferred Pronoun?: Diva Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Chez Diva Posts: 11,879 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,263 Thanked 17,174 Times in 5,239 Posts Rep Power: 0	Because I am sweetness & light.... Merry Hanukkah, Diwali, Kwanzaa & Christmas.

12-20-2011, 10:00 AM	#178
tapu Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Understated butch. Preferred Pronoun?: I Relationship Status: Party of One Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Maine Posts: 1,654 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,324 Thanked 3,114 Times in 1,103 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	. . Were you saying anything I needed to respond to? __________________ Really? That's not funny to you?

12-20-2011, 10:14 AM	#179
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	__________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

12-20-2011, 12:04 PM	#180
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	"When one door closes another one opens", what sounds like optimism to most people, sounds like Maximum security to me... __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.