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Old 05-04-2010, 11:34 AM   #1881
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YouTube- Toyota Design It with Kyle Busch Commercial 2010.mpg

Who doesn't love kittens and bunnies ...and baby seals?


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YouTube- Denny Hamlin Design It Enter It Commercial 2010 [HD]

Who doesn't love love?
I love love!
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"I love you, too."

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Old 05-04-2010, 12:00 PM   #1882
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Non-Nashvillians: please spread the word, in case folks don't grasp the severity of what's going on. Temporary shelters are at capacity, missing people are unaccounted for, many homes are under water, we're in a water conservation emergency, much of Nashville's economic base is threatened by flood damage, etc, etc. We're going to need help. Text 'REDCROSS' to 90999 to donate $10 to disaster relief. Thanks
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Old 05-04-2010, 01:24 PM   #1883
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So I'm stuck in this training session. The woman leading it appears (reads) butch by presentation but is the married mother of 3. *grin* Down here in the South it's not usually that hard to decipher.
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Old 05-04-2010, 01:30 PM   #1884
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My total posts just hit 666 (667 now).

Does this make me officially evil?

If so, did my evilness last for that short period when I was at 666 or did it just begin?

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I guess I have to start working out, ugh
wait, wait that is a bad attitude
I guess I have to start working out, oh joy, oh bliss, oh glee
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Another evenings sleep filled with nightmares. Up to try and dispel them. Not really the way I like starting my days (especially when I have at least three more hours of sleep left). Ugh.
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I just changed a door knob! So now my guests can go to the potty and POOP <looking up> and not worry about whether or not someone will walk in on them!

Can I hear an "AMEN!" please?





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AMEN DIVA! Da hereby awards you the pink screwdriver award!
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OH! Thank You, Little Beehive! That's good, cuz now, I'm about to change the front door knob! (I was using the bathroom door as a warm~up! )



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Oh LAWD! She may never get in her house again!
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Well I got started, but then I had to stop and watch the 7~year~old tap dancin' boy on Ellen....and then I had to stop and watch Melissa Etheridge. <sigh>

The new front door knob/dead bolt is in, but I didn't do as good a job on it as I did the bathroom door. It's bothering me that it doesn't close easily. Locks just fine! Hmph!


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I think now that I have a lock on the bathroom door, they will.....

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