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Old 01-24-2012, 07:49 AM   #1881
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Guy #1 : Mr. President! And the guys told me you were gay.

Mr. President: I want that dress!
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Ummmm - bubble gum. There. On the floor. Right below that butt I'm not looking at.
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I want to be POPE.....or maybe a wedding cake.....
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When I become Emperor....um, I mean president,
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When I am crowned king of the little known country of Wailing Whiners, not far from the sea of Ignorance where the food stamp mongers camp, I declare cake will be had by all!
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Thanks for the story mom.... I'm sleepy now
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Is this the Georgia judge who ordered the President of the
United States to appear in his courtroom to answer another
"birther suit"? Here's my answer.....pack your bags dude!
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