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Old 07-15-2015, 05:04 PM   #19261
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Hundreds of sex toys hanging from power lines in Portland, Oregon.


Hundreds of phallic sex toys have been seen hanging in recent days from power lines across Portland, Oregon, provoking laughter, blushing and lots of photos.

The large white and bright orange dildos appear to have been strung together in pairs, and have prompted numerous reports to the Portland Office of Neighborhood Involvement, department spokeswoman Lisa Leddy said on Monday.

A spokesman for public utility Portland General Electric said he did not believe the rubber products posed a fire hazard.

In online forums, Portlanders posted photos of dildos swaying in the wind above a number of major commercial streets, and speculated about their origins.

Portland resident Lucila Cejas Epple said she first encountered the phalluses at a neighborhood street fair over the weekend.

Read more: http://www.reuters.com/article/2015/...ddlyEnoughNews



*Wonder how many rear end collisions due to rubber necking at these dangling delights? Could whomever was responsible place an ad on Craigslist? "For sale, gently used dildos?" On second thought.....ewwww, never mind

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The large white and bright orange dildos appear to have been strung together in pairs, and have prompted numerous reports to the Portland Office of Neighborhood Involvement, department spokeswoman Lisa Leddy said on Monday.
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Yes! Orange for those who have an Oompa Loompa fettish. *shiver

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Hundreds of sex toys hanging from power lines in Portland, Oregon.


Hundreds of phallic sex toys have been seen hanging in recent days from power lines across Portland, Oregon, provoking laughter, blushing and lots of photos.

The large white and bright orange dildos appear to have been strung together in pairs, and have prompted numerous reports to the Portland Office of Neighborhood Involvement, department spokeswoman Lisa Leddy said on Monday.

A spokesman for public utility Portland General Electric said he did not believe the rubber products posed a fire hazard.

In online forums, Portlanders posted photos of dildos swaying in the wind above a number of major commercial streets, and speculated about their origins.

Portland resident Lucila Cejas Epple said she first encountered the phalluses at a neighborhood street fair over the weekend.

Read more: http://www.reuters.com/article/2015/...ddlyEnoughNews



*Wonder how many rear end collisions due to rubber necking at these dangling delights? Could whomever was responsible place an ad on Craigslist? "For sale, gently used dildos?" On second thought.....ewwww, never mind

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Morning Jolt: Squirrel detained for stalking woman

Police in Bottrop, Germany, detained a squirrel after a woman claimed it was stalking her. The rodent was later found to be suffering from exhaustion and was revived with pieces of apple and honey tea.
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Possibly the ONLY black flamingo spotted in Cyprus.


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The birding world is a twitter over recent sightings of a jet-black flamingo foraging among its pink flock-mates at a salt lake in southern Cyprus. Bird expert and Audubon field editor Kenn Kaufmann suggests this unique bird could be the only one in existence. Learn what caused this beautiful accident of nature.

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*As an aside, stories such as this causes worry that an Elmer Fudd type will purposely do harm to such a unique life form. Crossing my fingers here....
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Japan has opened the doors to the world’s first automated, robot-staffed hotel, replacing people with pretty, lifelike lady humanoid receptionists and a bow tie-wearing, dinosaur concierge.

At the Henn-na Hotel, or "Strange Hotel," guests check in, check out, get their rooms cleaned and their luggage conveyed by a fleet of blinking, beeping and rolling robots that the hotel describes as “warm and friendly.”

Likewise, as part of their aim to feature cutting-edge technology, stays are keyless. Instead, guests enter their rooms via facial recognition technology.

Aside from its novelty factor, the use of robots and the emphasis on automated services is part of a bigger concept: To reduce labor costs, save energy, reduce waste, and develop a self-sufficient hotel powered by solar energy and machines...
http://www.nydailynews.com/life-styl...icle-1.2297588








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