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CherryWine · 09-17-2015, 01:11 PM

A. Spectre · 09-18-2015, 08:57 AM

You know you are in for it when the doctor says, "You're going to feel a little pinch." I'm not quite sure what hurts more, the 'little pinch' or the ubiquitous "You may experience some discomfort."

If they asked me for advice (doctors) I'd tell them to be more honest, more upfront, just say it. "THIS IS GOING TO BURN, YOU MAY WANT TO BITE ON A PIECE OF WOOD AND CONSIDER TAKING A COUPLE OF SHOTS OF WHISKEY.."

Forget going to health care professionals, I'll just take one of these every day.

gotoseagrl · 09-18-2015, 10:21 AM

CherryWine · 09-18-2015, 12:35 PM

Something to help you feel good on this Friday. I really love these.

VintageFemme · 09-18-2015, 10:20 PM

Parallel worlds exist and interact with our world, say physicists

New theory explains many of the bizarre observations made in quantum mechanics. http://www.mnn.com/green-tech/resear...gn=planetgreen

Orema · 09-20-2015, 06:57 AM

A. Spectre · 09-20-2015, 09:18 AM

PaPa · 09-20-2015, 09:23 AM

So we have been getting a metal roof put on our house. The roofer was here with his guys when the insurance adjuster came to the house across the street. He went over to work with the adjuster to show him the hail damage done. The woman who owns the house was outside waiting for them to finish up and as I sit in front of my house I hear him tell her there is damage to one side but not so much to the other side of the roof so technically he can only pay her for half of the roof. After he left, I yelled over to her, "Why did that insurance commercial run through my head 'how do they expect you to drive half a car?'" LOL!! Amazing how the media sticks in our minds. Isn't it??

kittygrrl · 09-20-2015, 02:00 PM

kittygrrl · 09-20-2015, 02:08 PM

Orema · 09-21-2015, 07:24 AM

A. Spectre · 09-21-2015, 07:33 AM

Had quite the sweet tooth when I was wee, I'm the only one, right? While at the store a few weeks ago, I looked for a Marathon bar which was one of my favorites. Was crushed! No Marathon bar in sight! No wax lips, no candy cigarettes. Say WHAT? No candy cigarettes? So many of us in second grade looked so glamorous innocently puffing away on those sugary sticks of Winston, Marlboro and Camel. Have memories of us on the monkey bars with them sticking out of our pieholes hanging upside down, acting all....second grade and stuff.

Wonder how many of us smoked real cigs from having exposure to the fake, sugary ones. *Not me.

My post was going to be about forgotten candies from our youth, but I went off on a tangent about candy cigarettes.

Loved these, didn't see them for years until recently. Changed the formula, not nearly as good now.

Infamous wax lips. I preferred the lips with the fangs. Well duh....

Daniela · 09-21-2015, 08:52 AM

Kylie Jenner lips are the new Red Wax Lips:

LeftWriteFemme · 09-21-2015, 10:29 AM

PaPa · 09-21-2015, 07:21 PM

So while talking to my sister today she informed me that she had a rooster that has showed up on her property and just been hanging around. She noticed him out by her tomato plant the other day and he was pecking away. She thought maybe there were bugs near it and he was getting those. However, today when she went out to pick her tomato it was completely gone! She said near the end of last week she thought she had three tomatoes on the plants but when she went to them they were gone as well so she thought she had just picked them earlier taken them in and ate them. She said that he apparently took those too!! A neighbor came to visit and she asked him if he wanted a rooster. She told him about the tomatoes and he laughed and said, "Well you know what I will do with him.....I will fatten him up and then have dinner!" He then looked at her and asked, "Are you attached to him?" She didn't answer and he replied, "Yeessss. Yoooouuu are" and laughed. So when she told me this I asked, "Well have you named him yet?" She said, "I am trying not to do that". I later recounted this story to our other sister and when I got to the part of "I am trying not to do that" she exclaimed, "Pluck". I burst out laughing and said, "Oooooo I have to tell her this" so I quickly grabbed my cell and called her. She said, "Yeah with my luck everyone will think I said Cluck and we all know a rooster crows". LOL!!

A. Spectre · 09-22-2015, 08:03 AM

When I first saw this, I laughed and grimaced. Simultaneously. Not quite sure about "this will be you if you don't study"

I was raised to get a college degree, you were nothing without it, you would be nothing without it. As the years go by, I see millions of graduates neck deep in student debt, not finding work that matches their level of education, and losing hope.

Quite aware this is satire and silliness, but if I were a parent of a young girl, I would push taking trade classes, fixing things.

Prefer this

Daisy Chain · 09-22-2015, 09:00 AM

Orema · 09-22-2015, 09:57 AM

Daisy Chain · 09-22-2015, 12:41 PM

kittygrrl · 09-22-2015, 06:02 PM

09-17-2015, 01:11 PM	#19541
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09-18-2015, 08:57 AM	#19542
A. Spectre Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch dominant lesbian Preferred Pronoun?: She, Baby Boi Relationship Status: She is my sunrise and sunset. Join Date: Nov 2014 Location: North Shore Chicago Posts: 1,569 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,033 Thanked 11,051 Times in 1,494 Posts Rep Power: 21474848	You know you are in for it when the doctor says, "You're going to feel a little pinch." I'm not quite sure what hurts more, the 'little pinch' or the ubiquitous "You may experience some discomfort." If they asked me for advice (doctors) I'd tell them to be more honest, more upfront, just say it. "THIS IS GOING TO BURN, YOU MAY WANT TO BITE ON A PIECE OF WOOD AND CONSIDER TAKING A COUPLE OF SHOTS OF WHISKEY.." Forget going to health care professionals, I'll just take one of these every day. __________________ * * *Joy and Sorrow are Inseparable

09-18-2015, 10:21 AM	#19543
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09-18-2015, 12:35 PM	#19544
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09-18-2015, 10:20 PM	#19545
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09-20-2015, 06:57 AM	#19546
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09-20-2015, 09:18 AM	#19547
A. Spectre Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch dominant lesbian Preferred Pronoun?: She, Baby Boi Relationship Status: She is my sunrise and sunset. Join Date: Nov 2014 Location: North Shore Chicago Posts: 1,569 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,033 Thanked 11,051 Times in 1,494 Posts Rep Power: 21474848	__________________ * * *Joy and Sorrow are Inseparable

09-20-2015, 09:23 AM	#19548
PaPa Senior Member How Do You Identify?: GQ Butch Daddy Relationship Status: A Very Protective BIG Daddy... Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 2,657 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 7,597 Thanked 5,874 Times in 1,531 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	So we have been getting a metal roof put on our house. The roofer was here with his guys when the insurance adjuster came to the house across the street. He went over to work with the adjuster to show him the hail damage done. The woman who owns the house was outside waiting for them to finish up and as I sit in front of my house I hear him tell her there is damage to one side but not so much to the other side of the roof so technically he can only pay her for half of the roof. After he left, I yelled over to her, "Why did that insurance commercial run through my head 'how do they expect you to drive half a car?'" LOL!! Amazing how the media sticks in our minds. Isn't it??

09-20-2015, 02:00 PM	#19549
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09-20-2015, 02:08 PM	#19550
kittygrrl Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: witchy Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: North of forever Posts: 9,253 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 21,552 Thanked 21,875 Times in 7,019 Posts Rep Power: 21474861	__________________ "MAKE AMERICA THINK AGAIN"

09-21-2015, 07:24 AM	#19551
Orema Superlative Soul Sister How Do You Identify?: Lesbian Stone Femme Preferred Pronoun?: She, her Relationship Status: Moving in a single file Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: Cottage of Content Posts: 13,490 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 41,420 Thanked 34,759 Times in 8,931 Posts Rep Power: 21474861

09-21-2015, 07:33 AM	#19552
A. Spectre Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch dominant lesbian Preferred Pronoun?: She, Baby Boi Relationship Status: She is my sunrise and sunset. Join Date: Nov 2014 Location: North Shore Chicago Posts: 1,569 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,033 Thanked 11,051 Times in 1,494 Posts Rep Power: 21474848	Had quite the sweet tooth when I was wee, I'm the only one, right? While at the store a few weeks ago, I looked for a Marathon bar which was one of my favorites. Was crushed! No Marathon bar in sight! No wax lips, no candy cigarettes. Say WHAT? No candy cigarettes? So many of us in second grade looked so glamorous innocently puffing away on those sugary sticks of Winston, Marlboro and Camel. Have memories of us on the monkey bars with them sticking out of our pieholes hanging upside down, acting all....second grade and stuff. Wonder how many of us smoked real cigs from having exposure to the fake, sugary ones. Not me. My post was going to be about forgotten candies from our youth, but I went off on a tangent about candy cigarettes. Loved these, didn't see them for years until recently. Changed the formula, not nearly as good now.* Infamous wax lips. I preferred the lips with the fangs. Well duh.... __________________ * * *Joy and Sorrow are Inseparable

09-21-2015, 08:52 AM	#19553
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09-21-2015, 10:29 AM	#19554
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09-21-2015, 07:21 PM	#19555
PaPa Senior Member How Do You Identify?: GQ Butch Daddy Relationship Status: A Very Protective BIG Daddy... Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 2,657 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 7,597 Thanked 5,874 Times in 1,531 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	So while talking to my sister today she informed me that she had a rooster that has showed up on her property and just been hanging around. She noticed him out by her tomato plant the other day and he was pecking away. She thought maybe there were bugs near it and he was getting those. However, today when she went out to pick her tomato it was completely gone! She said near the end of last week she thought she had three tomatoes on the plants but when she went to them they were gone as well so she thought she had just picked them earlier taken them in and ate them. She said that he apparently took those too!! A neighbor came to visit and she asked him if he wanted a rooster. She told him about the tomatoes and he laughed and said, "Well you know what I will do with him.....I will fatten him up and then have dinner!" He then looked at her and asked, "Are you attached to him?" She didn't answer and he replied, "Yeessss. Yoooouuu are" and laughed. So when she told me this I asked, "Well have you named him yet?" She said, "I am trying not to do that". I later recounted this story to our other sister and when I got to the part of "I am trying not to do that" she exclaimed, "Pluck". I burst out laughing and said, "Oooooo I have to tell her this" so I quickly grabbed my cell and called her. She said, "Yeah with my luck everyone will think I said Cluck and we all know a rooster crows". LOL!!

09-22-2015, 08:03 AM	#19556
A. Spectre Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch dominant lesbian Preferred Pronoun?: She, Baby Boi Relationship Status: She is my sunrise and sunset. Join Date: Nov 2014 Location: North Shore Chicago Posts: 1,569 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,033 Thanked 11,051 Times in 1,494 Posts Rep Power: 21474848	When I first saw this, I laughed and grimaced. Simultaneously. Not quite sure about "this will be you if you don't study" I was raised to get a college degree, you were nothing without it, you would be nothing without it. As the years go by, I see millions of graduates neck deep in student debt, not finding work that matches their level of education, and losing hope. Quite aware this is satire and silliness, but if I were a parent of a young girl, I would push taking trade classes, fixing things. Prefer this __________________ * * *Joy and Sorrow are Inseparable

09-22-2015, 09:00 AM	#19557
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09-22-2015, 09:57 AM	#19558
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09-22-2015, 12:41 PM	#19559
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09-22-2015, 06:02 PM	#19560
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