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Old 10-13-2015, 02:08 PM   #19621
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It's not a matter who's wrong or right it's two people trying to resolve the issues.
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A toast to my dad.


He passed away a little over a year ago and was a die-hard St. Louis Cardinals baseball fan, back in the day he even tried out to be their shortstop. As some of you know, the Cardinals and Chicago Cubs are bitter rivals. The Cubs won the division last night without much effort. Cardinals going down with a whisper.

If my dad were here, he would have been a gentleman and toasted the hard work and talent of the Cubs for winning.

So, I will toast my dad. When he was younger, he resembled Jimmy Stewart. I love and miss you pops.



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You hear a lot about police dogs, but never about police cats.

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Customers shopping at a Target located in Campbell, California were shocked when audio from a porno began playing over the store’s loudspeakers. Gina Young, a woman who was shopping in the store with her two young sons, filmed footage of the incident and posted it on her Facebook. In the clip, moaning sounds and sexually explicit language emit loudly from the store’s speakers.


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Notice that the one who loved it sooooo much has a small, perky rack? Yeah, the rest of us not so much.
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Cereal free cereal! Lucky Charms giving the people what they want. I'm not so sure about this, thought it was a good balance, the cereal part and the uber sugary marshmallows.



Here is the size of my first order. No worries, it will take me more than a day to eat.



What a pretty box! Practiced saying "magically delicious" in front of the mirror for hours, so I could pull off telling folks I was Irish.

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Rand Paul. Pretty sure gays can go and do hair if they get fired from their job. (I-diot)

Rand Paul is still laboring under the delusion that he is running for president — did you see the “dumbass” livestream of his campaign day? Didn’t think so. Stumping at Drake University on Wednesday, he laid down some of that Serious Libertarian Free Market LOL business he’s known for, in his answer to a question about whether it’s OK for an employer to fire an otherwise qualified employee for EW GAY reasons. His answer? Let us parse it and point out the Badstupid things he says:

"I think really the things you do in your house, you could just leave those in your house and they wouldn’t have to be part of the workplace, to tell you the truth."

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Rand's special Aqua Buddha special snowflake self is delusional. Damn sure no self respecting gay does HIS hair. Oye!




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I have decided to quit smoking... Yesturday I smoked my last cig. Did really good allday. Then today I did pretty good till 15min. Ago & had to get one from my friend.. So I guess one slip up in 36hrs. Isnt to bad.. Wish me luck..
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"In 1808, Napoleon, running out of scenic holiday destinations to invade, somehow totally forgot about his neighbor to the south, Spain. So that year he dispatched his troops, kicking off the Peninsular War.

Only 20 years old and working as a barmaid in the town of Valdepenas, Juana Galan was not expecting a surge of French soldiers to come storming through her village. But on June 6, that’s exactly what happened. At that time, most of the men were fighting Napoleon’s forces elsewhere in the nation. Juana, unfazed by things like rifles and Frenchmen and French riflemen, began organizing the women in her village to form a trap for the approaching army.

When the army arrived, Juana and her friends were ready. They dumped boiling water and oil on the French troops, which by all accounts will instantly take the fight out of pretty much anyone. Then Juana, armed with only a batan, beat back the heavily armed French cavalry with her squad of village women, almost none of whom were armed with guns.
The French retreated, giving up on capturing not just Juana’s town but the entire province of La Mancha, leading to ultimate Spanish victory. Today, she is seen in Spain as a national hero, a symbol of resistance, strength, patriotism, feminism and hitting shit with a stick."
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