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1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. 2. Nothing stinks more than that moment during an argument when You realize you're wrong. 3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. 4. There is great need for a sarcasm font. 5. How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? 6. Was learning cursive really necessary? 7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood. 8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died. 9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired. 10. Bad decisions make good stories. 11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day. 12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again. 13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to. 14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this -- ever. 15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away? 16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste. 17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call. 18. My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad what would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I respond to that? 19. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.. 20. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay. |
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Blaze......that was hysterical!!!!!
That being said...... #5 ~ I can teach You THE coolest way to fold a fitted sheet.....all became clear to me after I learned! #6 ~ Yes. Because I'm far too lazy to pick up my pen after each letter. Jus' sayin'..... |
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12-10-2009, 04:21 PM | #463 |
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I've spent the past ten minutes or so wondering why nipples become erect in cold weather whereas dicks, if we're to believe everything we're told, tend to shrink.
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Coming home, yesterday, after finals to find the ceiling had caved in due to a frozen water pipe that decided to burst, was not my idea of a good time. Everything I owned was drenched in water. I would post pictures, but to heck if I can find the gallery around here in my frazzled state.
I did put a few pics on my facebook. I am so freakin tired, and YES I am bitching and complaining at the moment. I take a lot of stuff in stride, including this, but darn it, I am done with this flooded mess. I want a hot bath and some dry bedding to sleep in for the next couple of weeks until school starts again. Calgon - hell, anything, take me away!
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I'm having chicken browned in apricot perserves and butter over a salad. i can thank my pal, Wild Orchid for the recipe. Exquisite.
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This smiley reminds me of this past summer. I was helping a 4yr. old pick flowers for his mom. (friend of mine.) I was showing him how to smell them. I sniffed hard for effect and, snarfed an ant up my nose. What started out fun, turned into a whole lot of suck! Not only for me but, for the ant too, I'm sure.
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There are reasons I don't drink and read this thread. Ants up the nose...that's one of them.
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Ants in your nose are BAD! Ya know, they don't die just because you snarf them up your nose. They crawl around trying to get out! And when you feel that, let me tell you, it makes one gag, sneeze, cough, gag, gag, cough, sneeze, and so on. Until said ant is freed of its sinus passage challenge. Not recommended for the faint of heart. |
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I know he only snarfed the flowers up his nose. I DID notice. lol If anything like the other one ever happens, I hope I have a soft landing. I'm sure to pass out! |
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I was watching the movie "Pearl Harbor", and some other WW2 movies. Has anyone else noticed that the Japanese kamakazi pilots wore helmets? Why?
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on a lighter note........ still dealing with the goosebumps on words story.. whewww ........
hope you all have a enjoyable and safe friday...... and weekend. [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUtPKbMwnRo"]YouTube- A doggy Christmas surprise - Karácsonyi kutyás meglepetés[/ame]
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Scarlet Gal and me are gettin toasted on wine, listening to southern progressive blues and rock...mercy..now she's rollin joints
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