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Old 11-22-2009, 04:03 PM   #181
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Old 11-22-2009, 04:18 PM   #182
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So some chick shot and killed her girlfriend (here in KC) because she broke up with her. The girlfriend said, "I wanna break up", the chick replied, "then I have something for you". Two shots to the chest. WTF is wrong with people?

Might be another reason I am not into the local scene.
Hmm.. About 11 days ago, my partner of 12 years just asked me to be single. She's younger than I am by 12 years and she's a Butch going through midlife crisis in a big way.
The thought of killing the woman I've loved with all my heart for 12 years didn't even enter my mind. I've decided to be gracious and respectful to our years together and transition out the door.

Doesn't matter what orientation you are, a crime of passion is completely insane.
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Old 11-22-2009, 04:33 PM   #183
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Old 11-22-2009, 04:35 PM   #184
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Old 11-22-2009, 05:50 PM   #185
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being woken *before* the alarm by the phone and being rewarded by a soft sweet voice has put a smile on my face!

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Old 11-22-2009, 06:07 PM   #186
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Dang!! I held my finger down to long and the hotkey warning sound scared the crap outta me!!!
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Old 11-22-2009, 06:09 PM   #187
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Old 11-22-2009, 06:15 PM   #188
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Made me jump in my desk chair. I'm too old to get a fright like that. I might have a heart attack or something. Sheesh.
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Old 11-22-2009, 06:17 PM   #189
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Made me jump in my desk chair. I'm too old to get a fright like that. I might have a heart attack or something. Sheesh.
Turn the volume key down on yer hotkey then. We wouldn't want you to croke on us. That wouldn't be nice.
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Old 11-22-2009, 06:19 PM   #190
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oh i gotz loads of chit to say in this thread but first i must go OUTSIDE in the freaking cold azz weather and have a lil puff on a smoke!
During this excursion i shall try to think of something brilliant and amazing to say to Ya'll,lol



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Actually, I can't. I have a tv tuner in there, and it is all or nothing. I just have to remember to not rest my fingers on the keys while I am thinking. This is not the first time I have done this. Did it one time with Bob on my lap. Poor little guy got dumped into the floor. He was pissed.
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Old 11-22-2009, 07:00 PM   #192
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Any dog. Anywhere.

In any part of the country. Possibly in the world.

Feet smell like Fritos.

How is this possible?
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You mean to tell me if i get a puppy and smell it's feetsies, I will smell fritos?

just when i haven't got a dog with in a mile of me,lol
I wonder if the same is true of DayWalkers ?
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I am watching the Music Awards and Lady GaGa it's coming on and I am curious what she will do this time .
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just when i haven't got a dog with in a mile of me,lol
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LOL Are you smell'n Day's feet? Oh to be a fly on the wall @ your house... I hope He wakes up and hazy / dazily looks @ you... then drifts back into sleep just to question you later about what He thought may have been a dream.

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Ginger Snaps and a cup of earl grey for me!!! I don't really care for sweets. But I would never say no to a good banana pudding!!!
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Lorna Doones are shortbread cookies....not very sweet at all......especially not as sweet as Your nanner puddin'!

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