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If you bend it
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I happen to know from personal experience that if you bend it too much, it breaks.
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That's bent
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you rang?
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Welcome. This name suits you way better. (Because it's morbidish and weird.) Not that you couldn't be a good or otherwise Daddy or anything. I mean, I have no idea about that. Um. Anyway, e
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I would tell you to get bent but you wouldn't have to go far now would ya. Hey, Mr. Bent nice pig. It looks evil, I like it. |
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Nope. Never far for me!
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She put you up to that about mah pig, didn't she? Bet she gave you that dollar bill she stole from me out of the lint trap, too.
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I've been bent a few times in my life
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I thought it was if you.... the... ass it will come....
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Aughhh!
Just finding my new way around here... and I "think" you may have an "ass pirate" thread...
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OMFG!!!!!!!! I was only able to open that link ONCE! (OK, twice, but I gagged more the second time!!!)
BLECHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! *TOO f'n funny, 'cept for the guy that happened to... IF it is in fact, for REAL. Funny though, VERY FUNNY. (TBS spokesperson here!) |
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Looking deep into the abyss (twice) will cause gagging. Did I forget to mention that too? Hmmm
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