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Old 04-10-2012, 06:11 PM   #441
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I joined AARP today....they sent my card the week after my 50th birthday.

Snack teased me about it.....so I got him one too.

Take that!
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A friend's 13-year-old daughter asked, "What's it like to be grown up?"

I said, "It's not much different from being a kid except that you're busier and if you don't do your work and chores it matters more. And work is more boring than school."

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You know you're getting older when everyone around you is 20 years older and it matters more than it did 20 years ago.....ugh....
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when you have an email conversation with your best friend and it goes like this
(I was given permission to share this little exchange, my bf is not of this site.)

Her…OMG! I HAD TO FART HELLA BAD AND TRIED TO HOLD IT IN AND MAKE IT BACK TO MY DESK. DIDN'T HAPPEN. I TOOTED ALL
THE WAY BACK TO MY DESK HELLA LOUD. I AM GOING TO DIE OF EMBARRASSMENT.

Me—lol


Her-- THIS IS NOT FUNNY. IT JUST CAME ON. I HAVE GAS FROM HELL. MAYBE LUNCH. NOT EATING NUTRISYSTEM FOOD??
IDK. BUT I WANT TO GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I STINK UP THE WHOLE PLACE. I AM BURPING TOO.

Me- I CANT HELP IN IM BOUT TO CRY FROM SILENT LAUGHTER… POOR THING… Go potty honey

Her- there is a cloud surrounding my desk. i have a spray bottle for the bad ones but ppl are not stupid
they know i am sitting her farting my ass off. I can't help it. they are escaping. i went to the pharmacy
and bought some medicine but i will be gone before it starts to work. i only have a few minutes left.
i hope you have a good laugh to. I will when
I get home. but for now i will settle for no more loud ones. hahaha

you know your getting older when these kinds of exchanges are suddenly very normal...

I cant help if ive brought myself to tears with laughter...poor thing..

I hope only for a little laughter and no tot have offended anyone..
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Old 04-17-2012, 07:59 AM   #447
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haha I have so done this oops...
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with older, ... more charm. with older, ... more bold. with older, ... more ass.

now put all of those together and add butch.

you have an older charming bold assed butch.
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When you look in the mirror and see the faces of long departed family members staring back. When the hell did that happen?

And, when the distinguished salt and pepper hair has turned mostly white. WTF?!?



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Well from time to time, this birthday thing shows up and seems like the number just keeps going up. Otherwise I would have clue. *snicker*
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When I can hardly get myself off the floor when playing with my niece and nephew. Omg... Haha. I felt creaks and cracks and pain. So crazy!!!
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I did this yesterday, only I couldn't find my glass that were perched on top of my head, when I went into another room! LOL!
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I say "huh", or "what" alot with soft spoken people, especially to my wife. Or maybe it's just selective hearing..

On another note, one of the strange things I experience a lot is I hear better when I'm wearing my glasses....
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I was organizing books today in the second-hand store I volunteer in (it supports the local food bank) when I heard myself say: "I'm sitting down on the floor now to do the bottom shelves. If you don't see me in an hour or so, come and see if I'm stuck down here."
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On another note, one of the strange things I experience a lot is I hear better when I'm wearing my glasses....
LOL! My Maori Grandmother used to put her glasses on when answering the phone; she said she could here better with them on... admittedly she was in her 70s, lol!
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When your nephew asks if your 50 yet?

You respond "No honey, I'll be fifty next year"

Then he says " are you dumb"? 1964 to 2012 is 48!

DOH!!! How and when did I forget how old I was?

Cool beans I'm 48 for another year!!!!
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