That awkward moment when.....

buttercupmuffin · 01-14-2012, 10:30 AM

Very simple game, start with "That awkward moment when...." and add something that you've actually awkwardly experienced or something others can relate too!

That awkward moment when you realize that your fly has been down all day......

...and go!

Scuba · 01-14-2012, 10:39 AM

That awkward moment when you realize you put your underwear on backwards...

dixie · 01-14-2012, 10:43 AM

dixie · 01-14-2012, 10:48 AM

Novelafemme · 01-14-2012, 10:55 AM

that awkward moment when you realize the itty bitty fart you let slip was not only silent AND violent but a mushroom cloud of stench filled red arrows pointing directly at you.

buttercupmuffin · 01-14-2012, 10:45 AM

That awkward moment when you see that the person you were calling out too in a stranger rather than your friend.

Novelafemme · 01-14-2012, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by scubadyke

That awkward moment when you realize you put your underwear on backwards...

i did this recently but with my daughters undies. i finally had to take them off at work 'cause i just couldn't take it anymore.

Hollylane · 01-14-2012, 11:02 AM

That awkward moment when you realize that someone does remember you, and your first meeting was a not so flattering moment in your life.

buttercupmuffin · 01-14-2012, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Hollylane

That awkward moment when you realize that someone does remember you, and your first meeting was a not so flattering moment in your life.

Oooo! Or that awkward moment when you run into someone who knows you and you, for the life of you can't remember who the eff they are!

Scuba · 01-14-2012, 11:07 AM

That awkward moment when you realize you just sent the text meant for your girlfriend to your brother..

buttercupmuffin · 01-14-2012, 11:02 AM

That awkward moment when sneeze in public and it turns out to be a nasal explosion with no kleenex in sight.

buttercupmuffin · 01-14-2012, 10:55 AM

That awkward moment when you realize that that wasn't really a fart...

JAGG · 01-20-2012, 12:52 PM

When you pull into the parking spot right next to the guy who just cut you and 3 other cars off to fly into that parking lot.

Miss Scarlett · 01-20-2012, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by JAGG

When you pull into the parking spot right next to the guy who just cut you and 3 other cars off to fly into that parking lot.

Oh i can so relate to this but as the one who cut someone off...

Several years ago i cut someone off in the parking lot at my office building (i was running late for work and Mom had to be in Court) only to discover that evening (on the first night of the new semester)the person i cut off was my new Constitutional Law instructor...Needless to say that awkward moment left me with thinking twice before i do that again..LOL

Sassy · 01-20-2012, 05:34 PM

that awkward moment when ...

... you're gearing up to give a new staff member a good chastising for constantly being late to for their shift and slacking off on the job ... and they stop you mid-sentence to politely say they're turning in their notice.

(On one hand, "yay!" no more slacker. On the other hand... dammit, I was just getting geared up ... now I have to go find someone else to yell at. *laughs*)

JAGG · 02-10-2012, 11:00 AM

When you're washing your hands and in the restroom mirror you notice something hanging out of your nose. Then you wonder how long its been there, who else might have seen it, and why didn't anyone tell you.

ruby_woo · 02-10-2012, 11:44 AM

When your new rubber rain boots make farty noises when you walk, and you notice people seem to be keeping their distance from you. It's the boots, I swear!

1QuirkyKiwi · 02-10-2012, 01:03 PM

I’ve a works do coming up; well, two for the different regions I work in….I couldn’t decide whether to buy something ‘off the peg’ or make something. Either way, it has to be formal evening wear as the evening is a black tie for the men/Butches and LBD/evening gown for the ladies.

I’m looking through some options and as I hate shopping, I’m fraying at the edges, so, I try to inject a little humour into the situation….hmmm! …. OK! So, maybe it wasn’t the best thing to say in jest in a busy clothing store….I show K an outfit gesticulation in an over the top, fun way and say: “Would my bum look big in this?”
K looks and replies: “ABSOOOOLUTELY it will! The more to see the merrier!” I saucily sway my ample derriere at her and then another woman shopper says: “The cheek of some people! Has that woman NO decency at all? What a rude thing to say about her bottom! Some friend she is!” The woman then says to me: “Wear a longer top to even out your undesirable bits!”

I don’t have any undesirable bits and K doesn’t think so, either, lol!

It’s a lot less hassle to make something, soooo, I’m going for a lace and satin number, lol!

Kenna · 01-16-2014, 08:40 PM

That awkward moment when ....this Femme yells out OH MY GOD, I'VE GOT A HARD ON!! I WANT THAT!!! then she discovers her roommate's door wasn't shut and he heard EVERYTHING !

(I am not responsible for my spontaneous excitement when loopy on pain meds)

cinnamongrrl · 04-11-2014, 09:07 AM

That ohhh so awkward moment.....

I was at wally world.... in a big hurry...walked in the lady's room and found they had.... remodeled. I was JUST thinking...hmmm those are some funny sinks....when it struck me... I was in the men's room

I hurried my happy ass out of there...and OF COURSE....no one saw me go in to stop me.. but when I came out there were 3 cashiers staring....one of them is particularly witty (and knows me since I'm there wayyyy too much) and says...."well...I had no idea that's how you rolled...."

Well, at least now I know what it looks like.....ahem

01-14-2012, 10:30 AM	#1
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01-14-2012, 10:39 AM	#2
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buttercupmuffin Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Ontario Posts: 142 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 175 Thanked 241 Times in 41 Posts Rep Power: 2482041	That awkward moment when you see that the person you were calling out too in a stranger rather than your friend.

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01-20-2012, 05:34 PM	#15
Sassy Member How Do You Identify?: Female Relationship Status: Together Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: In the sunshine Posts: 598 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 815 Thanked 1,928 Times in 460 Posts Rep Power: 19641162	that awkward moment when ... ... you're gearing up to give a new staff member a good chastising for constantly being late to for their shift and slacking off on the job ... and they stop you mid-sentence to politely say they're turning in their notice. (On one hand, "yay!" no more slacker. On the other hand... dammit, I was just getting geared up ... now I have to go find someone else to yell at. laughs)

02-10-2012, 11:00 AM	#16
JAGG Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: JAGG Relationship Status: =) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Tulsa (cat free zone) Posts: 6,093 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 18,651 Thanked 17,545 Times in 4,142 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	When you're washing your hands and in the restroom mirror you notice something hanging out of your nose. Then you wonder how long its been there, who else might have seen it, and why didn't anyone tell you. __________________ I don't want to spend my life with someone I can live with, I want to spend my life with someone I can't live without.

02-10-2012, 11:44 AM	#17
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02-10-2012, 01:03 PM	#18
1QuirkyKiwi Senior Member How Do You Identify?: BBW. Unique femininity that does not encompass the western paradigm. Preferred Pronoun?: Anything Respectful! Relationship Status: Single, Happy, not Desparate or Looking, but Open to Possibilities... Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Europe and Aotearoa on a 5:2 ratio. Posts: 2,308 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,003 Thanked 6,035 Times in 1,617 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	I’ve a works do coming up; well, two for the different regions I work in….I couldn’t decide whether to buy something ‘off the peg’ or make something. Either way, it has to be formal evening wear as the evening is a black tie for the men/Butches and LBD/evening gown for the ladies. I’m looking through some options and as I hate shopping, I’m fraying at the edges, so, I try to inject a little humour into the situation….hmmm! …. OK! So, maybe it wasn’t the best thing to say in jest in a busy clothing store….I show K an outfit gesticulation in an over the top, fun way and say: “Would my bum look big in this?” K looks and replies: “ABSOOOOLUTELY it will! The more to see the merrier!” I saucily sway my ample derriere at her and then another woman shopper says: “The cheek of some people! Has that woman NO decency at all? What a rude thing to say about her bottom! Some friend she is!” The woman then says to me: “Wear a longer top to even out your undesirable bits!” I don’t have any undesirable bits and K doesn’t think so, either, lol! It’s a lot less hassle to make something, soooo, I’m going for a lace and satin number, lol! __________________ What will make the difference to me is your strength of character and what's in your heart...

01-16-2014, 08:40 PM	#19
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04-11-2014, 09:07 AM	#20
cinnamongrrl Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: cleverly disguised as a responsible adult* Preferred Pronoun?: wild woman Relationship Status: No, thank you. Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: in my heart I'm going to Carolina...but I'm in MA for now Posts: 7,573 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 14,877 Thanked 27,396 Times in 6,872 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	That ohhh so awkward moment..... I was at wally world.... in a big hurry...walked in the lady's room and found they had.... remodeled. I was JUST thinking...hmmm those are some funny sinks....when it struck me... I was in the men's room I hurried my happy ass out of there...and OF COURSE....no one saw me go in to stop me.. but when I came out there were 3 cashiers staring....one of them is particularly witty (and knows me since I'm there wayyyy too much) and says...."well...I had no idea that's how you rolled...." Well, at least now I know what it looks like.....ahem __________________