How do you know when you are getting older? - Page 41

girlin2une · 07-09-2015, 06:52 PM

my kids asking me if everything was grey when I was a little girl...

JDeere · 07-09-2015, 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by girlin2une

my kids asking me if everything was grey when I was a little girl...

LOL do they think you are that old?

TruTexan · 07-09-2015, 07:51 PM

when you pee a bit on yourself when you laugh too hard. hahahahahhaah

girlin2une · 07-09-2015, 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by JDeere

LOL do they think you are that old?

I guess the mid 70's was the stone age!

MysticOceansFL · 07-09-2015, 09:29 PM

When you move around and pop and make a cracking noise!

Degotoga · 07-10-2015, 02:24 PM

When you come off with a great one-liner from a movie you saw several years ago and, after being met with blank stares, you suddenly realize the people you just said it to weren't even born yet or they were still in diapers.

C0LLETTE · 07-10-2015, 02:55 PM

You know it when the bus driver yells out "Isn't anyone going to give that old woman a seat?"

Ginger · 07-10-2015, 03:43 PM

When you run into your 20-something neighbor with his bike and you mention that you ride several times a week too and he says in what is meant to be a supportive tone but comes off incredibly patronizing, "Good for you!"

JDeere · 07-11-2015, 01:08 AM

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Originally Posted by girlin2une

I guess the mid 70's was the stone age!

Lol i guess it was

cinnamongrrl · 07-11-2015, 05:39 AM

Now, on nights I stay out late, I wake up wishing I could hold out a coffee cup (while still in bed) and have it magically filled with good, strong, coffee.....

If I want coffee I have to meander down to the local restaurant. I STILL don't know how to use my French press....sigh

Blade · 07-24-2015, 03:37 PM

Things that normally, normally being pre 50, wouldn't have phased me, irritate the snot out of me now.

Like the first thing that comes to mind is children. I love children and they love me. BUT, when I go out to eat, I mean even at a place you expect there to be children, it drives me nuts to hear them whining or showing out or running around playing in a restaurant. Usually it irritates me more with their parents than with the child.

This is just one thing that pops into mind there are many more. LOL

C0LLETTE · 08-04-2015, 07:30 PM

When your Doctor doesn't want to schedule you for your next annual medical.

JDeere · 08-04-2015, 07:41 PM

When small things annoy the hell out of you!

Kelt · 08-04-2015, 08:06 PM

When you become the parent of your parent.

Bèsame* · 08-04-2015, 09:01 PM

when the doctor tells me that I'm 5 years late from having that exam! What?

Ascot · 08-04-2015, 09:34 PM

I still wear a watch. That pretty much marks me as "older".

Jesse · 08-04-2015, 10:37 PM

It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.

Jesse · 08-05-2015, 06:23 PM

You wake up looking like your drivers license picture.

You are proud of your lawnmower!

You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.

You wonder how you could be over the hill when you don't even remember being on top of it.

The twinkle in your eye is merely a reflection from the sun on your bifocals.

C0LLETTE · 08-05-2015, 07:39 PM

You know you're getting older when you find jokes about getting older, hilarious.

Enchantress · 08-10-2015, 07:20 PM

You know you're getting older, when the floor that used to be your friend, turns against you (i.e. joints creak and knees hurt when you get up). It's sad when friends turn against friends ...

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