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O June, how you charm me!
That would be wonderful, as I've always wanted to marry a virgin.
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Totally hated looking at Buck Angel's pictures on the interwebnetz.
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Upon reading June's "bodice" post, I did not think at all of the way balls smell strangely of alfalfa sprouts and moist earth.
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I'm really enamored of the manner in which my lady manages to references balls and their "organic" odor at every opportunity.
I don't at all wonder what she's doing while I'm at work.
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11-14-2009, 11:38 AM | #65 |
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June clearly knows me not at all.
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I'm not laughing either.
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I really don't love the witty zingers from June and e
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I don't either, which is why I am sorry I made this thread.
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I just totally enjoy femmes that can lie
I prefer sushi to any other edible thing in the world. Fish are only good when served on a plate. I am the most non contrary individual you will ever meet and you will love me for it! I graduated in the bottom 2% of my high school class and have been succeeding at failure ever since. My real name is Ophelia Wiermirsckirshan and u wonder why people call me Dean!
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My name is Ophelia Wiermirsckirshan, so I know you're lying.
ppffttt.
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I really love all humans. I hate dogs and cats
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hmmmm
I would never eat Thai Food
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I am not entertained by this thread... it doesn't make me laugh in uncontrollable fits that last more then ten minutes... it doesn't make me cry and doesn't then give me a headache..I hate this thread... and I think you all are very boring people and should stop posting all together...
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rubber.ducky does not make me think rubber.dicky every time I see it.
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I am Betty Crocker in the kitchen. I cooked a huge elaborate meal tonight. I am not sitting here eating gummy bears. I am sitting here totally nekkid while doing school work, though.
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I really love that the mother in law starts talking before her eyes open.
I really love that she adores all things Jesus-tacky-esque... and that my heart sings when she comes in the door talking about how "I found the PURDIEST picture today... it was Jesus, on a rock, in a stream, with two little children." It doesn't make my skin crawl at all. I love that as we restore a room in the house, its a race for us to get something up on the walls before the Jesus in a stream picture is purchased. I hate that she has a good heart and means well. |
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I didn't just screw up Diva's Scrabble Slam thread.
I totally knew how to play the game and I certainly don't feel like an idiot. Mare is not singing "shame, shame, shame .. you messed the game, you messed the game" and poking fun at me this morning. I am NOT laughing about this because I have no sense of humor whatsoever.
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I so happy to not be able to sleep anymore
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