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When you don't have plans for New Years Eve, away from the living room.
When you doubt you'll even be awake at midnight, but maybe.
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when i started having to use wrinkle cream... oh wait that is a scar not a wrinkle! Still best to be proactive.
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When you stay indoors on new years eve, and leave the night to the youngins... Also, you dont mind passing out before midnight.
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You know you're getting old when...
...you're ready for bed long before midnight on NYE.
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When sitting at home all weekend is just fine. You don't always have to be doing something or going somewhere
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When the big stuff is paid for and you dont fret over losing a days pay over inclement weather. And it feels damn good.
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when: you wake up and go back to bed after a cup of coffee in the morning, and your not even sick. lol
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When you find yourself saying "Turn that down please." ...."HEY, turn that down."...."TURN THE DAMN THING DOWN NOW!"
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My Get Up and Go Has Got Up and Went
How do I know that my youth is all spent? Well, my get up and go has got up and went, But in spite of it all I am able to grin. When I think of the places my get up has been. Old age is golden, So I've heard said But sometimes I wonder, as I get into bed. With my ears in a drawer, my teeth in a cup And my eyes on the table until I wake up. Ere sleep dims my eyes I say to myself "Is there anything else I can put on the shelf?" And I'm happy to say as I close the door "My friends are the same, perhaps even more." When I was a young thing my slippers were red, I could kick my heels as high as my head. Then when I was older, my slippers were blue, But still I could walk the whole day through. Now I'm still older, my slippers are black. I walk to the store and puff my way back. The reason I know my youth is all spent, My get up and go has got up and went. But really, I don't mind when I think with a grin, Of all the grand places my get up has been. Since I have retired from life's competition I busy myself with complete repetition. I get up each morning and dust off my wits, Pick up the paper and read the 'obits', If my name is missing I know I'm not dead So I eat a good breakfast and go back to bed.
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It surprises me how i think of seasons now. Or at least on a deeper level
When i was a kid, i enjoyed Summer - swimming, playing, shorts, bathing suits, vacations; Fall - Halloween, cool temps, fall leaves; Winter - snowmen, white landscapes, cozy fires; Spring - pretty flowers, feeling warm again, summer is coming. The older i get, the seasons are changing into Summer heat and difficulty breathing in humidity; Fall - watching the trees melt away and become sticks that will stand in hibernation throughout the winter; Winter - ice storms and bone chilling cold and ugly landscapes and terrifying driving; Spring - allergies, pollen on my car, getting the yard mowed. It's funny how priorities change as we age, but i never really realized until this morning how the season's change in thought patterns... I want to go back to when i was younger in my thinking... I'll have to see if i can't get that glass 1/2 full again.
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lol, I want the drivers of cars with thumping stereos ticketed for disturbing my peace and quiet. I'm not sure when I turned into such a cranky old biddy.
lol, I also find myself lamenting the state of "these youths today." The hilarious part is that I'm not even 40 yet, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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