Diva's Thousand Post Party!!

Diva · 11-29-2009, 01:32 PM

Those of You who know me and even some who don't (and say they do) know that I will use ANY damn excuse to throw a party!

So when someone said to me...."my GOD, Diva, don't You EVER shut~up?" and pointed out that I had nearly 1,000 Planet Posts (that should be some sort of currency, if You ask me!), I thought that this is as good a reason to throw a party as ANY!!!

So let the insanity and merriment begin!!! Our first Cyber Party!!!

I'm gonna order cake.....cuz that's just the way I roll!

Surayna · 11-29-2009, 01:36 PM

I'll set up the refreshments table!

This sounds like fun!

Just_G · 11-29-2009, 01:37 PM

If there is cake, you know I will be there! Will there be party hats? Whistles? Dancing? oooooo, let's samba!!

Diva · 11-29-2009, 01:41 PM

I think it would be festive for everyone to make their own party hat......knock yerselves out!

Queerasfck · 11-29-2009, 01:44 PM

Diva,

I know this has been a long hard journey and that you have made many, many sacrifices for your goal (sleepless nights, calling in sick to work, eating dinner in front of the laptop) all for the sake of keeping up your high daily average and the ultimate post goal today, 1,000 posts. Even the longest journey begins with a single step. Good luck the rest of the way!!!

Diva · 11-29-2009, 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EzeeTiger

Diva,

I know this has been a long hard journey and that you have made many, many sacrifices for your goal (sleepless nights, calling in sick to work, eating dinner in front of the laptop) all for the sake of keeping up your high daily average and the ultimate post goal today, 1,000 posts. Even the longest journey begins with a single step. Good luck the rest of the way!!!

Clearly, You know my struggle and sacrifice...and bloody finger~tips for The Cause.

I need a tissue.
Hold me.

MsDemeanor · 11-29-2009, 01:48 PM

Girl, you are too fuckin' funny.

evolveme · 11-29-2009, 01:49 PM

Dear Diva,

I will only attend if you promise to post in pink, set out virtual plates and napkins, and offer cupcakes that none of us can really eat, but will pretend to, because we're just as big of on-line goobers as you are.

I want the cupcakes to be strawberry.

Because those, too, would be pink.

And I want you to do a lot of this nonsense:

*running around filling everyone's cups and flirting coyly*

These are my demands. I'll let you know if I have anymore.

,

e

Blaze · 11-29-2009, 01:49 PM

Well hellsbells! I think I made a bet on 2556 1/2 post by the end of the year on the bet sheet. The 1/2 was because you were gonna be in mid sentence when the New Years clock strikes midnight...

But im in for the celebration! I will return, I have to get into the attic to look for cool things to make my hate with!

evolveme · 11-29-2009, 01:51 PM

*running into the thread to see if Diva is reading me*

*running back out*

Just_G · 11-29-2009, 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva

I think it would be festive for everyone to make their own party hat......knock yerselves out!

Um, this is a party thread, not Diva's craft corner..

I don't do crafts at parties...let alone have the supplies to do so. I have a nailer, some 2x4s, and and some PVC pipe....not so much crafty stuff. I don't even have a newspaper to fold into a party hat!!

Diva · 11-29-2009, 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MsDemeanor

Girl, you are too fuckin' funny.

It is a cross I must bear. And yet....<misty~eyed> I find I MUST bear it! And bear it GLADLY!

Quote:

Originally Posted by evolveme

Dear Diva,

I will only attend if you promise to post in pink, set out virtual plates and napkins, and offer cupcakes that none of us can really eat, but will pretend to, because we're just as big of on-line goobers as you are.

I want the cupcakes to be strawberry.

Because those, too, would be pink.

And I want you to do a lot of this nonsense:

*running around filling everyone's cups and flirting coyly*

These are my demands. I'll let you know if I have anymore.

,

e

Precious e.....

Because I live to serve Your silly ass I find myself unable to stop posting in pink....I shall serve all of the Pink Food Groups.....the strawberries....the raspberries....the Little Debbie Snowballs in all of their creamy goodness.....and heart~shaped cookies with pink Royal Icing a la Martha Stewart (of course!)......

I will be Princess Coy Flirt~a~Licious....complete with Party Tiara....

And I shall come riding (Yes, I said "come".) in on my Unicorn Steed, which will be farting all manner of sparkly items.....for The Cause.
Your humble RIGHTTTTTT Servantess

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blaze

Well hellsbells! I think I made a bet on 2556 1/2 post by the end of the year on the bet sheet. The 1/2 was because you were gonna be in mid sentence when the New Years clock strikes midnight...

But im in for the celebration! I will return, I have to get into the attic to look for cool things to make my hate with!

HA!!! "...to look for cool things to make your 'HATE' with."

I love a good Freudian slip! And matching garter belt, too!

The Party....she is a~startin'!!!!

Legendryder · 11-29-2009, 02:00 PM

Dang, where do you find time to do anything else? Type much?

Diva · 11-29-2009, 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evolveme

*running into the thread to see if Diva is reading me*

*running back out*

No.
I wasn't.
You cannot control The Diva, e!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Just_G

Um, this is a party thread, not Diva's craft corner..

I don't do crafts at parties...let alone have the supplies to do so. I have a nailer, some 2x4s, and and some PVC pipe....not so much crafty stuff. I don't even have a newspaper to fold into a party hat!!

MUST I do EVERYthing?
I swear, G, You DRIVE me to consume chocolate!!!

Diva · 11-29-2009, 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Legendryder

Dang, where do you find time to do anything else? Type much?

1. I multi~task.
2. I have a Cabana Boy.
3. I don't have a life.
4. It's Sunday.

Dean Thoreau · 11-29-2009, 02:12 PM

Strolls in to Diva's party>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Flower's for the lovely girl Diva

May you reach 2000 posts any minute now!

Luvs ya
Dean

Blaze · 11-29-2009, 02:17 PM

lmao I meant Hat, for cry'in out loud, you knew that, I hate nothing!
Umm well, ~thinking~ I hate that I have to climb my happy Azz up into the attic.

Pixie · 11-29-2009, 02:22 PM

Prances in...never can attend too many Diva parties!!!

weatherboi · 11-29-2009, 02:26 PM

Good for you for making the community swirl and twirl!! I always get a kick outta reading your stuff!!

Blaze · 11-29-2009, 02:26 PM

If my daughter is, then I'm in, even dyslexic people can party too! As I am still trying to figure out if my hat is gonna erk me or not. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhsh Diva, im concentrating, ohhhhh and I better do the spell check thingy....

11-29-2009, 01:32 PM	#1
Diva Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Diva Preferred Pronoun?: Diva Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Chez Diva Posts: 11,879 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,263 Thanked 17,180 Times in 5,238 Posts Rep Power: 0	Diva's Thousand Post Party!! Those of You who know me and even some who don't (and say they do) know that I will use ANY damn excuse to throw a party! So when someone said to me...."my GOD, Diva, don't You EVER shut~up?" and pointed out that I had nearly 1,000 Planet Posts (that should be some sort of currency, if You ask me!), I thought that this is as good a reason to throw a party as ANY!!! So let the insanity and merriment begin!!! Our first Cyber Party!!! I'm gonna order cake.....cuz that's just the way I roll!

11-29-2009, 01:36 PM	#2
Surayna Member How Do You Identify?: Femme - babygirl Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: Incredibly content, amazingly happy, and loved by some wonderful people! Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: PNW Posts: 179 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 93 Thanked 82 Times in 36 Posts Rep Power: 16	I'll set up the refreshments table! This sounds like fun! __________________ "The more you love, the more you can love – and the more intensely you love." ~Lazarus Long~ "Love is more than three words mumbled before bedtime. Love is sustained by action, a pattern of devotion in the things we do for each other every day." ~Nicholas Sparks~ "Bite Marks Are Love Notes Written In Flesh" ~anonymous~

11-29-2009, 01:37 PM	#3
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11-29-2009, 01:44 PM	#5
Queerasfck Senior Member How Do You Identify?: still ballin' Relationship Status: Triple X Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: west side Posts: 2,544 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,716 Thanked 6,497 Times in 1,639 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Your call of duty Diva, I know this has been a long hard journey and that you have made many, many sacrifices for your goal (sleepless nights, calling in sick to work, eating dinner in front of the laptop) all for the sake of keeping up your high daily average and the ultimate post goal today, 1,000 posts. Even the longest journey begins with a single step. Good luck the rest of the way!!!

11-29-2009, 01:49 PM	#8
evolveme Member How Do You Identify?: honeysuckle venom Preferred Pronoun?: a pistol and a sugar cane Relationship Status: I promise to aid and abet Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: in between poems where ceilings are floors and joe ghost floats achromatic toward day Posts: 514 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 229 Thanked 737 Times in 228 Posts Rep Power: 288948	Dear Diva, I will only attend if you promise to post in pink, set out virtual plates and napkins, and offer cupcakes that none of us can really eat, but will pretend to, because we're just as big of on-line goobers as you are. I want the cupcakes to be strawberry. Because those, too, would be pink. And I want you to do a lot of this nonsense: running around filling everyone's cups and flirting coyly These are my demands. I'll let you know if I have anymore. , e __________________ Class, race, sexuality, gender and all other categories by which we categorize and dismiss each other need to be excavated from the inside. - Dorothy Allison

11-29-2009, 01:41 PM	#4
Diva Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Diva Preferred Pronoun?: Diva Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Chez Diva Posts: 11,879 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,263 Thanked 17,180 Times in 5,238 Posts Rep Power: 0	*I think it would be festive for everyone to make their own party hat......knock yerselves out!*

11-29-2009, 01:48 PM	#7
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11-29-2009, 01:49 PM	#9
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11-29-2009, 01:51 PM	#10
evolveme Member How Do You Identify?: honeysuckle venom Preferred Pronoun?: a pistol and a sugar cane Relationship Status: I promise to aid and abet Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: in between poems where ceilings are floors and joe ghost floats achromatic toward day Posts: 514 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 229 Thanked 737 Times in 228 Posts Rep Power: 288948	running into the thread to see if Diva is reading me running back out __________________ Class, race, sexuality, gender and all other categories by which we categorize and dismiss each other need to be excavated from the inside. - Dorothy Allison

11-29-2009, 02:00 PM	#13
Legendryder Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Queen City, MO Posts: 420 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 14 Thanked 969 Times in 261 Posts Rep Power: 7270130	Dang, where do you find time to do anything else? Type much?

11-29-2009, 02:12 PM	#16
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11-29-2009, 02:17 PM	#17
Blaze Senior Member How Do You Identify?: With my drivers Lic. Preferred Pronoun?: Gentleman.. Depends on the Situation. Relationship Status: Last Rodeo, what a ride, many sunrises & sunsets to be had... Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: where a realtor had me sign the dotted line Posts: 1,901 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,466 Thanked 5,470 Times in 1,450 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	lmao I meant Hat, for cry'in out loud, you knew that, I hate nothing! Umm well, ~thinking~ I hate that I have to climb my happy Azz up into the attic.

11-29-2009, 02:22 PM	#18
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11-29-2009, 02:26 PM	#19
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