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Old 11-19-2011, 12:28 PM   #101
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Old 11-19-2011, 12:31 PM   #102
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Spam fritters are a very private and very rare 'pleasure'.

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Spam fritters are a very private and very rare 'pleasure'.

Now if you were coming to dinner m'dear there'd be:


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omg AND it's vintage. that's worth a shag and please do not muddy up osetra with smoked salmon
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omg AND it's vintage. that's worth a shag and please do not muddy up osetra with smoked salmon

Of course it's vintage. What else would one ply a vintner with as a pre shag drink?

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there only two places to have that. in bed or in an abandoned asylum. i can't decide which.

hey! this is sposed to be the horrible food thread not the how to shag a bird food thread.
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there only two places to have that. in bed or in an abandoned asylum. i can't decide which.

hey! this is sposed to be the horrible food thread not the how to shag a bird food thread.




In my experience many folks think fish eggs are a horrible food. Does that redeem me within the thread then?
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In my experience many folks think fish eggs are a horrible food. Does that redeem me within the thread then?


you're right. i hadn't thought of that... and a delightfully interesting perspective
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there only two places to have that. in bed or in an abandoned asylum. i can't decide which.

How about on a bed in an abandoned asylum?


Now what the hell is this all about?

Bread pudding flavour??

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How about on a bed in an abandoned asylum?



Now what the hell is this all about?

Bread pudding flavour??


brilliant! the bed asylum thing not the bread pudding flavour. still i'd rather eat that yogurt than this:




mmmmmm delish.
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...still i'd rather eat that yogurt than this:




mmmmmm delish.
Oh my Lord!



There are those that say every part of the pig can be eaten...all except the oink.

Wasn't impressed with these when we were in Madrid

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this is a holiday dish somewhere in the world.

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I'm sooo not 'quoting' that picture. I gipped* a little bit at that one


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OMG, I was ordering at a new (to me) sushi restaurant last night, and honest to God, along with the 'Arkansas Roll" and "Conway Roll" and even the "Crawfish Roll", there was a ....wait for it..... Spam Roll!!!

So not right, on so many levels!
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speaking of smoked food.....another disgusting holiday dish. people slather them in bbq sauce, wrap them in bacon, put them on top of noodly stuff with cheese like products. ugh
or wrapped in Crescent Rolls, as in "Pigs in a Blanket"
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what the hell is that?
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or wrapped in Crescent Rolls, as in "Pigs in a Blanket"
Proper butcher made sausages and decent dry cured bacon make (UK version) pigs in blankets in this house. However, nary a noodle, cheese or bbq sauce go anywhere near my porcine treats.


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what the hell is that?
Pot Noodle is vile at any time of year...how they can make a Christmas flavour is beyond me. Do you lot have Pot Noodle over there?
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Proper butcher made sausages and decent dry cured bacon make (UK version) pigs in blankets in this house. However, nary a noodle, cheese or bbq sauce go anywhere near my porcine treats.



Pot Noodle is vile at any time of year...how they can make a Christmas flavour is beyond me. Do you lot have Pot Noodle over there?


LOL @ porcine treats. pot noodle sounds like marijuana spaghetti and i shall pass even if it's christmas flavored whatever the hell that means *dies laffin*
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LOL @ porcine treats. pot noodle sounds like marijuana spaghetti and i shall pass even if it's christmas flavored whatever the hell that means *dies laffin*
Pot Noodle is an instant noodle fast food. Full of E numbers and beloved of students, teenagers and yes, stoners, all over the land. I haven't had a Pot Noodle since I was a teenager.



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