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Rook · 05-10-2010, 08:15 AM

gotta love baby dykes & puppy love..

BornBronson · 05-10-2010, 08:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Rook

I do Agree with Hawking on those Aliens...
Sometimes it's best left alone...
I mean c'mon..if early Explorers fucked over the Natives, can u imagine E.T.???

Somebody fucked over the Natives??? Are they still here?,point'em out!!!

This Elena Kagan,there's something I like about her.

moxie · 05-10-2010, 06:58 PM

I need some tickets to the gun show.

Pixie · 05-10-2010, 10:32 PM

*Currently inventing the over analyzer emergency shut off switch*

Rook · 05-10-2010, 11:07 PM

i forgot how pathetically funny ren & stimpy show is lol

AtLast · 05-10-2010, 11:35 PM

Random Pooh-Pah!

Butterbean · 05-11-2010, 01:30 AM

So, this black teenage kitty appeared a few days ago. She's scrawny and has a hunchback and never stops meowing. As cats go, she's got a face only a mother could love.

Today, she and my dog made friends..and she decided she likes me. She came in the house everytime I opened the door while I was trying to hang laundry. She seems to enjoy my ankles. She's lonely. She wants to be heard. She smacks up the dog when necessary.

She lets me pet her and isn't feral. I have no idea where she came from. Tonight, I noticed her humpback is due to a large cyst or spongy growth on her shoulder blade. It's not painful to the touch and she's full of energy so I'm not sure what to make of it.

I told her if she's still around in the morning, I'll take her to the vet. Bear in mind, I don't want a cat. They make me itch. They leave hair on my pillow. They get on the counters at night. I like feral cats..who live outside.

The cat and my dog are obsessed with each other and are communicating through the kitchen window. The cats sits on the chair on the patio on the outside of the window..and BLossom sits on the chair at the table in the kitchen. And, they communicate. A lot.

I've been sneaking around my kitchen for the last 3-4 hours. The cat has been eating at the feeders, sitting on the patio chair, and now she's in the entryway off the kitchen. Resting comfortably. She doesn't appear to have plans to go anywhere. I hesitate to have her in the house until she is checked over by a vet..but I feel awful thinking about her out there.

I have company arriving Wednesday. I need a mani/pedi. Blossom is getting a bath and a shave.

Blossom just had a $260.00 surgery bill and needs shots in June. She has an Secondary AV heart block and her vet care is expensive.

I DON"T NEED A $300.00 VET BILL FOR A SCRAWNY HUNCHBACK CAT!!!!

Yet this kitty has adopted us. Blossom has adopted her. Try as I might, I can't NOT like this cat.

Ughhh... I might have been adopted against my will. Again. Sigh, I'm taking a comforter out there for her to sleep on.

.

Rook · 05-11-2010, 11:51 AM

figures..I stay home cuz it's pissing cats and dogs....and the sun starts shining by 2 pm..

Random · 05-11-2010, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Butterbean

The cat and my dog are obsessed with each other and are communicating through the kitchen window. The cats sits on the chair on the patio on the outside of the window..and BLossom sits on the chair at the table in the kitchen. And, they communicate. A lot..

I once had an orange stripped tom cat fall madly, head over ass, in love with a wiener dog who lived across the street..

His love was returned...

It was the strangest thing to watch..

Sis would start pawing at the door and meowing up a storm when his star crossed mate was outside... The lil dog would do a mad dash for our door as soon as she was let out...

Sigh...

*No interspecies hook ups were the result of this love.. they just wanted to be together*

Andrew, Jr. · 05-11-2010, 01:21 PM

You cannot fight Mother Nature. No way no how. Mother Nature wins all the time.

WingsOnFire · 05-11-2010, 05:10 PM

What causes ants to invade ones home when it rains?!?!? Ughh... sigh...

Enchantress · 05-11-2010, 06:46 PM

Setting the scene:

Early, Monday morning.

Me: Guest bedroom in a twin bed (at my parents)

Me: Rolling over to get comfortable (blissfully sleepy)

The mattress: Not completely centered on the bed. 4 or so inches hanging over the edge of the box spring (unbeknownst to me).

Me: suddenly falling (on my back) slowly as the mattress wedges itself on one side between the bed and me and the closet on the other side.

Me: Panic begins to saturate my being as pillows topple onto me posing possible suffocation issues.

Me: thinking "I'm falling and I can't get up"

Me: wrestling desperately with the top heavy mattress in the hopes of making my way to safety.

Me: Finally finding an *out*

My dog: Staring at me from the other twin bed across the room with a WTF look on her face and utter shock.

Me: Thinking, seriously?

The rest of the morning and day continued on in such a vein. Jealous aren't you?

Uh huh.

JakeTulane · 05-11-2010, 06:49 PM

Naps are good. Naps are even better with a human alarm clock.

SuperFemme · 05-11-2010, 06:52 PM

Gosh Enchantress.
The only thing that hit me today was a thought.

UofMfan · 05-11-2010, 06:54 PM

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Gosh Enchantress.
The only thing that hit me today was a thought.

Yeah and we can't post it on here.

Enchantress · 05-11-2010, 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by SuperFemme

Gosh Enchantress.
The only thing that hit me today was a thought.

You're lucky. If you wish hard enough maybe you'll have a nifty experience like mine. Wish really hard now...

Lady Pamela · 05-11-2010, 07:22 PM

"The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead: his eyes are closed." - Albert Einstein

UofMfan · 05-11-2010, 08:48 PM

I just got the funniest Rep point comment, thank you my friend, I needed a laugh. You know who you are

Strappie · 05-11-2010, 09:02 PM

My friend called me tonight she was feeling a little "blue" so she said "I called you cause I know you always make me feel better" I thougth that was sweet. She continued the conversation as I'm trying to make her feel better then the bombshell came.. She says, "I'm feeling a little guilty cause everyone says I text too much" she continues to say "I don't text anymore then the next person" (I'm thinking to myself... "OH GOD DON"T ASK ME HOW MUCH I TEXT IN A MONTH" then it she did it.. she had to ask me how much after she told me she texts about 6-7k texts a month she says it's average. Here's were my part that I'm suppose to be "making her feel better" comes into play or NOT....

I swallow and say umm about 300 ... she says..."In a day?" I'm like "No a month" .... she hung up on me.... lmccao

Jet · 05-11-2010, 09:10 PM

Have you ever bought a boatload of groceries, everything is organized and abundant and colorful in your fridge, and so you don't want to eat anything because it looks so nice and so do the cupboards?

Yep

That's where i'm at tonight...starving.

05-10-2010, 08:15 AM	#1941
Rook Senior Member How Do You Identify?: A.G - Stone Butch - GenderFuck Preferred Pronoun?: Hym, Hyz...or, just b respectable, it's not that hard.. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Columbus Posts: 2,280 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,227 Thanked 3,183 Times in 1,287 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	gotta love baby dykes & puppy love.. __________________

05-10-2010, 06:58 PM	#1943
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05-10-2010, 10:32 PM	#1944
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05-10-2010, 11:07 PM	#1945
Rook Senior Member How Do You Identify?: A.G - Stone Butch - GenderFuck Preferred Pronoun?: Hym, Hyz...or, just b respectable, it's not that hard.. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Columbus Posts: 2,280 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,227 Thanked 3,183 Times in 1,287 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	i forgot how pathetically funny ren & stimpy show is lol __________________

05-11-2010, 01:30 AM	#1947
Butterbean Member How Do You Identify?: ---- Preferred Pronoun?: ---- Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: ----- Posts: 1,143 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,417 Thanked 2,220 Times in 772 Posts Rep Power: 17690475	I have this problem. So, this black teenage kitty appeared a few days ago. She's scrawny and has a hunchback and never stops meowing. As cats go, she's got a face only a mother could love. Today, she and my dog made friends..and she decided she likes me. She came in the house everytime I opened the door while I was trying to hang laundry. She seems to enjoy my ankles. She's lonely. She wants to be heard. She smacks up the dog when necessary. She lets me pet her and isn't feral. I have no idea where she came from. Tonight, I noticed her humpback is due to a large cyst or spongy growth on her shoulder blade. It's not painful to the touch and she's full of energy so I'm not sure what to make of it. I told her if she's still around in the morning, I'll take her to the vet. Bear in mind, I don't want a cat. They make me itch. They leave hair on my pillow. They get on the counters at night. I like feral cats..who live outside. The cat and my dog are obsessed with each other and are communicating through the kitchen window. The cats sits on the chair on the patio on the outside of the window..and BLossom sits on the chair at the table in the kitchen. And, they communicate. A lot. I've been sneaking around my kitchen for the last 3-4 hours. The cat has been eating at the feeders, sitting on the patio chair, and now she's in the entryway off the kitchen. Resting comfortably. She doesn't appear to have plans to go anywhere. I hesitate to have her in the house until she is checked over by a vet..but I feel awful thinking about her out there. I have company arriving Wednesday. I need a mani/pedi. Blossom is getting a bath and a shave. Blossom just had a $260.00 surgery bill and needs shots in June. She has an Secondary AV heart block and her vet care is expensive. I DON"T NEED A $300.00 VET BILL FOR A SCRAWNY HUNCHBACK CAT!!!! Yet this kitty has adopted us. Blossom has adopted her. Try as I might, I can't NOT like this cat. Ughhh... I might have been adopted against my will. Again. Sigh, I'm taking a comforter out there for her to sleep on. .

05-10-2010, 11:35 PM	#1946
AtLast Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Woman Preferred Pronoun?: HER - SHE Relationship Status: Relating Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: CA & AZ I'm a Snowbird Posts: 5,408 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,826 Thanked 10,830 Times in 3,200 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	Random Pooh-Pah!

05-11-2010, 11:51 AM	#1948
Rook Senior Member How Do You Identify?: A.G - Stone Butch - GenderFuck Preferred Pronoun?: Hym, Hyz...or, just b respectable, it's not that hard.. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Columbus Posts: 2,280 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,227 Thanked 3,183 Times in 1,287 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	figures..I stay home cuz it's pissing cats and dogs....and the sun starts shining by 2 pm.. __________________

05-11-2010, 01:21 PM	#1950
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05-11-2010, 06:46 PM	#1952
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05-11-2010, 06:49 PM	#1953
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05-11-2010, 07:22 PM	#1957
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05-11-2010, 08:48 PM	#1958
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05-11-2010, 09:02 PM	#1959
Strappie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: I know who I am... Doesn't matter Relationship Status: It's a new day.... Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Mpls, MN Posts: 3,283 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,813 Thanked 4,946 Times in 1,350 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	My friend called me tonight she was feeling a little "blue" so she said "I called you cause I know you always make me feel better" I thougth that was sweet. She continued the conversation as I'm trying to make her feel better then the bombshell came.. She says, "I'm feeling a little guilty cause everyone says I text too much" she continues to say "I don't text anymore then the next person" (I'm thinking to myself... "OH GOD DON"T ASK ME HOW MUCH I TEXT IN A MONTH" then it she did it.. she had to ask me how much after she told me she texts about 6-7k texts a month she says it's average. Here's were my part that I'm suppose to be "making her feel better" comes into play or NOT.... I swallow and say umm about 300 ... she says..."In a day?" I'm like "No a month" .... she hung up on me.... lmccao

05-11-2010, 09:10 PM	#1960
Jet Timed Out - TOS Drama How Do You Identify?: .. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: .. Posts: 3,471 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 292 Thanked 2,646 Times in 1,293 Posts Rep Power: 0	Have you ever bought a boatload of groceries, everything is organized and abundant and colorful in your fridge, and so you don't want to eat anything because it looks so nice and so do the cupboards? Yep That's where i'm at tonight...starving.