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Old 01-26-2014, 11:16 AM   #81
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Call me friend I will drive the 3 hours to help a brother out!! That's almost a life threatening predictament .
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Old 01-26-2014, 01:53 PM   #83
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Seriously....hell is when it's -5f outside and you have
to go shovel the fricken snow for the gazillionth time!! grrrr!!!
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your roomates son eats you outta house and home and doesn't contribute back ??? smh*
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I too feel this cold is part of hell on earth...
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Yeah, it's called "When HELL FROZE OVER!"
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When you know your orders are on a little note book, you put it on the desk because you were going to start your Purchase orders, low and behold you are called up stairs for something else and someone came behind, and tore out your pages because they wanted paper and tossed them in the trash... Feeling like Hansel and Gretel story...
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Then she starts going all bossy on you ... again. *gulp*
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you know you are in hell when tonight you have a possible threat of tornadoes, tomorrow its suppose to snow up to 4", and two days from then its suppose to be 76 degrees.

yeah...Ohio...hell....same thing weather wise
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