What made you smile today? - Page 153

katsarecool · 12-07-2010, 03:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by desdansmoncoeur

A (promise?) ring

Very nicely done to the giver of that beautiful ring!!!!!

sylvie · 12-07-2010, 06:09 AM

- early morning surprise phonecall ♥
- a yummy & healthy breakfast
- being lazy in my pj's rather than getting up early for work

Sparkle · 12-07-2010, 06:25 AM

lighting up the bebe ...

JustJo · 12-07-2010, 10:24 AM

JakeTulane · 12-07-2010, 07:59 PM

Words with meaning, always.

Cyclopea · 12-07-2010, 08:10 PM

TickledPink · 12-07-2010, 08:44 PM

LunchBox Notes

Soft*Silver · 12-07-2010, 08:59 PM

laying on the floor and taking a nap with the old dog...

JustLovelyJenn · 12-07-2010, 09:23 PM

.... Anticipation.

Tcountry · 12-07-2010, 09:25 PM

Phone calls...time to study... and not having to make dinner...lol

Passionaria · 12-07-2010, 10:08 PM

The 12 Days of Christmas : I did not write this, it's from www.jokes.com, Comedy Central's joke sight.

Dearest John,
I went to the door today and the postman had delivered a Partridge in a Pear Tree. What a thoroughly delighted gift! I couldn't have been more surprised.With deepest love and affection,

Aberdine

Dearest John, Today the postman brought your very sweet gift. Just imagine- two Turtle Doves! I'm delighted at your very thoughtful gift. They are just adorable. You big silly, what next?
All my love,

Aberdine

Dearest John,
Aren't you the extravagant one! Now I really must protest. I don't deserve such generosity - 3 French Hens! They are just darling, but I must insist, you have been too kind.
Love,

Aberdine

Dear John,
Today the postman delivered 4 Calling Birds. Now really, they are beautiful, but don't you think enough is enough? You're being too romantic.
Affectionately,
Aberdine

Dear John,
What a surprise! Today the postman delivered 5 Golden Rings; 1 for every finger! You're just impossible, but I love it. Frankly, all those birds squawking were beginning to get on my nerves.
All My love,

Aberdine

Dear John,
When I opened the door there were actually 6 Geese a-laying on my front steps. So you're back to the birds again, eh? Those geese are huge! Where will I ever keep them? The neighbors are starting to complain, and I can't sleep through the racket. Please stop.
Cordially,

Aberdine

John,
What's with you and those F---ing birds? 7 Swans a-swimming? What kind of goddamn joke is this? There's bird shit all over the house and they never shut up. I can't get to sleep at night, and I'm a nervous wreck. It's not funny! Stop with those F---ing birds already.
Sincerely,

Aberdine

Okay buster,
I think I prefer the birds. What the hell am I to do with 8 maids-a-Milking? It's not enough, but they had to bring their goddamn cows! There's manure all over the lawn, and I can't move in my own house. What are you doing to me? Just lay off, smart-ass!
Aberdeen

Hey shithead:
What are you? Some kind of sadist? Now there's 9 pipers piping, and Christ do they play. They haven't stopped chasing those 8 maids since they got here yesterday morning. The cows are getting upset and they're stepping all over those screeching birds. What am I to do? The neighbors have started a petition to have me evicted. You'll get yours...
Aberdine

You rotten prick!
Now there are 10 ladies dancing. I don't why I call those sluts ladies. They've been at it all night, along with those frigging pipers! Now the cows can't sleep, and they've got diarrhea. My living room is a river of shit. The commissioner of buildings has subpoenaed me to give cause why the building shouldn't be condemned. I am going to ask to ask the police to intervene. One who means it.
Venomously,

Aberdine

Listen F---head:
What's with the 11 lords a-leaping all over those maids and ladies? Some of those broads will never walk again! Those pipers have run through the maids and are committing bestiality with the cows. All 23 of the birds are dead! They've been trampled to death in the orgy. I hope you're satisfied you rotten, vicious, swine. Your sworn enemy,
Aberdine

Dear Sir:
This is to acknowledge your latest gift of 12 fiddlers fiddling, which you have seen fit to inflict on our client, Aberdine. The destruction of course, was total. All correspondence should come to our attention. If you should attempt to reach Aberdine at the Happy Valley Sanitarium, the attendants have instructions to shoot you on sight. With this letter, please find attached a warrant for your arrest.
Sincerely, Badger, Bender, Cajole - Attorneys at Law

little_ms_sunshyne · 12-07-2010, 10:33 PM

Falling on my butt...I guess I should say it made me crack up more than anything!

JustLovelyJenn · 12-08-2010, 07:52 PM

Buying my greyhound ticket to go away from the weekend!!!

katsarecool · 12-08-2010, 08:00 PM

This Sat. is my day to once again volunteer at the local Artist Guild!! And even better than that is the Holiday Tour of Homes which is sponsored by the Guild and Silent Auction too which I get to attend for FREE!!! And then after that is the tree decorating party at my daughter's house!!! So Sat. will be awesome and I get to Girly Girl up!

princessbelle · 12-08-2010, 08:02 PM

The beautiful sunset filled with pinks and blues and light orange glowing from behind the mountains sprinkled with sparkling snow.

Just breathtaking.

Starbuck · 12-08-2010, 10:25 PM

I got to see her today; she's my beauty!

little_ms_sunshyne · 12-08-2010, 10:46 PM

Playing MASH, a nice text, and a Challenge

bigbutchmistie · 12-08-2010, 11:00 PM

A date Friday night

Texts from her throughout the day

WhiteTigress · 12-08-2010, 11:05 PM

Getting started addressing the holiday cards.

WT

Glenn · 12-09-2010, 02:55 AM

Thinking about giving a poor girl my scooter for Christmas.

12-07-2010, 06:09 AM	#3042
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12-07-2010, 10:08 PM	#3051
Passionaria Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Urban Bohemian : http://youtu.be/IM96Ch9Gx4A Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: She ran away with with the Gypsy's ✿ Posts: 2,519 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,316 Thanked 3,735 Times in 1,250 Posts Rep Power: 16689909	The 12 Days of Christmas The 12 Days of Christmas : I did not write this, it's from www.jokes.com, Comedy Central's joke sight. Dearest John, I went to the door today and the postman had delivered a Partridge in a Pear Tree. What a thoroughly delighted gift! I couldn't have been more surprised.With deepest love and affection, Aberdine Dearest John, Today the postman brought your very sweet gift. Just imagine- two Turtle Doves! I'm delighted at your very thoughtful gift. They are just adorable. You big silly, what next? All my love, Aberdine Dearest John, Aren't you the extravagant one! Now I really must protest. I don't deserve such generosity - 3 French Hens! They are just darling, but I must insist, you have been too kind. Love, Aberdine Dear John, Today the postman delivered 4 Calling Birds. Now really, they are beautiful, but don't you think enough is enough? You're being too romantic. Affectionately, Aberdine Dear John, What a surprise! Today the postman delivered 5 Golden Rings; 1 for every finger! You're just impossible, but I love it. Frankly, all those birds squawking were beginning to get on my nerves. All My love, Aberdine Dear John, When I opened the door there were actually 6 Geese a-laying on my front steps. So you're back to the birds again, eh? Those geese are huge! Where will I ever keep them? The neighbors are starting to complain, and I can't sleep through the racket. Please stop. Cordially, Aberdine John, What's with you and those F---ing birds? 7 Swans a-swimming? What kind of goddamn joke is this? There's bird shit all over the house and they never shut up. I can't get to sleep at night, and I'm a nervous wreck. It's not funny! Stop with those F---ing birds already. Sincerely, Aberdine Okay buster, I think I prefer the birds. What the hell am I to do with 8 maids-a-Milking? It's not enough, but they had to bring their goddamn cows! There's manure all over the lawn, and I can't move in my own house. What are you doing to me? Just lay off, smart-ass! Aberdeen Hey shithead: What are you? Some kind of sadist? Now there's 9 pipers piping, and Christ do they play. They haven't stopped chasing those 8 maids since they got here yesterday morning. The cows are getting upset and they're stepping all over those screeching birds. What am I to do? The neighbors have started a petition to have me evicted. You'll get yours... Aberdine You rotten prick! Now there are 10 ladies dancing. I don't why I call those sluts ladies. They've been at it all night, along with those frigging pipers! Now the cows can't sleep, and they've got diarrhea. My living room is a river of shit. The commissioner of buildings has subpoenaed me to give cause why the building shouldn't be condemned. I am going to ask to ask the police to intervene. One who means it. Venomously, Aberdine Listen F---head: What's with the 11 lords a-leaping all over those maids and ladies? Some of those broads will never walk again! Those pipers have run through the maids and are committing bestiality with the cows. All 23 of the birds are dead! They've been trampled to death in the orgy. I hope you're satisfied you rotten, vicious, swine. Your sworn enemy, Aberdine Dear Sir: This is to acknowledge your latest gift of 12 fiddlers fiddling, which you have seen fit to inflict on our client, Aberdine. The destruction of course, was total. All correspondence should come to our attention. If you should attempt to reach Aberdine at the Happy Valley Sanitarium, the attendants have instructions to shoot you on sight. With this letter, please find attached a warrant for your arrest. Sincerely, Badger, Bender, Cajole - Attorneys at Law __________________ *Moon cat madness*

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