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Tell me about your favorite all time martini recipe.
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I love love martinis....
I invented one once... Bantini 1 shot of Shakers Vodka 1 shot of wit 1 shot of snark 6 month ban
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I used to love Appletinis.
2 oz. Vodka 1 oz. Apple Schnapps 1 oz. Vermouth And, although people think that a round slice of apple floating in the martini is a good idea, it's not. It's better to have a curl of apple peel, or a slice of apple on the rim.
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Oh yes where I hang we may consume these
Key Lime Martini 2 oz Stoli Vanil vodka 1 oz Rose's lime juice 1 oz half-and-half Pour all three ingredients into a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake well, and strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Garnish with a twist of lime, and serve
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[QUOTE=SuperFemme;38703]Was that dirty or sweet?[/QUOTE
Babygirl Dirty.... always dirty.....
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I love pomegranate martinis. I have a great recipe for them .
One designated driver One local bar One dedicated bartender One stool One mouth Use designated driver to get to local bar. Flirt with dedicated bartender as you find your stool. Open your mouth and say, "Pomegranate Martini, please." Repeat as necessary or until the stool slides out from under you. |
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Sometimes I see people drink martinis I see em trip and fall right onto a femme cock open mouth... I call that the CockaTini
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Raspberry White Chocolate Martini- aka Snow got the driver lost on I-71 North
* 1 oz. Absolut Raspberry Vodka
* 1 oz. White chocolate Godiva * 1 oz. Creme de Cocoa * Chocolate syrup # In a shaker, combine first three ingredients with ice. # Take chocolate syrup in swirl into martini glass. (Use to your liking) # Shake shaker and strain into martini glass.
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mine is easy
grey goose drop of vermouth olive juice
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I like my martinis filthy......
Shustoff vodka Vermouth 3 almond~stuffed olives and the dirty stuff that they come in........ Shaken. YUM. |
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These beverages you reference here are "cocktails" served in martini glasses. I do love a good bantini, though.
I am tolerant of the "Vodka Martini," but there is only one true martini, and it is made with gin. Mine is Bombay Sapphire, shaken with copious ice, poured over a chilled glass and served with a twist of lemon. Don't argue.
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What we have here is a Divatini 1 shot of flame 1 shot of snark splash of flippant wrist lightly shaken, never ever stirred and dirty in a clean way serve with gun oil on the side
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