07-14-2011, 11:13 PM | #41 |
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I will not condone one of my officers locking another officer in the roll call room after the first officer farted
(but I will go back to my desk and laugh like hell)
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07-14-2011, 11:18 PM | #42 |
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I will not lose my cool when I feel all
I will not let customers bully me into getting discounts I will not stop asking questions even when my manager makes me feel stupid for not knowing how to do something I've never done before nor been shown I will not try for anymore promotions, because I like where I'm at I will not forget where I've come from I will not forget my number one supporter is the love of my life, and will not forget to be thankful every day for her |
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07-15-2011, 03:20 AM | #44 |
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...call my catdog an asshole...bitchy & territorial yes but not an ass ...ever forget many of the speechless moments shared with Sunshyne ...change my restaurant tipping habits... ...stop being a foodie & enjoying food adventures ...not get at least 2 more tattoos... ...take any minute of life with my honey for granted
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07-15-2011, 05:49 AM | #45 |
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I will not spend the entire day FREAKING OUT because my bra is CREAKING so now I am convinced I have some sort of freakish mammaries or something.
I will not forget to use those nifty filters on fb so I don't accidentally expose my mother to that pic of me getting motorboated at that party...oops. I will not stop reading this thread because it is equal parts adorable, funny, and farts.
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07-15-2011, 08:59 AM | #46 |
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07-15-2011, 09:29 AM | #47 |
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I will NOT stop calling the catdog an asshole until she stops being one
(Im stubborn) I will NOT forget to pack my toothbrush or hairbrush! (I always do this!) I will NOT forget all the wonderful things my grandmother did in an attempt to give us a normal home life and bring us up right (she is on my mind today) |
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07-15-2011, 11:03 AM | #48 |
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07-15-2011, 11:05 AM | #49 |
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I will not bite.
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07-15-2011, 12:02 PM | #51 |
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH oh my god, i'm in my office doubled over, laughing so hard i'm crying!
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I WILL NOT get my ass kicked by my new sparring partner on Sunday.
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